SeaDemon Says

A Friday Issue: Condom For The Religious

Posted on: May 2, 2008

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This will only work if you have a big cork.

Big cork
Take a cork…a big one

Cover
Cover with this

Covered
And you’re covered…

Notice the exposed sides: this is so that the sensation is maintained. The wiring on the side means added pleasure for the female partner (a male partner would not be able to go to the toilet for two weeks without screaming in pain if you use this on him). The cover in front means you can have sex without cumming – so technically, during fasting month, if you don’t cum then your fast is not void.

Taqweem al-SeaDemon

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