Elie-gations

Who the f*** is Elie Youssef Najem? He is getting more news coverage than the pilgrims who died in Mecca! He is more annoying than the Crazy Frog!

His story came about when he pledged some RM1 billion plus to the Majlis Kanser Nasional (MAKNA). Soon, stories about him came in droves (I’ll use that term). Crook? Maybe. I say maybe but I am more inclined to say yes. Besides the cheating allegations, he is also one-day-Muslim, another-day-I-don’t-know-what.

Latest twist is, his 19-year old wife may not even be his wife. She is three months pregnant now…but according to Elie, they were married back in September 2005. Early Sept? Mid Sept? Late Sept? Anyway, I won’t accuse her of doing anything bad..that is between her and the Almighty.

You're my wife...you're not my wife...I'm the 3rd richest man in the world...NOT!

Why I am saying she may not be his wife is because now the Kedah Religious Affairs Department has confirmed that the kadi who married them had died some ten years ago, and the serial number on the marriage certificate belongs to another couple.

The fact that he is still walking around giving press statements is…unbelievable. Even Datuk Kamarul Ariffin of MAKNA and the company that provides security for Elie have some hope of squeezing some portion of Elie’s Elie-ged billions.

Someone please take him to the PJ Police Station and make him ear-squat his billions out. And unmask him, please. Maybe he actually looks like THIS!!!