Monkey See, Monkey Do – Part Trois

Lying bastards!

I have no money – but I can fly around
I have no money – but I can employ people
I have no money – but I can pay for my house installments
I have no assets – but you can sell your stinking ass

Secret Mission

Candid shot of me (right) and the PM's Political Secretary, Dato' Othman Desa

This is a candid shot of me (on the right) having a private discussion with the Prime Minister’s Political Secretary, Dato’ Othman Desa.

It was a private discussion..

Family Values

A mentally-retarded amputee abandoned by his family at his late father's house in Kuang, Selangor

I found this man who happens to be mentally-retarded, suffering from bad case of diabetes, had his left leg amputated below the knee, abandoned by his family at their former family house.

You can find him at Kampung Gombak Batu 19, Kuang, Selangor.

One f*cked up family.

THIS BE THE VERSE – PHILIP LARKIN

They f*ck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were f*cked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.