Funky Cold Medina

Sheena was a man!

I went up to this girl
she said “Hi, my name is Sheena”
I thought she’d be good to go with a little funk cold medina,
she said “I’d like a drink”, I said “ok, I’ll go get it”
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Sheena was a man
so I threw him out
I don’t fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

(Tone Loc)

I Can Smell The Sea

On the surface after a dive at Panuba

54 hours from now, I shall be making my way to Tanjung Gemuk in Kuala Rompin, Pahang. Some 13 hours later, my friends and I should be diving the Nichi Asu Maru wreck in the South China Sea. Six hours after that, we should be diving the Gyoshin Maru wreck, and 18 hours after that, the outer reefs of Tioman Island.

It has been an extremely long time for me between dives…not even a pool dive was done since my trip to Tioman early last month, and it is about time I get back underwater. The polluted air above ground is getting to me already.

I need my dose of compressed air.

Happy Johoreans…NOT!

Shahrir vs TDM?

I was going through the comments made by Johoreans on Dato’ Shahrir Samad’s Blog on the cancellation of the crooked bridge project. I can see that the Johoreans are not entirely happy the project’s been scrapped.

Although there are only three comments (as on my last visit), I am sure had many others knew of the existence of this blog, there would be many more similar comments.

Pak Lah is going to have a tough time appeasing the Johoreans. And the UMNO/BN supporters will have a tough time keeping a straight face come the next general elections.