This I Found On The Net

It looks like a jest. However, read between the lines:

    Kepada Pak Lah, Perdana Menteri Malaysia Boleh…….Blah

Hari nie tah hari berapa Pak Lah jadi PM kami
Memang dari dulu kami sokong sampai lani
Tapi hari nie, buka mata, senak perut anak bini
Tengok Pak Lah habag minyak naik lagi

Memang kami tak tau pasai ekonomi
Yang tau semua Pak Lah ngan kroni
Tapi sampai bila nak jadi lagu nie
Dapat gaji habis tak berbaki

Pak Lah habag tak boleh buat apa
Nie semua ekonomi dunia
Kalau tak naik nanti dunia kata apa
Habis tu yang rakyat dok menderita, tak pa ka

Dulu Pak Lah kata nak jaga rakyat
Kunun Pak lah nak kerja sama sama dengan rakyat
Nie dok nampak macam nak telan kederat
Dok nampak kami yang nak melarat

Pak Lah kata masalah rakyat nak ambik berat
Kunun tak mau tengok rakyat hidup melarat
Tapi kalau macam nie punya sarat
Darah rakyat pun boleh sejat

Kerajaan ada kata rakyat manja subsidi
Kunun asyik kerajaan saja dok bagi
Sapa kata kami rakyat tak pernah bagi
Tu…yang lima tahun sekali tu….sapa bagi??

Tiap kali naik harga, dok banding sini sana
Hampa tengok, kat Thailand lagi mahai dari kita
Apa jenis depa punya kira
Awat tak ikut pulak Brunai punya harga

Brunai tak leh kira
depa punya minyak berlambak tak terkira
Awat, minyak Malaysia tak dak harga ka?
kalau tidak, tak kan jual minyak kita beli minyak depa

Ada Petronas pun tak leh buat apa
Ada duit sikit, dah nak mengada
Pi buat segala menara pagoda kembaq dua
Nak tunjuk, kami la kaya

Petronas kata kami tak tau apa
Kerajaan yang buat kira bicara
Kami ikut apa depa kata
Royalti jadi ehsan pun kami tak leh kata apa

Kunun dok habag petronas hak rakyat semua
Pakailah minyak petronas, nanti untung dapat kat kita
Nie, nak tanya la….tiap tahun untung beribu juta
Rakyat dapat apa ????? kudis buta….

Hari nie petrol naik, tahan la lagi
Tengok pulak apa cerita esok pagi
Habis ikan, ayam, cabai sampai ke cili
depa pun sama tumbas naik sekali

Nanti ada la menteri tolong bercakap
Sapa naik harga dia nak pi tangkap
Sampai bila la dia nie nak ubah sikap
Ingat yang dok meniaga kat market tu heran kot dia punya cakap

Pak Lah mau renung nasib kami
Kais hari nie makan untuk kemarin pagi
Anak kecik pun dok ada lagi
Boleh hidup ka kami lagu nie

Dah tak larat nak tanggung cukai
Sini cukai, sana cukai
Dari tanah sampai ke pintu punya ada cukai
Dah sampai masa kot Pak Lah kena guna akai

Jangan dok ingat rakyat macam Pak Lah
Gaji berpuluh ribu hidup tak susah
Ada anak pulak bisnes sebelah sebelah
Dapat tender pun tak payah susah susah

Kami rakyat bukan macam tu
Malah la nie pun dah ada rebus siput babi dgan batu
Sedih sungguh ohhhh negara ku
Biar tak merdeka terus pun tak la kalau lagu tu

Dah sampai masa Pak Lah ingat
Selesai masalah rakyat cepat cepat
Nanti kot rakyat naik meluat
satu undi pun Pak Lah tak dapat

Cukup la sampai di sini
Tobat dah…aku tak mengundi BN kali nie
Parti Barang Naik pulak kot jadi depa lani
Kot ada sapa nak Barang Naik lagi undi la depa lagi…

Yang Benar,
Rakyat yang semakin tak larat

Selamat Menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan Ke-49

We're FREE!!! But are we really?

It has been 49 years since the Union Jack was brought down, but somehow the legacy of that occupation remains. Malaysia may have progressed from some backyard jungle nation to one that makes International impact, has its own satellites, and sending men to space, but somehow little has changed.

We were colonised for 446 years: by the Portuguese, the Dutch, the British (through manipulation), the Japanese, then back to the British. When the British came, they brought in labourers from China and India to work on the tin mines and estates. It was the policy of the British that the Malays be kept to administrative work; the Chinese the economy; the Indians, being the minority, the labourers. Somehow this policy has embedded within the minds of most of the people of Malaysia now. There is not many Chinese working in the civil service, probably because it doesn’t pay as much, or it is seen as a Malay domain. The Malays tend to think of it as a Malay domain, and the prospect for non-Malays to progress isn’t as bright as it is for the Malays. The Indians will try to fit into any of the categories as best as they can in order to be accepted by the rest.

I remember when I was small, a little over a year after the May 13 tragedy, I was sent to a Chinese kindergarten in Malacca, and was the only Malay there. I made friends with the non-Malays; after all I was the only non-Chinese in that kindergarten. In the evenings, my father would take me to his friend’s house: and the late Uncle Ah Boon and his sons would converse with me in Mandarin and teach me the Chinese characters. We moved to Petaling Jaya a little over a year later, and still, my father sent me to a Chinese kindergarten. Together with my neighbour’s son, Fazrin Azuar (son-in-law of Rafidah Aziz who got into controversies of sorts over some allegations), we befriended everyone, not knowing any boundaries especially that of the colour of skin. I also had a crush on a very cute chinese girl (well, 6-year olds are all cute anyway) called Sharon who used to live somewhere in the SEA Park area.

Then I went to St John’s Primary (1) Institution at Jalan Bukit Nanas. Among my best friends were Yong Choon Wah, Chow Kah Sung, Adrian Lim, Lee Yew Wing, in addition to Mizan Yahya (now married to a member of the Johor Royal Family), Harith Iskandar (yes, the funny guy), and Zamri Ridzwan (now Haji). Still, we knew no boundaries. Even when I was in the Malay College, most of my friends, especially those who came from the cities, ignored racial barriers. And Audrey Foo of Ipoh (now married and living in Teluk Intan) was my favourite butt. Yes, she’s beautiful too.

However, as we grew up, it is the elders, the self-centered ones, the ones with self-interests and own agendas…the ones before us who fed us with stories about race, language etc that had us all then look at each other with contempt. That had caused the racial barrier to be drawn between us..old friends. I remember bumping into one of those best friends mentioned above in England. As freshmen, we got on well, until he was enticed to join this grouping chaired by some students from Hong Kong. Then slowly he withdrew from me, and one night over the dinner table, muttered something racist at me.

That was a blow to me. Coming from a family that is pretty well mixed (we have inter-racial marriages in my family), I found it hard to comprehend this friend’s behaviour. However, that is the reality.

Now, even as a member of UMNO, I hold dear to my friendship with those within and without parties such as the MCA, MIC, Gerakan, DAP, KeADILan, PAS…as to me, friendship surpasses the importance of politics. And in 2003, I am proud that the Government had accepted 2 out of 3 proposals made by my division for the introduction of English in the subjects of Science and Mathematics to bring the Malays at par with the rest, as we believe that the Malays should equip themselves with knowledge to better themselves rather than be spoon-fed all the time. I am still disappointed with the shooting down of the third proposal – to make Mandarin a compulsory subject for students – by language extremists.

49 years down the line, people are less tolerable, there are extremists amongst us who would rather see the division of races continue in this great nation. Office mates still flock by the race to go out to lunch, the Malays still prefer to live in a mainly Malay area, so do the Chinese in mainly Chinese area.

We may have concrete built around us, but somehow we still have that jungle mentality. The legacy of our occupiers still run thick within our blood.

Selamat Menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan ke-49. Make sure you are also liberated mentally.

It's celebration in the jungle

Sounding stupid

Sharifah Amani

At one film awards festival, this cute young lady above gave a reception speech that got the malay viewers seething. She said something to the effect of: I’d sound stupid giving this speech in malay.

The malay viewers went overboard thinking she had insulted the malay language when what she meant was, and to do the non-English speaking malay readers of this blog some service, a translated version: SAYA AKAN BUNYI SEPERTI ORANG BODOH JIKA SAYA BERUCAP DALAM BAHASA MELAYU…meaning, she doesn’t converse well in malay.

In my opinion, both are at fault. The malay viewers for their poor command and comprehension of the English language, and this sweet young girl for her failure to grasp the command of her own mother tongue. She should take cue from people like Dato’ Seri Ong Ka Ting, Dato’ Dr Chua Soi Lek, Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon..all of whom can converse very well in malay. On top of that, even Datuk Seri Dr Lim Keng Yaik who cannot speak malay well, replies to the press in halting malay, knowing that Bahasa Malaysia is the local lingua franca. Try at least. I am pretty sure people can accept the mixing of speeches in both languages.

If she thinks she might sound stupid, try listening to Semi Value. He deserves an applause for trying hard to communicate in malay.

2 Topics In 1

A Former Prime Minister and Former MP, A Dunce Minister, and an idiotic self-serving MP

Compressor Boy is at it again. This time he allegedly sent a threatening SMS text message to a senior Customs official. Initially denying, he later admitted it as “an SMS sent to an old friend”. The coward later said that it was wrong for the Customs official to make it public without going through the proper procedures ie. to go through the respective Ministry and bring the matter up in Parliament. This is one idiot who has a personal vendetta against the Customs Department because the latter refused to heed his “close one eye” “advice” when the former’s logs from Indonesia got confiscated in Melaka. He has been going in the warpath against the Customs Department, hiding behind the “immunity” of the confines of the Parliament. He has also taken swipes at the said department for the latter’s failure to secure him a Mercedes Benz Kompressor. Someone had better kick this idiot out of politics. I cannot imagine people choosing him as an elected representative who has nothing better to do than fight only for his miserable interests.

The best part of it all is the Dunce Minister has thrown in his support for this idiot. But then again, I don’t label him a dunce for nothing. He is famous for making stupid remarks including 28 counted racist remarks in Parliament some time last year. And those remarks made by him have been noted in an Anti-Islam website. Well, what can you expect from a “dunce”?

Dunce Minister has also made a remark on Tun Dr Mahathir‘s willingness to be nominated as a Kubang Pasu UMNO Division’s representative in the upcoming UMNO General Assembly. He has asked every UMNO member to be wary of Tun Dr Mahathir’s motives. I thought this is also the “dunce” who said the Government has answers to every questions put forth by Tun Dr Mahathir lately? Why is he so afraid then? Well, what can you expect from a “dunce”?

At least, the Kubang Pasu UMNO Division’s Youth Wing had the courage to pass a resolution without debate calling for the sacking of Dunce Minister from his ministerial post. Someone should do just that.

Well, what can you expect from a “dunce”?

Perhentian Part IV

Weather for Perhentian

Tuesday 22nd Aug 06Fair
Fair all day.

Wednesday 23rd Aug 06rain
Rain in the afternoon. Fair other times.

Thursday 24th Aug 06cloudy]
Cloudy in the afternoon. Fair other times.
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Tides For Perhentian

Tuesday 22nd Aug 06: High 2.2m (0836H)

Wednesday 23rd Aug 06: Low 0.7m (0028H); High 2.2m (0908H); High 1.1m (1937H)

Thursday 24th Aug 06: Low 0.7m (0121H); High 2.2m (0935H); Low 1.1m (1730H); High 1.2m (2029H)

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Moon Phase for Perhentian

Tuesday 22nd Aug 06: 27th Lunar Day – Waning Crescent

Wednesday 23rd Aug 06: New Moon

Thursday 24th Aug 06: 1st Lunar Day – Waxing Crescent

Made In Malaysia

Made in Thailand

I was just sitting down listening to Thai songs, then this oldie by Carabao called Made in Thailand when I remember how Malaysians are very much like the Thais the band mentioned in the 1984 song.

If you buy Langkawi t-shirts, you would be better off buying them in Hat Yai because it would be cheaper to buy a Langkawi t-shirt there. They’re made in Thailand. Then back in 1980-1981 I remember there was this textile factory in Penang that produces jeans that weren’t sold in Malaysia. In fact, they were exported to the US, labeled as a well-known brand jeans and resold all over the world. Come to think of it, the yellow Adidas windbreaker I was given for the North Pole expedition in 1998 came from Penang…without the Adidas label of course.

Malaysians love to buy branded goods too. Then those who wanted to feel stylish went for brands like Alfio Raldo (headquartered at Taman Perindustrian Sungai Chua in Kajang) and Bonia. As long as they don’t use anything with local sounded names.

Let’s have a look at the lyrics of “Made in Thailand”:

เมดอินไทยแลนด์ แดนดินไทยเรา
เก็บกันจนเก่า เรามีแต่ของดีดี
มาตั้งแต่ก่อนสุโขทัย มาลพบุรี อยุธยา ธนบุรี
ยุคสมัยนี้ เป็น กทม.

เมืองที่คนตกท่อ (ไม่เอาอย่าไปว่าเขาน่า)

เมดอินไทยแลนด์ แดนไทยทําเอง
จะร้องรําทําเพลง ก็ลํ้าลึกลีลา
ฝรั่งแอบชอบใจ แต่คนไทยไม่เห็นค่า
กลัวน้อยหน้า ว่าคุณค่านิยมไม่ทันสมัย
เมดอินเมืองไทย แล้วใครจะรับประกันฮะ

(ฉันว่ามันน่าจะมีคนรับผิดชอบบ้าง)

เมดอินไทยแลนด์ แฟนแฟนเข้าใจ
ผลิตผลคนไทยใช้เองทําเอง
ตัดเย็บเสื้อผ้ากางโกงกางเกง กางเกงยีนส์ (ชะหนอยแน่)
แล้วขึ้นเครื่องบินไปส่งเข้ามา
คนไทยได้หน้า (ฝรั่งมังค่าได้เงิน)

เมดอินไทยแลนด์ พอแขวนตามร้านค้า
มาติดป้ายติดตราว่าเมดอินเจแปน
ก็ขายดิบขายดีมีราคา
คุยกันได้ว่ามันมาต่างแดน
ทั้งทันสมัย มาจากแม็กกาซีน
เขาไม่ได้หลอกเรากิน
หลอกเรานั่นหลอกตัวเอง…เอย

Made in Thailand, our land
we’ve kept it since the ancient times, there’s been many good things.
Since the eras of Sukhothai, to Lopburi, Ayuthaya, Thonburi,
through to modern day Kor Tor Mor (short for KrungThep Mahanakhorn or Bangkok

The city where people fall down the open drains (don’t blame them for it).

Made in Thailand, made in our own land,
the land of the meaningful songs and dances.
Foreigners secretly are admirers of Thai products, but Thais don’t see their worth.
Scared of being looked down upon, that liking Thai products isn’t fashionable.
If it’s “Made in Thailand”, who’s going to give the guarantee for them?

(I think someone should accept responsibilty for this.)

Made in Thailand, and all its admirers understand.
That these are products produced by Thais, made by Thais.
the shirts, trousers, and jeans, (true..a bit)
are sent abroad on planes, and then imported back.
It’s the Thais who gain face (but it’s the foreigners who get the money.)

Made in Thailand, and when put up in the shops.
They put the “Made in Japan” labels upon them.
Then they sell well, sell for high prices
and the wearers then brag they’ve got imported clothes,
the latest fashions, from the magazines.
It wasn’t the foreginers who cheated us.
But it was us who cheated ourselves…oh….

Khidtheung Meuang Thai..Yak Ja Rong Hai

Eden = Koh Lipe

Here I am sitting down in front of this PC listening to 94.5 Love FM, a Thai radio station. I just cannot describe how much I really miss Thailand. I remember some 13 years ago, when I used to do the same. Then there was no Internet radio, so I switched on my trusted old radio and listened to songs by Tik Shiro, Jetrin Wattanasin, while my daughter Noor Farhanah would dance (she was only a year old then).

I don’t know what it is about Thailand that I love and miss so much. Even when I’m in Krungthep, I’d somehow get away from the hustle and bustle and traffic jam, and get to the banks of the Chao Phraya river, capturing sunsets. No matter how, I would always find the time to get away and enjoy the sceneries of Thailand and grasp the Thai feeling. There is always this Thai-ness in everything..the ambience and identity that is almost always absent in other metropolis. Even in Hat Yai, which most would consider an extension of Malaysia, as it is almost always flooded with Malaysians that you can count the number of Thais you would see by the road side, there is that unique Thai identity if you know how to find it, and feel it. Which is why most friends I know, girls and guys alike, will always tell me how they miss Thailand.

It has been a while since I last visited Thailand. Almost seven months now. I am yearning for Thailand now. Hopefully I get to return to Thailand in December.

61 Years Ago – Part Deux

Fat Man's destruction of Nagasaki

61 years ago today, the US Army Air Force dropped the “Fat Man” atomic bomb on Nagasaki. Nagasaki was not the primary target. It was supposed to be Kokura, where most of the military arsenal were. However, conditions did not allow them to bomb Kokura, so they switched to the nearest secondary target.

At 11.01am, Captain Kermit Beahan, the bombardier of the Bockscar flown by Captain Frederick C Bock, saw a break in the clouds over Nagasaki and released the bomb. 43 seconds later the bomb exploded 469 meters above the city, nearly 3 kilometers away from the planned hypocenter. The blast was confined to the Urakami Valley and a major portion of the city was spared, unlike Hiroshima which was 90% destroyed.

At Hiroshima, some 80,000 people were killed instantly, while in Nagasaki, some 70,000 did.

Let us pray that Nagasaki will forever be the last city to suffer an atomic bomb attack.