Daud “Sudah Potong” Hijau is a name I gave to my friend, Nor Azlan David, who also used to be David Paul Green.
I first met him back in 1996 when he worked for an associate company called Ceanet Advanced Technologies (NOW DEFUNCT). An Australian, he is now married to a malay lady and assumed the name Nor Azlan, which I find rather dull. Daud Hijau would have resembled his name closely. The nickname SUDAH POTONG was given because he embraced Islam and had his dick chopped off..I mean, circumcised. Well, it may have been chopped off by the wife by now, I don’t know.
I met him again for lunch just now, after 3 years. As always, it’s been good to see him again. I remember our trip to Cape Town in South Africa. he and I cracked jokes from Subang International Airport, all through the flight, until we touched down at Cape Town. And the joke-telling session did not stop until we were back in KL…when we were scraping the bottom for jokes…the kind that you wouldn’t laugh at. The trip to the jazz club, stripjoints etc…were fun-filled. This Cape Malay bloke, Omar Salie, was assigned by his self-righteous brother to drive us around during our stay there. Initially, he was reserved, saying that he cannot do all the haram things. By the end of the week with us, he was already corrupted and was telling us even worse jokes than the ones we cracked.
Well, Daud, let’s make sure we don’t wait another 3 years before we see each other again. You owe me a concept paper!
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