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I don’t know what it is about KL drivers in particular. Probably full automation and easy access to everything should be the keypoints town and city planners need to look at when planning the urban sprawl in Malaysia.

I was driving to the grocers, and this MPV in front of mine tried to squeeze his vehicle into this really tight spot that would have made a virgin mosquito look like a professional hooker. When he failed to maneuver his MPV into that spot, he insisted on going into reverse, forcing me to quickly go into reverse, almost hitting the car behind mine. By this time, there were at least 7 cars behind this idiot’s. Then a motorcycle vacated a parking spot meant for motorcycles, and again this idiot tried to squeeze his vehicle in there, and obviously failed. Finally, he did a 6-point turn, went through a NO ENTRY sign, almost hitting oncoming traffic, and parked at the first vacant lot he found. And he was trying to park in front of the grocers I was going to.

The number of sign language he got from other drivers must have made the deaf blush with shame. In the grocers I went straight to this monkey’s face and told him to built a shop-block in his backyard for easier access.