Loneliness

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I was watching Astro’s Channel 8 (Prima) and “Freshie’s High School”, a Thai series, had just finished being aired. Then they showed Mai Charoenpura’s music video, followed by Peacemaker’s “Ngao.” I sat up and sang the song softly. This is one song that has a story of its own.

It was late January of 2004. My colleague, Muaazam, and I, were in Krungthep (Bangkok to the rest) to see our partner, Pathiparn, there. As Pathiparn had to entertain clients from South Korea (golf and dinner), he promised to call us as soon as he’d finish. So Muaazam and I had dinner at this North Indian restaurant just off Sukhumvit soi 8, and before we could finish, Pathiparn called asking us to meet him at the car park adjacent to the Tesco’s at On-Nut sky train station. So we rushed to meet Pathiparn there. So we rushed to the Nana BTS station, passed Asoke, Phrom Pong, Ekkamai, and Phrakanong (where Nang Nak lived) stations before reaching the terminal at On-Nut. Pathiparn was there. We were supposed to have a discussion. So Pathiparn asked us to get into his car and off we went, towards Sukhumvit 24. A left turn there and a few minutes later, we were at Club Orbit. So I said to Pathiparn that we were supposed to have a discussion. He turned and said, “Khun Rahmat, everytime you are in Bangkok you are always working. Tonight is after office hours. Tomorrow we will discuss.”

Okay…fine. In we went. Apparently the bouncers and receptionists there know Pathiparn well. The live band was excellent and we sat at the bar. Club Orbit’s a bit like Coyote Ugly..but the gentlemen’s version. Beautiful girls, well-dressed albeit sexily, were dancing on the bar top. I glanced and saw Muaazam enjoying the view.

“You okay bro?” I asked. Muaazam just said, “I don’t know which one to take back to meet my mom!” Yup, the girls were real stunners. But you can see but no touch. The “butterflies” were equally good-looking. These are girls who hop from client to client. In the end Pathiparn told the girls that we are Malaysians…so they never left us. The girls who attended to me were Ice (on the bar top), and Jo (the butterfly).

In between the live band’s sets, they played some nice songs, one was by Ten Teerapak called “Nab Neung” or “Count One” in English, and then Peacemaker’s “Ngao” or “Loneliness.” So as I slow-danced with Jo, I asked her whose song it is, and she told me who the singers were. To cut a long story short, we left Club Orbit at 4am Malaysian time. I didn’t think we would have made it back to the hotel with Pathiparn, by then dubbed “Partyman” by Muaazam and I, being totally wasted and was at the wheel. We met Pathiparn later (around 11am), as promised, and settled our work, then headed out to Siam Square to buy Ten Teerapak’s and Peacemaker’s CD.

Two months later, I was back in Krungthep on business, and had dinner at Yok Yor across the Chao Phraya river from Saphan Thaksin…and the one-man show there sang “Ngao.” When Muaazam and I were stationed for four months in Langkawi, we’d listen to Peacemaker and “Ngao” again and again.

Even during business trips to Southern Thailand with Naddy Nad and Chalky26 later that year, I’d sing the song at karaoke lounges.

The group Peacemaker has since broken up, but Muaazam went back to Krungthep with his girlfriend (taking ice to the North Pole) to buy that particular CD.

And I still hum the song whenever I feel lonely…

It’s high time I go back to Meuang Thai.

What’s Wrong With Maids Nowadays?

I don’t know what it is about housemaids nowadays. The first housemaid my family has ever had, for as long as I can remember, was one middle-aged lady I called “Opah Susu”, as she was the one who made me my milk. She continued to work with the family until 1973 when we moved to PJ from Melaka.

After that, it was a string of sisters, Shamsiah and Kamariah, from Tanjung Besar in Pahang. I didn’t know what was really wrong with them. Shamsiah left after a few months, replaced in turn by her sister who also left after a year or so. Now that I’ve aged, do I know the real reason: they got pregnant by the neighbour’s gardener.

When my father was made the Inspector-General of Police, we had “batmen” so maids were actually Auxilliary Policewomen. So the discipline was there. When my father retired, it took four years to convince my ageing mother to have a maid. She got an Indonesian maid who proves herself to be an asset.

When I got married the first time around,my wife then was okay in her household management. Her attitude wasn’t. The second time I got married, I did all the housework as I married an extremely lazy woman, 4 years my senior in age. So I had to cook and tidy the house. Otherwise I’d fare better in a pig-sty.

With this wife, we’ve had 3 maids. The first was good with housework but her only snag was being caught spitting into my stepson’s milk bottle before feeding him. We gave her the boot. The second one, who is still here with us, is a lazy b*tch who sleeps and eats a lot. Always grumbling about having too much work around the house. So we got a third one to help her out. Quarrels ensued on who’s supposed to do what despite the division of duties; and th third one was also caught napping in my daughters’ room with the air-conditioner at full blast. Gave that one a boot, too,literally. So I’m stuck with this extremely lazy one whose butt is getting bigger than my tummy is by the day. The problem is my younger son and daughter are too attached to her.

Right just now I was at the end of my patience; I literally became the recruit instructor I was 14 years ago. I stood in one corner while I watched her clean the kitchen up (in the previous house, the kitchen was suitbale for breeding roaches and rats); and everytime she said she was done, I’d ask her if she was satisfied with her work, then if she said yes, I’d point to some little stain somewhere and asked her to remove it. All she has to do everyday is the housework and feed the two little ones; both she fail to do. Whenever my daughter cries in hunger, she’d make her sleep so she won’t have to feed her rice or something. So whenever the little one wakes up, the hunger would be just terrible. I don’t know what this maid does. My daughters and I tidy up our room respectively. I wash my clothes from time to time. I even do the gardening and tidying up the lawn. She can’t even wipe the dust off the table daily!

Now,if I kick this one out, what guarantee do I have that I will get someone better?

How Islamic Are The Islamic Authorities? – Part 2

The Director-General of the Malaysian Islamic Development Department (JAKIM) yesterday dismissed the view of the Perlis mufti as the view of “one man”. He is disputing the mufti‘s view that the act of embarrassing couples found in close proximity is unIslamic. The mufti had said that such act would only bring about defiance and anger and would not make the offenders repent.

I for one find it very regressing for Islam as it will only encourage those with frail faith to leave the religion after seeing such ridiculous acts and brand Islam as being an infringement on human rights. Well, it has happened before and it will carry on happening if people do not go back to the basic fundamentals of Islam which is Iqra’ (read). That was the first thing that God had passed onto Muhammad (pbuh): to learn.

Education is still the best way to curb offences. And those who do not believe in God’s words (including those who dispute the contents of the al-Quran as the DG did), God has promised them hellfire and they will remain in it.

MEASAT-3

Boeing 601HP MEASAT-3

MEASAT-3 was launched early this morning. I missed the launch which was shown live on TV1. I didn’t miss the first two launches 10 years ago when they launched them from Arianspace’s launch site in French Guyana. This time it was from Baikonur, Kazakhstan.

My Sis, Gee

Gee with Fazira

My daughter Fazira had wanted to meet up with Gee for so long. So one day I made that happen.

Thanks, sis. I know how busy you are with promoting your new album and so on. But you made it there for us.

Besut Stud Exits Stage Left

Me and Besut Stud 48 days ago

It is 6.00pm on December 7th, 2006. Besut Stud has left the Tairoo Factory.

Finally.

So he is now out of the race to determine who will outlast and become the champion as The Last Local Male In The Tairoo Factory.

He will be commuting to a place much farther than he has to as at 5.59pm, but I guess it will give him the satisfaction where he will actually see that there is life outside the box. First, he will face the shock of having to put his brain into full utilisation, something Walking Vibrator, TNB CEO Lookalike and I had to go through 8 months ago…after years of compresing the brain into peanut size as had to deal with stupid people and incalcitrants.

Good luck bro. On the bright side, no more sharing polluted air emitted by morons.

There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel – Part 2

Soon...very soon...hopefully tomorrow

My Princeton Tec Shockwave LED light left Ohio on December 5th and passed through Cleveland (Ohio), Louisville (Kentucky) and Anchorage (Alaska) on December 6th, and today it arrived at Chek Lap Kok airport in Hong Kong and is now subjected to an X-ray inspection. It is due to arrive in my hands tomorrow (December 8th).

Yippee!

December 7th

USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbour

65 years ago, the Pacific phase of World War 2 began. But contrary to popular beliefs, the first salvos of the pacific War was shot NOT at Pearl Harbour, but here in our own backyard – near Kelantan.

A RAF PBY Catalina was shot down by the Japanese as it monitored the Japanese invasion fleet that was closing in on Malaya. It was around 10am on December 7th, 1941 local time (or, 10.30am according to our time now, or, 4.30pm on December 6th in Honolulu, Hawaii). Shortly after midnight of 7th/8th December local time, fierce artillery salvos were let loose and the Japanese invasion of Malaya was underway. At this time, it was just after 6am on December 7th in Hawaii, and Admiral Nagumo’s planes were just on their way to Pearl Harbour.