Dogs in Islam – Part 2

I am posting this reply to the comments by Diverdel and Shawn:

There is one thing that i do not believe in: the school of thoughts. While there are some good guidelines that I can use, as Diverdel has pointed out, we take the prescriptions by these schools of thoughts as something that MUST be done, and to go against is sinful.

First and foremost, who rightfully can say whether or not such and such an act is a sin? Who dishes out rewards for good deeds and punishments for bad deeds? Only the Almighty has that power.

Shawn, there is nowhere in the al-Quran that says you cannot touch a dog. There are FIVE prescribed findings by these schools of thoughts: 1) you cannot touch at all; 2) you can touch only when it’s dry; 3) you cannot touch unless its nose and tongue are dry; and some others I cannot remember. Even amongst the scholars they are divided over this. But which NAS or DALIL did they use to come up with these guidelines when the Quran says nothing about it? Even the hadith used are DAIF (weak) and some PALSU (false). The only school of thought that goes back to the Quran on this is Maliki as mentioned above.

Diverdel’s point on having to follow strictly to Imam Shafie’s teachings here in Malaysia is something that is actually a cause for alarm. Muslims in Malaysia cannot understand that it is just an intepretation by Shafie…therefore whether you follow it or not has nothing to do with sins and rewards. Shafie says he’s right; Hanafie says he’s right…but why do we need to do the act of adopting another mazhab as mentioned about the Tawaf above? Back in England, I have seen followers of Shafie and Hanafie and Hanbalie whack each other in a mosque because the imam for the Aidil Fitri prayers is a Hanafie. If there is a Shiah here in Malaysia performing rites according to Shiah’s traditions, he can be jailed! In Iraq, such strict followings are causing thousands of innocent Muslims lives lost annually – and all because of schools of thoughts.

Aren’t we all praying to the same God? If we uphold the Six Pillars of Faith and believe in it without a single shadow of doubt, why are we taking teachings prescribed by scholars as “our way of life and no two ways about it”? We read the books they write and subscribe to it strictly..but when it comes to the Quran that we’re supposed to be guided by and with, we question its contents and ask what the scholars thought about what God has decreed.

Dogs In Islam

An Alsatian

When doing my A Levels in the UK, I used to take my neighbour’s dogs for walkies. I even pat them. My fellow Malaysian Malay Muslims would cringe and ask if I am a Muslim.

Dogs are being labeled as najasah (dirty impurity) by Muslims who take the words of so-called scholars (Ulama’) as something inscribed in stone, without once refering to what God has said in the al-Quran about dogs. The fact is God reated every living thing on this earth as belonging to an ummah (community). So human beings, cats, dogs, pigs are all of one community that was created to be subservient to the One God. There is no distinction between these creatures as to whether a pig is more pure than a human being, or if a cat is better than a dog. The fact is, dogs have been mentioned in the al-Quran several times…5 times if I read correctly.

The concept of a dog being dirty came about with false hadiths claiming that the Prophet (pbuh) ordered the killing of dogs and that dogs can only be kept for the purpose of guarding and hunting, due to their dirty status. If Muslims are able to read the Quran, then such hadith should be decreed as lies fabricated to ridicule the Prophet (pbuh).

God tells us in the Quran about the story of the dwellers of the Cave (Surah 18)……in verse 13 God tells us that they were good believers and that God guided them. In verse 18 God tells us that they had their dog with them. Now if dogs are prohibited and dirty, would God speak of those dwellers of the Cave (who had a dog) as good believers?

In 5:4 God tells us that it is OK to eat what the trained dogs catch (dogs are used in hunting)……….if dogs are dirty would God say that it is OK to eat what they catch with their mouths.In 5:4, God said:

“They consult you concerning what is lawful for them; say, Lawful for you are all good things, including what trained dogs and falcons catch for you. You train them according God’s teachings. You may eat what they catch for you, and mention God’s name thereupon. You shall observe God. God is most efficient in reckoning.”

Islam is a way of life. It is when it is being given the brand of a religion that its followers have gone bonkers and come up with lots of ridiculous hogwash taboos. Imagine this: in the Shafie school of thoughts, a dog is impure and therefore anything that it touchs requires a massive cleaning operation that is 6 times with water and one time with dust/clay-water. Now…if the Arabs have hunting dogs and a dog retrieves a bird that has been shot, imagine what clay-water would do to the taste of the bird. According to Imam Malik‘s school of thoughts, a dog is not impure. You can touch it, you can hug it, it will not affect your wudu’ (ablution).

So whose Islam is right? Malik’s or Shafie’s? Don’t we all pray to the same God? And what did God say about who is a Muslim? Isn’t it about abiding to the five pillars of Islam (Rukun Islam)? And what about the six pillars of Faith (Rukun Iman)? What do they say?

The first is to believe in God’s Lordship,Oneness (Entity concept) and Attributes; second is to believe in His Angels; third is to believe in His books (the al-Quran, the Bible, the Torah and Zabur (Psalms of David); fourth is to believe in all His Messengers…25 main ones in all; fifth is to believe in the Day of Resurrection; and lastly, to believe in Fate and Divine Decree.

But as “believers” we chose not to believe in His books; what we choose to believe instead is in the sayings and writings of certain scholars whom have intepreted the Quran and hadith according to their own whims and fancies.

Back to dogs, one laughable taboo is the dog is so impure that if you were to allow dogs in your home, the Angels wouldn’t enter your house to bless it..much like garlic is to Count Dracula, or cats to Imhotep, the Mummy. But to my surprise, one Angel seems to have some kind of immunity towards dogs and still enters the home of believers and non-believers alike to take away their life.

Because we, the Muslims, have rejected God’s Quran, therefore we live in obscurity and backwardness. And we blow people up, treat women like slaves, and tell people how great we are.

Wet Dreams

Kirsten Dunst

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin’ me out with those American thighs
Taking more than her share
Had me fighting for air
She told me to come but I was already there

’cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you

Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

Working double time
On the seduction line
She was one of a kind, she’s just mine all mine
She wanted no applause
Just another course
Made a meal out of me and came back for more
Had to cool me down
To take another round
Now I’m back in the ring to take another swing

’cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you

Shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me all night long

Revisiting Jarak – Part 3

Me before the morning dive at North Point

It was a good trip…good company, good food, good dives…even by Malacca Strait standards.

Nazir, Ruzman and I got to the jetty at Bagan Pasir just after 8pm, followed by Syed with Anas, and then Peter Seow (a.k.a Sukdev Singh). We departed at 2030hrs on 2nd February and got to Jarak between 0530hrs to 0600hrs on the 3rd February.

First dive was at Moray’s Harem..it was dark down there as there was an overcast in the sky. The resident Batfish was missing, the morays were nowhere to be seen. By the time we surfaced the winds had picked up and the swells were big. Even at the bottom we could feel the surge.

Second dive was at Snapper’s Den. Better viz but due to thermocline, the water temperature dropped from 28 Celcius to 26 Celcius abruptly. There was current and we drifted as we did our safety stop. Same huge swells as the winds changed direction, so the Kaleebso repositioned at Moray’s Harem again, where we did our night dive.

The next morning, the Kaleebso moved to the Pinnacle, bit current proved too strong, so North Point was chosen as the next dive’s site. Again, good viz and lots of Blue Fin Trevallies. I really enjoyed the last two dives there.

We departed Jarak at 041130H Feb 07 and arrived back at Bagan Pasir at 042026H Feb 07.

As usual…dives from the Kaleebso are fun. Anyway, you can see the pics of this trip by clicking HERE.

Tahi Suci

The real Ira Hamilton Hayes - one of those guys who raised the 2nd flag on Iwo Jima

I watched “Flag of Our Fathers” just now, about the three surviving members of the Marines (and one Navy) who raised the second US flag on Mount Suribachi, Iwo Jima. The story’s good. What attracted me were the hillarious subtitles..in malay. Let me give a few examples seen in this particular movie:

Holy Sh*t – Tahi Suci
Sail To Japan – Anjing laut ke Jepun
Get The F*ck Back – Dapatkan persetubuhan belakang
The Poor Sonofabitch – Ibnu Miskin Anjing Betina
How Are Your Men? – Bagaimana Manusia Anda?
What’s Your Goddamned Name? – Apa Nama Celaka Awak?

Three decades and things have not changed. From the days of those huge silver screens in huge theaters, to the digital age, they still cannot translate English into Malay well.

I remember watching “Battle of Midway” with the late Tun Hussein Onn at the Federal Cinema. I remember the carrier USS Yorktown was translated as “Bandar York.”

In Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “Commando”, someone said, “Don’t worry, sir. My men are expendable.” That became, “Jangan risau, tuan. Orang-orang saya boleh mengembang.” In another scene, “Don’t f*ck around with me” became “Jangan bersetubuh merata-rata dengan saya.”

No wonder the Malays fail their English and their Bahasa Malaysia.

Office Drama

Tamil drama

The scene is set in an office somewhere in Tamil Naidu.

Alagu is an office manager of a shop that exports tairoo. His sister-in-law Soodamani, also works there, as does his mistress Anjali.

“Soodamani!” Alagu yells. “Vangge!”

Soodamani hurries to her brother-in-law’s office. “What is it, Alagu? Tell me!”

“I will have to cut operating cost because no one wants to buy our tairoo. After all, we’re still producing milk although it looks like tairoo. So more has to be spent on research and development,” Alagu explains. “So the first thing I’ll do is to ask you to quit since you’re overpaid and under-qualified.”

“What?” Soodamani retorts in disbelief. “You cannot do that to me, Alagu! My husband is away in Singapore now still working as a cook in a restaurant. I won’t have enough mony to pay for my bullock cart and so on!”

Dey! Soothe moodu!” Alagu yells. “You do as I say or else I’ll put you up on the retrenchment list and give you only 10 paise as retrenchment benefit.”

“You do that and I’ll tell my akaa that you’ve been screwing Anjali in your office every morning!” Soodamani threatens.

Dey, pomble! Paithiamma? If that is the game you want to play, then I’ll have no choice but to ask Anjali to leave this office as well,” Alagu bellows.

Soon this day, only Alagu the Powderful Manager, is left in the tairoo export office.