I’ve been tagged by blogger Neomesuff…and I was in the midst of packing to go diving tonight.
So how weird can I be? Let me count the ways:
ONE – I love to read and am always hungry for quick information. If I’m eating alone, I’ll need to read something..even if it means reading what’s on the paper mat on the MacDonald’s tray. Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to eat. Even when I’m taking a dump, I’ll need to read. I don’t smoke. It’s usually a newspaper or a magazine (yeah doctor says it’s bad and will give me piles). If I can’t find proper reading material, I’ll read anything on the bottle of shampoo or on the toothpaste tubes.
TWO – I get PMS. Yes, I’m a man. I get something like PMS if the period between dives go longer than 4 weeks. I get all cranky, moody, short-tempered. So if you want to be my wife, make sure you allow me to go diving when you see me all moody.
THREE – I talk to my plants more than I do with the wife.
FOUR – I’m a homely person…even homelier than my wife. I spend more quality time with my kids in a day than my wife does. I prefer staying home when not diving.
FIVE – I am allergic to a building called Uptown Two, which I think is somewhere in Damansara Uptown. In particular the seventh floor. I sneeze uncontrolably whenever I’m there.
SIX – I talk to myself sometimes, especially when I’m thinking of something important.
SEVENTH – I know I’m weird for responding to Neomesuff‘s tag. Now I have to tag others:
I’m tagging: Kimi, Mocha, Choy the AD Gunner, Icecool and Daddy In The City.
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