*phone rings*
Me: Hi, Honey!
She: Hi, Baby. How are you feeling today?
Me: A lot better actually. I slept well due to Xanax. But that’s the only time I’ll use it. It’s not good to rely so much on Xanax.
She: Why?
Me: Xanax killed Linda Wong.
She: Who’s Linda Wong?
Me: She was one of my favourite pornstars.
She: *laughter* You’re your jovial self today. You sounded so bad yesterday. Sorry I couldn’t be with you last night, Honey. I had to go to church with mom after the dinner because today she can’t make it there.
Me: That’s okay. I’ve always had this thing for Catholic girls.
She: Don’t you start.
Me: Let’s have tea. I don’t really feel like going out, but we could just have tea and laze around at home.
She: But you know there’s nothing at home for tea. What do you feel like having?
Me: Honey, you just make the tea, I’ll go get some croissants or scones somewhere. Will that be okay with you?
She: Sounds good, but are you fit to drive?
Me: Yes, I am.
She: Because if you’re not, I’ll give you a good spanking. Oh, I take that back. You always like to be spanked.
Me: Haha! Killjoy! I’ll see you later. I’ll give you a call once I’ve gotten the food for us.
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