Day: January 17, 2008

Yes…it was me Lingam was talking to that fateful day. We were discussing the appointment of certain judges as well as those shortlisted to become the next Chief Justice. But as Lingam’s counsel had said, the voice and face in the video may be that of Lingam’s. In the age of digital recordings and editings, that seems plausible.

I told Lingam that I knew whose name were in the list and that certain characters had to be stopped. Otherwise it would be difficult to get out of a parking ticket court case even. Lingam just stood there and said nothing. When I told him that the new CJ had to be Ahmad Fairuz for fear that judge Malek would be an anti-establishment figure, he said nothing too.

To me, Lingam is just one dumb person. He never said anything about my suggestions. Instead he stared blankly.

In the end I took his cap off, held him by the neck, turned him outside down and poured the Lingam chilli sauce onto a side plate so I can dip my fish crackers in it.

Newton’s view on time was opposed by the likes of Leibniz and Kant. Time is so mysterious that temporal movements have long occupied technologists and astronomers alike. Although periodic movements and periodic events have long become the standard basis of calculating time, men wanted something more precise (again – time) and introduced the certain number of hyperfine transitions of the caesium atoms to regulate the second measurement. This is how the SI defines the second:

The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom

Very confusing for a layman like you and I perhaps. But even Einstein was confused. Einstein showed that if time and space is measured using electromagnetic phenomena (like light bouncing between mirrors) then due to the constancy of the speed of light, time and space become mathematically entangled together in a certain way (called Minkowski space) which in turn results in Lorentz transformation and in entanglement of all other important derivative physical quantities (like energy, momentum, mass, force, etc) in a certain 4-vectorial way.

After reading and researching what time really is, I have come to one final conclusion:

That TIME…is a magazine.

Yeah…I heard that song playing.

Buddhist Babe was lying on her tummy listening to this song. Her top part naked, bottom half covered by the white duvet.

Hang on! Isn’t my babe a Catholic?

Oh no. This is the Buddhist Babe. And this is a special request from her.

I walked to the side of the bed nearest to her. “What’s wrong, Babe?” I asked, stroking her hair gently.

“I just feel sad my man broke my heart into pieces,” she said in a sad tone.

“But I’m here at your request,” I began.

She turned to look at me and held my hand.

“Will you unbreak my heart, please?” she asked softly.

Well, I hate to tell her the truth. To unbreak a heart isn’t easy. But I can start stuffing glue-like stuff inside her. Might glue back her heart too.