As The Waves Lap The Shore On A Dark Moonless Night

0205.

It’s dark out there but I can hear the sound of waves lapping the shore. Far in the distance are the lights of Tekek. I’m on this hillslope chalet with lush green primary jungle behind me. I stare into the darkness in a northwesterly direction. I’m being melancholic again. Somewhere out there in that direction, hundreds of kilometers away, is the person that makes me happy.

It was that, too, when I was underwater last evening. Things were beautiful and colours vibrant; yet, my thoughts were of her. I saw some pretty-looking nudibranches, I did not even bother to stop to photograph. That was so unlike me. I kept looking at my dive computer, looking at the bottom time, eager to end the dive so I could get back topside.

Strange.

I’m now smiling. I have made it past the mid-week mark. Soon I’ll be going home to her. Soon I’ll be holding her close to me again, smell that hair again, see that smile again, hear her sweet voice again, be with her again.

Yes, I am smiling.

0212.

Talking Cock Underwater – Part 4

I woke up this morning and noticed that there was no electricity. As such, I couldn’t shave as the bathroom has no window, and it was dark. I couldn’t see satu benda berdarah. I couldn’t see how much toothpaste had gone onto the brush. Terrible. Apparently the whole island was without electricity for an hour.

Balistoides viridescens.

Beautiful fish, but I hate it.

I was leading a group of divers in strong current, and turned around to count the number of divers. When I turned around to start swimming again, there it was…right in front of me. The sickening smiling face with a false moustache, grinning its Nosferatu-like teeth. It also goes by its uncommon name: Moustache Triggerfish. Otherwise, it is commonly known, among Malaysian divers especially, as the Titan Triggerfish.

I whacked its head once with my camera, then I punched it, before whacking it using my fins. It swam away, and attacked the others.

Twice we were attacked by two different Titans. During the other attack, one of the divers thought that the divers who frantically swam past him were racing to pose for his camera. When they gestured to him using their hands to tell him there was a Titan behind him, he thought they asked him to take more and more photos. I took a photo of him as the Titan approached behind him with its trigger raised. That was the last moment before he was attacked by the little bugger.

Current was strong on the surface, we had to sail to pick up three divers who had drifted away. I called off the next dive because it was getting dangerous.

Anyway, I did not take that many photos that I can share with you today. Certain parts of the training were classified so I cannot post them online. So, please enjoy looking at the ones I took during the last dive.

Dang! I really miss someone.

Evening traffic
Evening traffic

Attack
Cameraman on the left didn’t know why these guys were swimming so fast away from

Last moments of this cameraman
And this was his last moment before he was attacked

Deco stop
Doing my deco stop alone…all the rest have gone up

Stern
Looking stern at the stern

Sunset
Sunset for the day

Talking Cock Underwater – Part 3

The day started early for me.

Well, real early.

I had a tough time trying to sleep because of the din my roommate was making as he blared away announcements through his nasal tannoy. In the end it was almost 3am that I got to sleep. Then I was awakened at 4am by a text message from my telco about some money-saving deal. At around 5am, I got up again because my mobile phone had dropped from the bed. I must have pushed it off the bed as I had my pillow over my left ear (I was sleeping on my left – must be a newly-acquired habit). Finally at 6.30am, my phone’s alarm went off signalling 30 minutes to get working.

I lay-in bed after waking up my roommate asking him to go to the bathroom first to settle whatever he’d have to settle then, before my turn came at 6.45am. I quickly showered, donned my rashguard and shorts and made my way to the coffee house. Then it was all training discussions over breakfast. I received a call from ASP Rosman, Officer Commanding ‘Bravo’ Squadron, of the VAT 69 (police commandos). I haven’t spoken to him since I left the service and he sounded happy to hear my voice again, even calling me “Commando 69’s favourite son” because when I was in the armed forces, I would always invite them to participate in our exercises; be it for diving or parajumping. He’s asked me to visit him in Hulu Kinta anytime soon.

I went down to see Yusof taking the trainees for their physical training, while I just did some Yoga stretchings. You cannot exercise much before, between, and after dives, for fear of getting decompression illnesses. After breakfast and briefing, I went down with the first group to train them on using the Interspiro full-face mask at 6 meters. A few were comfortable but there were those who ripped the mask of at the slightest problem to equalise. The Interspiro has such high air volume within the mask that it keeps tugging the head upwards; and because it is impossible to pinch your nose when you use one, equalisation can be a hassle…well, not that I have any of those problems. After that I took them to the threshold of their training: 18 meters (although when alone I went down to 27 meters…dark, cold, silent and eerie; meeting “Big Guys” with nasty teeth. Just the way I love it). So for both teams I had to do this.

In the hurry to get the mask off their face, they forgot to secure the nose-piece inside the mask and caused this RM200 odd piece of thing to disappear beneath the waves; not forgetting the fact that one of them managed to destroy a RM4K piece of government-owned equipment due to carelessness.

In the afternoon, after lunch, the other instructors and I, lay down on the coffee house’s floor and slept for about half an hour. Later, a course was conducted on radio protocols, before we headed out to sea again to train these guys on underwater communications.

During the last two dives, I farted underwater quite a lot. Must have been the broccoli with sambal belacan that I whacked during lunch.

After completing the dives, I was on the phone when someone I was talking to might have heard me tell my colleague, “Take him out to sea and make sure he drowns.” It was one of the divers who’s not quite up to par with the rest, and I wanted him to have more dives even though it was getting dark. Yeah, someone has to be the sadistic instructor.

Hmm…I really miss someone badly. Yeah…terribly. 😦

I managed to find 4 nudibranches playing choo-choo-train underwater. Oh, I also remember telling someone that we were also busy playing with friendly sharks. So here are some pics:

Big guy at Renggis
Big guy swimming near us

Let's get closer
Let’s go closer and see if he wants to play

Ah! He does want to play!
Ah! He does want to play!

Come closer baby
Come closer, baby!

A school of???
A school of what???

Chevrons at Chebeh
Ooooo…a school of Chevron Barracudas

Viz at Labas
Someone asked me how is the visibility…well, here’s a pic taken at Labas

Panuba house reef
Taken at Panuba house reef

Panuba House Reef
Taken at Panuba house reef

Ready to dive
Ready to dive

Hahaha
I made this guy gear up and pose for me in the hot sun

My tanks
SeaDemon’s around???

Hello!
Hello!

Strolling
“Hey, bro! let’s see what’s on the left side of this sandy patch!”

Leaking tank valve
My leaking left tank valve

Hi there
“Hi, there!”

Sunset on Wednesday
Sunset on Wednesday 2nd April 2008

Talking Cock Underwater – Part 2

Today was a bit hectic as compared to yesterday. I have been diving using the Kirby Morgan KM-48 full-face mask. Tomorrow I will have to assist in teaching some 20 members of the Fire and Rescue Department divers to use their Interspiro full-face mask. Most have not used a full-face dive mask and those who have cannot equalise well when they dive deep.

During the administration briefing earlier this afternoon, I emphasised on discipline, teamwork and cooperation. We hid an important equipment that they have forgotten to store in a safe place, and ordered for a full layout of survival kit. Only then did they realise. This time around, they were let off with a warning. The next time, this smiling me may not be so forgiving, and this is sanctioned by their Chief Dive Officer. Tomorrow morning, Yusof is going to take them for some physical training at 7am. I’ll be ragging them underwater at 9.30am. Now, I would love to see who panics underwater when I start ripping off masks whenever they commit the simplest of mistakes. It is my belief that, as lifesavers, they must have a penchant for details and safety. So my job is to instill this into them. No more melayu civil servant mentality when the public look up to them to be saved and so on. However, to be fair to them, they are a good lot. But it is just me as the sickening training officer: the kind who can share sweets with you and whack the back of your head at the same time.

However, I love diving with the wireless underwater communications set. The clarity is superb that I sang songs to the Surface Controller from underwater. However, it also picks up high-pitch engine noise from surface vessels above that I went deeper to avoid being hit by them. Good early warning.

And, oh, the blardy leak on the neck at the base of the left tank’s valve is leaking very prominently. I lose air a lot from it at greater depths. How am I supposed to dive this tank when I do the deep dives at HMS Banka? Hmm…

Let me share with you some pics…ones I have managed to upload using this narrow broadband.

Deja vu
Deja vu

Nizar and I
Both were doing something on their respective notebook

Sunset on the first day
Sunset on the first day

Morning has broken
Morning on the second day

Koter anjing goreng
We were hungry in between dives, so Yoi made us some Koter Anjing Goreng

Comms units
Communications units

Kirby Morgan KM-48
Kirby Morgan KM-48 full-face mask

KM-48 with my regulator
An Interspiro full-face mask

One of the RHIBs
One of our dive boats – a Rigid-Hulled Inflatable Boat (RHIB)

Yusof giving an admin brief
Yusof giving an admin brief, Navy style

My twinset rig with the KM-48 mask
My twin-tanks set-up with the KM-48 mask

Sunset...it is time to dive
Sunset…it is time to dive

Good guys wear black
Good guys wear black and dive in the dark

Nice
End of another day…

Talking Cock Underwater

The sea is calm in Tioman now. There will only be two tidal changes today and tomorrow. Conditions will change come Wednesday afternoon when the currents will pick up, making our job slightly more difficult. And with the number of charges exceeding 20 in total, it will be a hectic week for us.

Right now there are three instructors: Nizar (representing the Army, who is my roommate now), Yusof (ex-Navy commando who used to skydive with me – I taught him freefall relative work back in 1995), and I. Tomorrow, Nizar and I will have to familiarise ourselves with the Kirby Morgan KM-48 full-face mask, and try out the wireless underwater communications system. Later in the afternoon, we will have to teach the Fire and Rescue Services personnel radio protocol and underwater navigation. We will be using the compass board members of the special forces use when diving, and not the wrist compass used by recreational diving instructors.

On Wednesday, it will be the Coast Guard’s turn. Come Thursday and Friday the game will get more serious with the Army, Navy, Air Force and Police commandos joining in the fun.

And the broadband connection is so slow here that it is almost impossible for me to upload pics from my camera. I’ll have to go to the cybercafe to do it using satellite broadband instead.

Until then, stay safe, play safe, and don’t forget to use rubber.

Haha!

Panasnya Tempat Ini Tidak Boleh Mengalahkan Panasnya Topik-Topik Perbincangan Bersama Ratu-Ratu Drama

Air limau dengan garam

Panas.

Aku tak tahu macam mana mamat-mamat ni semua boleh bekerja dalam kepanasan yang bakal menghangitkan bulu telurku. Aku hanya dapat membayangkan kedinginan meneguk segelas air limau dari sebuah gelas yang bertatahkan serbuk garam dari mana-mana lubang mengair, bukan lubang berair macam ada orang tu kata – tak malu betul (watering hole) yang ada di kota metropolis.

Angin sepoi langsung tiada dapat dirasai kewujudannya di sini, dan dalam keadaan inilah aku mula teringat akan kata-kata Semi Value

(Dengan intonasi Semi Value) “Kerajaan ingin menase-atkann kapadda sumua ra’ayat supaya jangan banyia membuang ayer.”

Of course la apa yang Semi Value kat atas tu tak ada kena-mengena dengan apa yang aku nak tulis kat sini. Kalau Yummy Baby baca ni mesti dia kata, “Bodoh gila, kan?”

Anyway, aku teringat semasa santapan malam bersama rakan-taulan beberapa malam yang lalu. Makanan memang sedap hinggakan Indah Water punyalah seronok dapat kerja yang boleh mengisi masa akhirnya, selain dari menghantar bil-bil bodoh kononnya membuat pembentungan sedangkan sebuah flet di Cheras melimpah-limpah tangki kumbahan najisnya.

Yang menyeronokkan adalah apabila melihat dan mendengar topik-topik hangat yang diperbincangkan oleh ratu-ratu drama yang dikepalai oleh Wanita Berbulu Mata Gam Gajah yang saban kali pulang dari tanah asing dengan tas-tas tangan berjenama yang boleh didapati dengan harga lebih murah di pasar malam Downtown mahupun Uptown.

Kemudian aku lalui lorong-lorong bertar sambil melihat pencakar langit. Tak luka-luka lagi langit sepertimana aku senang tercakar sekiranya dicakari. Tetapi itu semua tak penting bagi ku. Yang penting adalah bagi aku mengharungi satu minggu yang akan datang di dalam air. Rasanya hitam aku akan bertambah walaupun tidak sehitam budak hitam kepercayaan Jejaka Kepala Batas. Cuma aku risaukan kepala aku yang kurang protection…mungkin sekali akan mengelupas kulitnya kali ini.

Hilang hensem aku. Cipet betul.

4.45am – Part 2

Well, I don’t know if I have resolved the one issue with my twin-tanks set-up. When I first used it, there was a slight leak at the neck of the valve. When I took it to Pulau Sembilan, it wasn’t there anymore. So this whole week next week I shall test the set-up in more rigorous conditions, whack it to the max and see if it performs well.

Tech diving is different to normal recreational diving. The first difference is of course the equipment that is being used: you carry more than one tank, and always have a decompression gas in your “deco bottle.” You will certainly breathe oxygen enriched air, and unlike the recreational Nitrox (Enriched Air), we carry oxygen mix of between 41 percent to 100 percent, well, I usually carry one mix, and that is the 50 percent Oxygen mix. Before I do my gas switch to this mix, I will have to read the label carefully, and understand what I had written on the label. If I do not understand what’s on the label, chances are I will get Oxygen Toxicity and most probably die….hehehe. Other difference include almost always but not necessarily, diving to depths beyond (deeper) than recreational dive limits; wreck or cave penetration. And you will have to be a self-sufficient diver to dive without a buddy.

OC
Kudinne descending using the mooring line

OC
Me cruising by the wreck

OC
Kudinne (top), Me (center), and Jim (below) during one of the decompressions stops

OC
Me, Kudinne and Jim doing a decompression stop

OC
Kudinne and I with our twin tanks on our back and the decompression gas hooked onto our side

Another mode empoyed for tech diving is the use of the Rebreather. It is called a Rebreather because you will be breathing your own recyled breath. So you must monitor your air’s Oxygen content. If it gets too low, you get hypoxic and you pass out underwater. Not a good thing to do. I am seen in the pics below using a Buddy Inspiration Closed-Circuit Rebreather, otherwise known as the Yellow Box of Death (YBOD). Yes, people have died using this system, but it is still one of the best around.

CCR
Prepping the YBOD

CCR
Prepping the unit’s controller by inhaling and exhaling

CCR
Javier assisting me to open the valves before diving

CCR
Yeah, something went wrong with the harness of this unit mid-dive and Javier had to assist me again.

“Red On! Stand By The Door!”

Paradrop from a C-130H

It was one very early January morning in 1989. I was the first jumper in my “stick.” The rear ramp of the DHC-4 Caribou had opened, and I could see the Strait of Malacca as the aircraft banked left sharply, aligning itself with the Alor Setar airport’s runway.

I looked below. The houses suddenly looked small from 1,000 feet. I have travelled the world in airplanes prior to that, but on that day, I was watching the houses without the protection of an aircraft’s fuselage.

“Periksa kelengkapan! (Check equipment!)” shouted the Jumpmaster. So we checked our equipment while screaming out the name of each item: topi keledar (helmet), Capewell (Capewell release system), penyangkuk dada (chest hook), penyangkuk cadangan (reserve chute hook), tangkai cadangan (reserve chute ripcord), penyangkuk kaki (thigh fastener), ikatan tengah pack (middle pack tie) – this is when we check the middle pack tie of the jumper in front…on this occassion I was silent because I was front most; tali statik terkait (static line hooked).

The “traffic lights” (jump lights near the ramp door) were still out. Then we had to say out that our equipment was ready and we were ready to be dropped. Three minutes out, the Jumpaster shouted out the final jump brief above the din of the Caribou’s engines:

“Dengar sini semua sekali! Lampu merah berdiri di pintu, lampu hijau keluar pesawat! Keluar dalam keadaan compact! Kira Satu Ribu, Dua Ribu, Tiga Ribu, CHECK! Sekiranya payung tak kembang atau payung kembang tak baik, pandang, pegang dan tarik tangkai cadangan! Tarik rigging line di sisi, ambil kedudukan mendarat, mendarat dengan selamat, lapor kepada DZSO (Drop Zone Safety Officer). Sekiranya payung kembang dengan baik, buat pemeriksaan sekeliling. Ambil kedudukan para! 150 kaki, menghadap angin! 30 kaki ambik kedudukan mendarat! Mendarat di atas 5 titik pendaratan! Buat HR and D (Harness Release and Dragging) dengan pantas, lapor kepada DZSO.”

Once the aircraft has stabilised, and it is on the jump run, the Jumpmaster shouts out the final command:

“Lampu merah berdiri di pintu! Lampu hijau keluar pesawat! Sesiapa yang enggan terjun akan dihadapkan ke Mahkamah Tentera! (On the red, stand by the door! On the green, exit the aircraft! If you refuse to jump, you will be brought before a Courts Martial!)”

Then the traffic light’s Red came on.

“Berdiri di pintu!” came the command.

I edged two steps with my right hand holding onto the static line, my left hand by the side of my reserve chute. The whole world looked awfully huge and things below were so small. I could make out the motorcycle lights of kampung folks going out to work, or to the market. I stole a look at the traffic light, dreading the moment it would turn green.

Then the inevitable happened. The light turned green. The Caribou’s rear ramp wasn’t big, as compared to the ones on the C-130H, but I remember I took six steps to walk to the edge, and I had an assisted exit – the Jumpmaster kicked me out of the aircraft.

I remember I did not count. I just closed my eyes. Bad! My intestines were all left inside the aircraft and I was falling at a rate of 100 feet per second. Three seconds later I heard the flutter of the ripstop nylon canopy and took a deep breath.

I did 51 more of those static line jumps, the last was on January 3rd 1993 at what is now the RMAF Base, Gong Kedak. Dislocated my shoulder once, injured my elbows twice, twisted my ankles after a hard landing on the tarmac, before I advanced to do freefall jumps. I’ve jumped with mortar boards, M-16A4 (predecessor of the M-4 Bushmaster), the Steyr AUGA1.

In total I have 642 jumps including my freefall jumps and the jump at the North Pole, but excluding my BASE jumps as I cannot log them onto my freefall log book.

Yes, I am missing those days when I was still in uniform. Had I not listened to my ex, I could have been a Lieutenant Colonel by now. Then again, had I not listened to her, I wouldn’t have been able to meet all the wonderful friends I have made along the way since leaving the service.

Time to don white uniform now…with white shoes.

Posting Yang Ke 1694

Apa ni bil telefon tinggi?

Kadangkala aku berasa hairan apa yang difikirkan oleh Jejaka Kepala Batas yang gambarnya tertera di atas.

Mungkin gambar di atas membayangkan beliau begitu risau dengan bil telefon yang semakin meningkat. Atau mungkin kertas di hadapannya itu adalah kad laporan sikap budak berkulit hitam yang biasa dilihatnya bermain-main dengan cucunya…kebiasaannya apabila dengan kehadiran para paparazzi dan papa orang lain juga asalkan mereka memegang kamera.

Bukan senang Jejaka Kepala Batas ini hendak mengharungi hidup sebagai seorang memanda menteri yang mempunyai kurang dari 2/3 kuasa optimanya. Kalau mengikut lumrah Ultraman Dyna, sekiranya tidak berhati-hati maka lampu merah di dadanya akan berkelip sambil mengeluarkan bunyi yang amat annoying sebab belum dapat dikalahkan seterunya, dah kena TAKE FIVE selama 3 minit untuk commercial break untuk ambik nafas dan memberi masa untuk lampu merah kembali bertukar menjadi biru. Belum sempat berehat sejenak, kalau dulu beliau dapat memberi tumpuan penuh kepada kerja, kini terpaksa juga beraksi di ranjang.

Kilang baru la katakan.

Mungkin juga kena makan pil biru untuk mempercepatkan nyalaan lampu biru tersebut.

Pil biru
Ini boleh kasi hilang itu bunyi NI NOR NI NOR NI NOR dan lampu tukar dari merah ke biru semula

Ketatnya baju ni...
“Bro, lu rasa wa nampak gemuk tak pakai baju ni? Lu story tau! Jangan tak story sama wa!”

Adakah itu menjadi punca kemelut politik yang ada dinihari? Mungkin beliau hilang tumpuan terhadap keperluan pentadbiran hinggakan beliau memberi kebebasan kepada budak berkulit hitam yang tidak menyokong HINDRAF itu untuk mempercatur dan mempertaruhkan masa hadapan rakyat.

Disebabkan kealpaannya itu, maka Jejaka Kepala Batas kini dihadapi dengan lebih banyak kemelut politik terutamanya dalam parti KERIS yang diterajuinya.

Nasib baik beliau adalah merupakan Presiden parti tersebut. Dan sebagai Presiden, cara yang paling baik untuk beliau tangani kemelut politik ini adalah dengan cara yang biasa beliau ambil untuk menyelesaikan masalah-masalah lain:

Tidur
“Tidoq lagi baguih…lepaih ni kena tukaq nama jadi GUS DUR (baGUS tiDUR)”

Redeem

Mabul Island

I was going through my photo albums and looked at the Sipadan pics. I remember I still have several free dive trips to redeem but I still don’t know when to redeem them. And the Perhentian guys have been pestering me to go and dive there. It’s been half a year since my last visit to the Perhentians. How fast time flies.

If it weren’t for this one week job that I have to do, I would have made plans to go to either Perhentian or Redang. I really need to go up that way for a change. Now it’s almost impossible, with only one weekend free in April. Second weekend I have to go for a technical dive trip to the Dutch subs and HMS Banka. End of the month I will be going on the liveaboard trip to the Gyoshin Maru and the Nichi Asu Maru wrecks, followed by another technical trip to the HMS Repulse the following week. Mid May I will be going up north for a weekend. I will definitely have to attend another course in June in preparation for an even deeper dive in October.

And I really need to spend 6 days in Sipadan to redeem my free trip there. And the December muck-dive trip there sounds very interesting. It is time I get a wet attachment macro lens for that trip.

And strobes…