Written by a senior engineer:
“Congrates!”
Written by a teacher:
“I’m stucked in traffic.”
Written by a manager:
“Come and joint us tonight!”
And last week, at the annual general meeting of the Ex-Air Force Commandos Association, I was told by a former subordinate that a recently-graduated officer briefed the US Marines during the annual Exercise Balance Mint:
“Good morning! All the US go to the left, and all the Americans go to right.”
Improve on English or lose out in job market, undergrads told
