Speek Ingris

Written by a senior engineer:

“Congrates!”

Written by a teacher:

“I’m stucked in traffic.”

Written by a manager:

“Come and joint us tonight!”

And last week, at the annual general meeting of the Ex-Air Force Commandos Association, I was told by a former subordinate that a recently-graduated officer briefed the US Marines during the annual Exercise Balance Mint:

“Good morning! All the US go to the left, and all the Americans go to right.”

Improve on English or lose out in job market, undergrads told