The weather that day was all amix
But that wasn’t stopping me from getting my fix
I was adamant on getting back underwater
No matter the odds, come what may, whatever

That night I drank without going to pee
At Salang’s best local Kedai Kopi
The coffee served was black and made people dizzy
The tea was coloured light ana a little bit foamy

The next day the main group arrived
Looking like a bunch of people who have never dived
Some looked perky while some looked well
Some were totally seasick because of the swell
Soyak reef was the first dive site
Although the surge was strong the dive was alright
I was happy with what Soyak had to show
One of which is this little guy below

Next we went to dive the Salang wreck
Teeming with life is a matter of fact
I took photos as so did the rest
But mine will never come out to be the best

The boat sailed back to the Salang jetty
The waves were big and none too pretty
But no matter how bad or how big the fright
The day ended with this beautiful sight

The boat chugged away towards Tiger Reef first
Some people were puking out their breakfast
The waves were big with the oncoming tide
The boat pitched then rolled side to side

The viz was not great and the surge was strong
But nothing a good dive can ever be wrong
There was plenty to spot and plenty to see
Like this little green Nembrotha milleri

I wasn’t being gung-ho nor was I being brash
I decided to take photos without using my flash
To say that it looks like Sipadan isn’t a comment that’s fair
But there were Yellowtailed Barracudas swimming everywhere

Then we went to one of my favourites at last
A little rocky outcrop that people call Labas
Although we skipped the swimthroughs there was plenty to see
Including this little guy whose name eludes me

The dive had almost ended as did the camera’s battery
I turned off my flash and switched to the cheap LED
Then I spotted something familiar to me
It was a beautiful Hypselodoris bullockii

At 30 meters at Sawasdee I saw this little shrimp
It may be small but I doubt it’s a wimp
Suddenly it looked beautiful I thought I was narc’ed
But you all know even if I was I would never give a f**k

My dive computer screamed foul, my dive time was running low
I had to commence my stops fast by ascending real slow
A shadow above me gave me a cause for alarm
Another figure doing deco stops – it was Bulu Dalam

Thus endeth my diveth ’twas time to return
To terra firma rich with lizards and fern
Diving makes me look like a junkie high on dope
But it’s my only key to sanity, the bringer of hope

Night fell upon Salang, in the sky looms a cloud
Even with the threat of rain the night owls were out
All the divers were there and partied at best
While poor Nofarndiver and Miezegreat had to finish their test

The crowd was dancing, the bass kept the beat
On a cool night the crowd could feel the heat
And A.J the towkay Kedai Kopi let the music out of the bag
With all the money he’s earned he should buy a new flag

There were myriads of activities being done on the last night
Some were dancing, some were drinking heavy and light
With A.J’s ghetto blaster playing the latest cuts
There were still people who preferred playing cards

So there have you my trip-report poem posting
You should all get back to work else your job won’t be ever-lasting
For now the bars of Salang will be silent, no one to ring the bells
So have a nice day, people, somewhere else

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