In the end…

Bored to death

In the end I’m stuck here. My daughters Fazira and Nisaa cried…and I felt I shouldn’t go diving this weekend. That makes three weeks I’ve lived on this polluted land breathing polluted air.

I guess I’ll have to stay in front of this PC so I won’t be bored to death.

Mini Mini Minor What?

21 people in a Mini Cooper

Recently they did a record cramping 21 people into a Mini Cooper. That may be a solution to travel problems currently faced by the most favoured multinational company.

But what is the fuss over that record? As evident in the picture below, even monkeys can attempt such records. The current record for most monkeys in a Mini Cooper, as pointed out by the Custodian of Records this afternoon, is 31 Monkeys. No, you must understand, there was only one big monkey in it…but that is equivalent to 31 others.

Monkeys attempting a record for most monkeys in a car.

Empty Promises

As usual...coming out from the most favoured multinational company

The most favoured multinational company has unveiled its (yet another) long term plans which will enable the lifestyle of the directors to be financed by another set of investors (read: suckers) for the next 7-8 years.

As the old saying goes: “Start up the cooking stove’s fire, don’t mix the fish with beef; once you’re a habitual liar, you’ll eventually become a thief.”

God is Powerful in Japan – Part Quatre

This is from a Japanese student’s diary:

Today is happy day. Because class much today. But everyone caught a cold. Poor everyone.

Seen on a packet of tissues:

This tissue could change your life

Advert for Tokai University Open House Day:

Tokai University Open campus for your mind only

Isn’t a ball round by nature? This is from a Japanese student’s diary:

We went to the Agematsu nursery school. I took a star-shaped ball I made with my mother last night.

Oh, man….I’m crying now…hahahaha!

Discrimination At Work (Literally)!

Sacramento Thingy On Office Discrimination

Another local has been terminated. My guess is because this recently-terminated guy had a quarrel with one of the directors recently. The company he worked for has not paid their employees salary for last month, citing crappy tales like “no funds” etc when they jet about to India, live like kings in this country, while the local employees get discriminated, terminated etc under the pretext of retrenchment.

I never suffer from xenophobia but someone should seriously think of teaching these foreign bastards a lesson.

No munny, No hunny

No hunny!

2nd day of the month. The favourite multinational company still hasn’t paid its staff. But it could pay for flights to and from a subcontinent…for a house, for two apartments, for three cars…sorry…four…and a driver.

Now they’ve probably gotten the money from brand new suckers for a product that will be ready in 8 years time.

In 8 years time let’s review this topic.

No money, no honey, guys! Not once!