Category: What da f***!!

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Rolling…Rolling…Rolling…

Moving stuff out from one place and putting them into another

Rollin, rollin, rollin. Keep movin, movin, movin,
Though they’re disapprovin, keep them doggies movin Rawhide!

Frankie Laine sang that song for the TV series Rawhide. The series ran in the US from 1959-1966. As a kid I used to watch it, like I watched other series like The Adventures of Rin Tin Tin. This post has nothing to do with what I want to write except for the lyrics of the theme song. It reminds me of a bunch of idiotic imbeciles (redundant necessities) who rented an office for RM26,000.00 a month just to store junk nobody wants. Now, unable to pay the rental dues, they’re shifting these junks to another location, in the vicinity of, what would remind you of, the Buddhist statues of Bamiyan.

Maybe I should watch re-runs of The Three Stooges. At least they’re not as stupid as the ones renting that RM26k-a-month office.

Haha!

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Monkey See, Monkey Do – Part Trois

Lying bastards!

I have no money – but I can fly around
I have no money – but I can employ people
I have no money – but I can pay for my house installments
I have no assets – but you can sell your stinking ass

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Electricity Tariff To Go Up

Time to fire up the torch

Tenaga Nasional Berhad has just announced that electricity tariff will go up by an average of 12% come June 1st.

Hmm..that’s gonna take up a chunk of my expenditure, which is already limited. But I wonder what the quad-national company will do? Signboard’s down, no EPF, SOCSO, Income Tax, office rent, building rent etc etc.

Run, fools! Run!

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Monkey See, Monkey Do – Part Deux

Kimi and I en route to a Redang dive site - May 2005

It seems that my friend Kimi has the same problems. It seems that there are lots of monkeys around in this world ready to claim the Earth and turn it into the Planet of the Apes.

This is what he wrote on his blog (link as above):

May 24, 2006 on 1:56 am | In Daily Distortion | No Comments
why people like to blame others except themself?

why people concerned too much about things that they have less or no control about ?

why people hardly learnt from their past mistakes?

why an ego-centric-marsupial-who-think-his-IQ-is-over-170 sternly defending his thought, eventhough in a living daylight he know for fact that his idea is just an utterly rubbish?

and…

why do you think i’m writing this in the first place?

Hint: Stephen Covey. Have no idea who he is? Now, get a gun & shoot yourself on the temple. Hah!

Now, which of the monkeys does this one fit?

General Urko

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More Suckers!

Sucker!

It seems that the most favourite multinational company (which is slowly becoming a quad-national company) has roped in another sucker to be conned. Well, come to think of it, there’s been more than 8,000 suckers that has been conned that if you put this company next to an octopus, the octopus would probably die of shame.

So many suckers..and add another one to it.

Now, where’s that signboard??

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Signboard Down

Bagero!

Well, well, well. War of the Running Dogs. Nothing to do with the Malayan Emergency of the 1950s, but it would put some people in emergency mode.

Down comes the signboard…and soon, the equipment and people as well.

As for the Running Dogs? They’ll be running away, believe me.

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Again?

Korrenge

This was taken in Tioman. I thought post April 21st 2006 I wouldn’t see this anymore…

The world’s full of it, I guess.

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Paradise Lost – Part Deux

Sipadan - Paradise Lost

The outcry against the destruction of the reef between the old pier and Barracuda Point at Sipadan by a barge laden with sand, gravel, construction equipment has continued to grownin momentum, with members of the Malaysia Diving Community forum calling for a boycott of Borneo Divers over a self-centered statement made by one of its directors.

The question remains as NOT TO WHY was the barge there, but why was construction of facilities been mooted for the paradise island after the painstaking step of chasing away resort operators off the island a few years back? The Sabah state government has a lot of explaining to do.

As for Clement Lee of Borneo Divers’ statement that “only a small percentage of the reef was destroyed and that the reef will be back to normal” for divers to visit, I hope he will commence his reefcheck duty now. In 200 years time, I’ll come and visit him and the rejuvenated reef.

The wanker. Borneo Divers should kick Clement Lee out and employ Clemency instead.

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Paradise Lost

Based on this article on FINS Online

Barge at Sipadan - photo by Alex Mustard/FINS Online

Some idiot allowed the barge above to moor at Sipadan. Somehow, a storm came and this barge had caused lots of damage to the surrounding reefs between the pier and Barracuda Point.

I’ve already lodged a complaint with Sabah Tourism, and another with several committee members of the Marine Branch of the Malaysian Nature Society. Why the MNS? Well, they were so negative in reporting about artificial reefs that were deployed in Tioman, and at times were giving stupid reasons (artificial reefs shoulodn’t be deployed as it causes marine life to seek refuge in them and disturnb their natural behaviour – said an MNS committee member).

For those who want to complain, send your complaints to the following:

Sabah Tourism or e-mail info@sabahtourism.com

MNS Marine Group Coordinator (TC Lim) – mnsredang@yahoo.com

MNS Reef Check Coordinator (Saras Suresh Kumar) – robo88_88@yahoo.com

MNS Secretary (Serina Rahman) – serina74@whale-mail.com

So I want to see what response Sabah Tourism would give me, and what is MNS going to do about this. I hope they put their money where their mouth is.

Damaged reef at Sipadan - photo by Alex Mustard/FINS Online
Damaged reef at Sipadan - photo by Alex Mustard/FINS Online