Category: What da f***!!

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Another Death…

Another Malaysian diver death happened somewhere in Sarawak on the 4th March 2006.

Awaiting details…

Sad…sad…

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Fuel Fool

Oh shoot...I have no more money!

When I bought my Proton Saga back in 1992, it cost me RM49.50 to fill her up from empty. My wife’s Kenari, bought in 2003 cost RM48.00 to fill up from empty. My Naza Ria cost me RM95.00 to fill up when I bought it in 2004.

Now a full tank from empty for my Saga would cost me RM86.40; RM76.00 for my wife’s Kenari; and RM144.00 for my Naza Ria. That is a whopping 74.5% increase over the last 14 years or a 5.32% hike per annum.

And they say the present level can only be maintained until December 2006.

Sigh!

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This Company…

There are 65 la! people in this company. One is from the United States of Apathy, one from Canada, one from Germany, 30 from Malaysia, 31 from Hindustan, and one arsehole from yeah..even the toilet's cleaner than he is...the dirty bastard!

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Naked Eyes

Naked Eyes is a group that sang back in the 1980’s, and one of their songs is called Promises, Promises. I dedicate this part of the lyrics to an imbecile without balls and has a minuscule brain that I know.

The picture first: We can do national backbone...we can cook stuff and lies with our equipment! Join AWL!

You made me promises, promises
You knew you’d never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe?

Eat sh**, a**hole!

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How Long Can A Man Survive?

More than those in my pocket

How long can a man survive without food?

Several weeks. A person who has more fat in the body should be able to survive longer than those who do not. Simply because the body will break down the fat and protein (from muscles) to survive. However, the person will be weaker as the body is literally digesting itself.

How long can a man survive without water?

Eight to ten days.

How long can a man survive without money?

Depends on who’s looking for him. Usually, not long.