Whack La!

Yummy!

For the past two nights, I have been whacking two lamb kebab sandwiches for dinner…each night. Don’t ask me why. It must be the medication I’m on. But then again, some two weeks ago I was hunting for lamb kebabs at a Lebanese restaurant. There are locals selling kebabs but are mostly beef and chicken. Chicken is okay, but lamb has that distinctive taste. It’s bad…but it’s nice.

My first taste of lamb kebab sandwich was back on Boxing Day of 1980 at Picaddilly Circus in London. We had arrived from New York, smack bang in boring old London where everything was closed for Christmas and Boxing Day…and our saviour was this kebab joint there. As a student I would save up just to be able to eat my lamb kebab sandwich there. Just there, and nowhere else. Not even at the arab enclave at Bayswater would draw me away from the joint at Picaddilly Circus…and I was staying near Bayswater then (Porchester Terrace to be exact). So, imagine, I’d walk to the Queensway tube station, change trains at Oxford Circus, and down to Picaddilly Circus just for that (I never took the bus).

I don’t think I ever had lamb kebab again until 1998 when I performed my Umrah (minor pilgrimage). I had my first lamb kebab for buka puasa (breaking of the fast) in Madinah, and sat on the floor, in the open, with several pilgrims from Indonesia. It was during the Asian Financial Crisis, and I pitied them who were eating yogurt with salad. So I shared my lamb kebab with them (in Madinah, the portion’s huge). The next year I would do the same again, this time adding another joint above the Marwah hill in Mecca as a favourite joint (this joint had fresh mango juice. Just mango..no water or sugar added. Indah Water would have loved me if they were there to suck sh*t). Then, my one month in Mecca and Madinah in 2001 during my Haj, I had lamb kebab everyday until I got so sick of it and vowed never to eat lamb kebab again.

However, in 2003, I missed that distinctive taste again. And in Geneva, my colleague and I frequented this Lebanese joint and pigged-out. It was lamb kebab again from the moment we arrived, until the day we left Geneva. And this happened again during the next trip to Geneva so much so that I got special discounts for my visits there. Well, I tried the one at the Lebanese Restaurant at the President Wilson Hotel (on Quai Wilson, 5 minutes from Lac Leman) but it can set you back by close to RM200 just you alone. So the RM24 per piece lamb kebab sandwich at that joint by the rue de Lausanne (on the way to the Gare de Cornavin) was the best choice…and cheap by Geneva’s standards (a Big Mac can set you back by RM15).

After that it was the usual trips to Kyros Kebab…now that is where I get my lamb kebab sandwiches from.

My doctor’s going to kill me.

The Happenings Of Last Week

Last week Friday (22nd June) I discovered that my youngest child, Noorunnisaa, has one streak of grey hair. I wonder what earthly problems does she have to think about. I have one above my left temple too but I am spared looking like a platinum blond probably because I hardly have hair.

Nisaa's grey hair

Then on Saturday (23rd June) I went for the DAN O2 Provider course with John Goh (jgshuwei), Leonard (SuperKingKong), Halimi, and Najib (Bijan). Before that I had nice breakfast. Lunch there was nice too but I didn’t eat much because it would have made me feel sleepy then.

DAN O2 Course at the NAUI Pacific Rim HQ

I went to meet someone after that for some private discussion before making way to my mom’s place for a double celebration: my parents’ 46th wedding anniversary and my sister’s 45th birthday.

46th wedding anniversary…and this is my 3rd marriage since leaving totally single life 16 years ago. Damn!

My parents after cutting the cake

My sister Haniza and her 45th birthday cake

Pulau Kapas Blues

Pulau Kapas

Do you know what is depressing? Looking at my watch and it showed 10 to 9.00am, and I can imagine people gearing up to go for their first dive. If this was Perhentian, I would be going to either Tukun Laut (Tokong Laut to some) or the Sugar Wreck. If this was Redang, I’d be going to Turtle Bay. If this was Tioman, I would have insisted on Chebeh’s north side; Aur, Pinnacle 1 or 2. Either that or donning my twin set and a EAN50 tank for accelerated decompression to dive somewhere deeper than 40 meters around Tioman.

I SMSed Deepblu reminding him about the time, and he replied saying he was also gearing up: for office. How sad life can be. He wants to go diving but does not have the time, and I have all the time but cannot go diving.

Do you know what’s even more depressing? When someone SMSed me about getting ready to go for the first dive at Pulau Kapas.

Pulau Kapas from Marang

My Next Medical

Blood centrifuge

Thursday – 28th July 2007…my next medical…JENG! JENG!

People come, people go! How long I’ve got I just don’t know!

Saving Corporal Choy

Corporal Choy a.k.a Metalized

Choy a.k.a Metalized will be coming back from China on 10th July, oneday after my 41st birthday. Maybe he’s finally tired of the “dragon ladies” and reading Chairman Mao’s Little Red Book of Fables. I got to know this from Icecool a.k.a Tony. So I have forwarded the following message from Icecool to Countloon and Mocha:

Fm: Icecool
To: SeaDemon, Countloon, Apek Ming
Info: BAKAT
Perjenisan Keselamatan: RAHSIA
Nombor Penghantar: G/01

Op Saving Kpl Choy. WNGO 01/07. One. Bde is to conduct attk on en posn & save Kpl Choy. Two. Three Hour Notice to mov fm Delta minus 101750H. Three. OGP at Bde loc at Delta minus 101800H. Four. No mov before Delta minus 101750H. Five. To bring one day attire n enuff $. Ack.

Countloon replied with the following:

Saving Kpl Choy brought to you by Icecool, producer of Terminator 9, RMK 15, Jangan Pandang Pandang, Sepet Sikit and Transformer TNB.

Hahahaha!

She’s Passed Her Exams

Najwa

My friend, Najwa, has passed her medical board examinations. Congratulations, Naj. All your hard work and time sacrificed have been worth it. I am so happy for you. I hope Hui’s passed hers as well.

It was a nice surprise getting an e-Card from Naj just now which she had sent to inform me of the good news.

Again, I’m so happy for you, Naj. It’s time now to move forward. Choke dee na khrap!

Gathering Of The Damned – June Edition

Besut Stud, Jai the Bhai, Aisyawarya Moen, and myself after the lunch

I was asleep with the notebook on my chest when Besut Stud buzzed me informing that he would be having lunch at Uptown. So I sent my kids to school and went to join him and the rest at this new restaurant. Azlan Chao a.k.a DITC had wanted to join us as he was nearby but because he was with 4 other colleagues, he decided to show that he is potentially a good employee.

What did we have for lunch? Well, if you want to taste a fish that sweats, has three distinctive tastes including sour, this is the place to be.

Or maybe it includes the sweat of the chef.

Sweaty fish...sour too!

Hitting The Sea Again – Part 2

My daughter Nisaa as I tried to catch a short nap upon arrival at Bidong

It was almost three months since the last time we dived together. Gee had arrived from Brunei and rushed to meet us at the Gombak Projet (McDonald’s). We finally left Gombak at 2.00am on Friday the 15th, took the Jerangau-Jabor road, stopped thrice: once at the Gambang R&R, then at Jerangau for a toilet break, and Kampung Pela, a short drive away from Jerangau, for the Subuh prayers. We had breakfast near UMT (formerly KUSTEM) before finally making our way to the Merang jetty.

Upon departure I knew viz was excellent as I could see the bottom of the Merang river. Definitely good dives ahead. We did two dives on the first day (including a night dive that Gee and I and a few others did). Three dives the next day.

A storm hit us on the final night, but the tents of my children and I were okay.

We left Bidong at 6pm on Sunday the 17th June, had an early dinner at Merang, another stop to refuel my Naza at Batu Burok, another toilet break near Dungun, and Gee had to stop to refuel at the Gambang R&R (Westbound).

We arrived back in KL at around 3am.

Pictures of the trip canbe found here