Register Dem Bloggers!

Now they want Malaysian bloggers to be registered.

Good luck! Most servers sit outside this country, so I don’t know what legislation they plan to use to enforce this over owners of servers who live elsewhere.

They plan to ask bloggers to register so that gossips, lies and slanders on the Net can be controlled. Hmm…if they can work that out, pass the method to George Bush. There must be thousands of I-Hate-Bush blogs on the world wide web now.

How do you plan to censor the Internet? If you do good job and is free from scandals, why should you worry? Your deeds will speak for themselves.

Go spend that money cleaning drains instead.

Out of Commission

Receiving my King's Commission from the Regent of Johor

Today, 11 years ago, was my last day in uniform. Yes, 11 years ago I was still wearing my camo at the RMAF Regiment HQ (then HANDAU now PASKAU). While those leaving the service from my batch were already six months in civvy clothes, I was still in uniform due to the setting up of the RMAF’s Provost Marshall’s Office…and as the first Head of RMAF’s Special Investigation Branch, I had lots of cases to investigate, and one case to prosecute. I also had to overcome hurdles such as senior officers who were bent on NOT changing the old ways (ie. not following the Armed Forces Act, 1972, and preferred to do summary administrative trials, contradicting the Act).

In this pic above, I was receiving my King’s Commission’s scroll from the Regent of Johor. His father, the King then, was supposed to attend..and we held prayers every night so he would not be able to come. I guess, for that one month leading to the Commissioning parade, we were the most religious bastards in the whole of the Malaysian Armed Forces.

And God listened to the righteous…HAHAHA!

Holding the tray in between me and the Regent of Johor is Mej (B) Md Johari Taha. He was my Flight Commander. He came to ranks from being just an apprentice at the AFATS in Port Dickson, then as an other rank, before he joined as an Officer Cadet to become an Officer. He was a true-HANDAU officer, and as they say in the Armed Forces: berantai.

He was a Captain when I was an Officer Cadet; he only made Major when I was a Lieutenant (where I served under him as Officer Commanding ‘Alpha’ Squadron at the RMAF Recruit Training School). Finally, when I made to sit in a Major’s chair (acting), he was still a Major (incientally, I was second in my squad to put on the rank of a Captain and first as Major..albeit Acting). That was one of the deciding factors for me leaving, although I was promised a bright future in my new establishment. It would have been demoralising for him to see his former cadet be at par in rank with him, with the prospect of out-ranking him in two years.

Mejar Johari Taha retired from the RMAF a Major.

Lingua Fracas Part 3

Me speaky no Ingles!

I saw this interesting piece of news in the New Straits Times today on how the malays are losing out for its failure to have a good command of the english language.

‘Shallow-minded’ champions
02 Dec 2006
June Ramli

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KUALA LUMPUR: Those who believe that learning English will make a person less Malay have been lambasted as “shallow minded”.

The criticism from Universiti Teknologi Mara vice-chancellor Professor Datuk Seri Dr Ibrahim Abu Shah was aimed at those who had in the past voiced their opposition to public universities teaching more subjects in English.

Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka was among those who had said that such a move would cause Bahasa Malaysia to lose its status as the country’s official language.

“The Bahasa Malaysia is our mother tongue and our language; it does not mean that if we speak English we are less Malay,” he told the New Straits Times.

Ibrahim said English was an important language in view of the globalisation taking place.

Last week, in the Dewan Rakyat, Member of Parliament for Kuala Krai Ismail Mohamed Said had asked Higher Education Minister Datuk Mustapa Mohamed for the current statistics on the university’s unemployed graduates

Mustapa had said that the university had only a small number of unemployed graduates compared with other public universities because it produced top graduates who were marketable and spoke good English.

UiTM, which was set up to provide higher education for Bumiputera students, currently has an enrolment of 90,000 students in its campuses nationwide.

Formerly known as the Mara Institute of Technology (ITM), UiTM is an affirmative action university which comes directly under the government.

“Besides English, we also encourage our students to learn a third language like Mandarin or Japanese,” Ibrahim said.

He said the university produced about 30,000 graduates a year and they were trained to adapt to the job market.

“We only offer professional courses and most of these courses emphasise the need for English. For weak students who come from rural areas and do not have a good grasp of the language, we provide them with an intensive six-month course prior to their diploma and degree courses,” he said.

Ibrahim said this was only applicable to students who did not get a credit for English in their Matriculation or Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia examination.

“This method has worked well for students who do not have an English-speaking background,” he said.

The university also encourages students to speak English by holding an English language month or week.

“During this period, if they are caught speaking in Malay, they would be fined,” he said, adding that most lectures were also conducted in English.

Ibrahim said the use of English in lessons had been part of the university’s system since ITM’s inception in 1956.

“Our programmes are mostly based on American programmes and that is why most of our students speak American English,” he added.

He said many UiTM graduates were holding top positions in the country as the university had emphasised on entrepreneurship skills as well.

Ibrahim said 80 per cent of the chief executive officers of plantation companies and 52 per cent of the total number of professional accountants in the country were UiTM graduates.

If the malays don’t buck-up, they will only have themselves to blame for their failures.

KL FESPIC 06

Fespic 06 logo

When I first heard of FESPIC 06, I honestly thought it was going to be one of those shutterbug contests. Now I know what it is and what FESPIC stands for: Far East and South Pacific Games Federation for the disabled.

I was fortunate enough to bump into some of them at the Dynasty Hotel downtown a few nights ago, and I must say, some of them, especially those from Uzbekistan are very good looking despite their minor handicaps. I’d date any of them.

Anyway, back to the topic, the Malaysian team has so far bagged 44 Gold, 60 Silver and 71 Bronze medals, and I must say, being them, it is an excellent achievement. Better than those supposedly-fully-capabled athletes that we’ve been feeding and taking care of but lack the competitive spirit.

Bravo to our FESPIC 06 team. You have done the nation proud.

Now, KBS, pay-up what you have promised the medal winners, and it is high time we build sports complexes for the disabled. They are, after all, taxpayers too.

Only 14%???

I've covered only 14% of the world

JIMY‘s calculated the number of places I’ve been to and it says I have only covered 14% of the world.

I wonder if the program allows underwater to be taken into account as well…

10 Dry Days

8.5th Mile Port Dickson

See that image? That was taken in Port Dickson. Not exactly a dive destination for recreational dives, but for hardcore divers, it is another place to dunk in.

In 9 days time, some divers are planning to dive there. I hope to be able to join them and dive there. It’s been 17 months since I last dived there….and 10 days out of the water too.

Safe Driving

I went to my new old house today as some contractors wanted to do some job…so I drove my Proton Saga. yes, my junk, my dive-car. Suddenly I was told that my father wanted to have lunch with me and my daughter. So I picked him up in my car and off we went to this mamak restaurant in USJ.

Imagine I had to bring out the lessons I learnt more than a decade ago on how to change gears with very little or no jerkings when driving VVIPs. From a Formula Saga driver to a chaffeur.

The Cutest Song

Only 12 years later did I discover this song. My daughter Nisaa loves it so much.

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You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum
Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You’re my Sweetie Pie
You’re my Cuppycake, Gumdrop
Snoogums-Boogums, You’re the Apple of my Eye
And I love you so and I want you to know
That I’ll always be right here
And I love to sing sweet songs to you
Because you are so dear

I Really Miss Thailand

A view of a place near Chiangmai

I found this pic from Maew‘s page. Maew is a journalist in Thailand, and this is a pic of a place near her house in Chiangmai.

Whenever I see this pic, it reminds me of Tik Shiro‘s songs (the older ones) like Tai Mai Dai, Tarngkan Trong Nee, and Leum Mai Mod. How I miss those days when life was a lot simpler than it is now. I’m also reminded of Loog Thoong songs. Then, I’d be sitting in front of the television late at night to watch music videos of Thongchai “Bird” McIntyre, Touch, Asanee-Wasan and many more whose name have somewhat disappeared from the mainstream music scene.

I miss Thailand: I miss the music, the food, the culture, the people.

Maybe I should have migrated back in 1998 when I had the chance.