Acta Est Fabula, Plaudite!

Yes, no, admit, deny..finally the play is over. No more on my TV screen I hope.

I was down the whole…physically, mentally, emotionally..so I turned on the TV hoping to see some nice attractive faces to cheer me up and what did I see? Siti Nurhaliza and Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa announcing their intention to get married.

Yes…so what? Did I get national TV coverage when I got married? Was it of national interest to air it live on TV? There are thousands of other more important stories, things that are happening within Malaysia itself. Those things deserve to be on national TV. I think people would be more interested if they aired live Tun Dr Mahathir’s comment on the classical declassification of the letters between his good self and the Singaporean leaders. That would have been in the interest of the nation.

I’m not against them getting married. If yes, fine. Go ahead. Make 12 children for all I care. First they denied. Then they said maybe. Now, it’s a week from now. And they had to announce it on national TV. Why can’t they just make a press conference and air it as a filler within the entertainment segment of the prime time news instead of having to endure two hours of non-sensical “sensational” news?

Every single artiste had a big wedding. This would be, by my count, Datuk Khalid’s second marriage. I just hope they don’t go on air again if things don’t work out like the other artistes. I wish them well. So just get it over with, stop the charade, and get off my TV screen.

Age. Fac ut gaudeam!

Steve The Global Player

Steve Austin

This is Steve, my buddy. He is now a global player and is frequently mentioned in some International website. I am so happy for him that he is now a world-renowned person and has worked hard to maintain good international relations.

Soldier on, buddy. And for all his efforts, do give the man a clap.

Another Monday Morning

Sunrise

It’s another Monday morning. When you start blogging at this hour, something must be wrong. Many others who are in the same boat as I am would still be in bed. Those not will be braving the city traffic.

It will be another 3 days before I board the MV Wavebreaker heading out towards the wreck of the Nichi Asu Maru, a Japanese oil tanker that sank back in the 1960s. I will be diving there and also at the wreck of the Gyoshin Maru, a Japanese auxilliary ship that was converted into a torpedo gunboat. It sank during the Second World War after hitting Pulau Berhala (a.k.a Varella Rock). Saturday morning through Sunday, I’ll be doing the Tioman outer reefs. I am hoping to do at least 10 dives this trip. I really need the compression. I know I shall be taking lots of pictures and video clips.

As it is another Monday morning, Besut Stud would be up by now and will soon battle for a public transport, or a place in one. I cannot imagine this thin guy and hundreds others in a bus, packed like lemmings in a hole in the ground.

Shaklee Salesman however is now refusing to reply to my text message or answer my calls. Maybe it is because I never buy any of his products.

As for Daddy In The City, I am sure he is glad to get away from the house, and it being Monday means it is the beginning of a more relaxing period…and he will get stressed again on Friday thinking of the chores he will have to do on a Saturday.

Jai the Bhai is still Missing In Action. I am sure he is now scheming a way to bring down some institution as he is now the equivalent to Chuck Norris. He intentionally forgets how old Chuck Norris or he himself is now lest he would feel weak.

MF Moses is now thinking if he can expand his retail outlet business to battle 7-11 worldwide as he will soon join the ranks of those now breathing fresh air instead of smelling vegetable tandoori in the toilet at that s***hole they call an office. Talking about that, I remember a time when someone probably had too much Dhal and could not retain it any longer, decided to let go all the way from the door to the toilet to the john itself. That was gross. If I had found out who it was, I would have gotten a piece of Naan bread and force the person to dunk it in the dhal and eat it clean.

Walking Vibrator is the only happy one. He is now having a cushy job that requires him to be OUT OF OFFICE all the time. Only that his first overseas assignment was to Bangalore. Yes, just another s***hole in a larger s***hole. Come to think of it again, he has to spend a bomb on toll and fuel commuting daily from his house in Klang to the Aboriginal Reservation that they have turned into a sprawling cyber city.

Maybe the only real happy ones are me and Oneon. The only ones answering only to ourselves.

Here I am sitting down re-reading this before I post, munching on some crackers, not sure if I had brushed my teeth, on a typical Monday morning.

Zara Batrisha binti Ahmad Jamal Omar

My 5-month old niece, Zara Batrisha, and I

Today, my niece, Zara Batrisha binti Ahmad Jamal Omar, is 5-months old. Yesterday, I attended her “cukur jambul” ceremony at her maternal grandparents’ house in Subang Jaya.

You can see more of her HERE.

你看甚麼

The life story of Azlan Chao

Well, my malay friend who claims to be a relative of Jay Chou, and goes by his chinese name 你看甚麼 now has his own blog.

You can read it at Daddy In The City or click on the link in the bar on the right side of this page.

Good Man In A Storm

Storm front approaching!

It’s been stormy for the past two nights in a row.

I know the weather is clear outside. I didn’t say it was outside.

Snafu Back Offshore

Today, SnafuDeDiver has gone back offshore on board a barge. For those who asked if the barge is bigger than the MV Kaleebso, have a look at the pic above.

So Snafu is back to watching young Indian engineers unzipping their seniors’ fly.

This Is A Good Internet Development Company

A Day In The Life Of Aziz Hurzook

Okay, you may ask who the f*** is Aziz Hurzook. Well, click on the link and you will know! He co-founded a company called PERSONUS, in Toronto, Canada.

He, Jacob, and Peter Jones (former President of Apple Canada). I don’t see any other names.

Thank you to an employee of the nation’s most-favoured tri-national company for pointing this out.

I also saw something on the North Californian District Court’s Bankruptcy list. But that’s another story.

Here We Go Again

Israeli F-16 bombing Beirut Airport

Here we go again. Crude oil prices have gone up by US$2.00 per barrel over the past 3 days.

Israel has now bombed Beirut’s suburbs.

The United States of Apathy, has yet again in the show of power, vetoed a UN Security Council’s resolution to ask Israel to halt its offensive in Gaza.

According to CNN, the proposal also demanded that Palestinian militants release the Israeli soldier abducted June 25 in a raid in Israel and stop launching rockets at Israel from Gaza. In addition, it called on Israel to release Palestinian government officials and lawmakers it took into custody after the soldier’s abduction.

Ten nations on the council voted in favor of the resolution, and four abstained.

John Bolton, U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, said that “in light of the fluid events on the ground,” the United States believed the Qatar-sponsored resolution was untimely and out of date, and would have helped inflame passions in the Middle East.

The Organization for Islamic Countries (Oh,I See!) has issued a statement as follows:

In the wake of the recent ravaging foray into Lebanon causing extensive damage and scores of deaths among innocent civilians as a result of the indiscriminate bombardment of Lebanese residential areas and civilian infrastructure installations, Prof. Ekmeleddin Ihsanoglu, Secretary-General of the Organization of the Islamic Conference (OIC), strongly condemned the Israeli aggression against Lebanon, describing it as disproportionate, haughty, wanton, and perpetrated in total disregard of international humanitarian laws and civilized norms.

In this context, the Secretary-General has sent an urgent letter to the United Nations Secretary-General, Mr. Kofi Anan, expressing deep concern and profound preoccupation at the alarming Israeli escalation.

He called on the UN Secretary-General to see the new Israeli assault for what it is, in the broad context of the root causes of the conflict in the Middle East, as an action that is of a nature to undermine and destroy all efforts so far exerted to find a peaceful and negotiated settlement to the Arab-Israeli conflict and the Palestinian plight, in particular.

The OIC Secretary-General also called on the UN Secretary-General to exhort the United Nations Security Council (UNSC), as the sole international organ entrusted with restoring peace and security in the world, to urgently intervene in order to stop the present escalation of killing and the blood-letting and move for the instauration of an immediate cease-fire.

Yes, tell that to the militants who are giving Islam a bad name, too!

There is one thing that people should learn, time and time again, that “an eye for an eye will soon make everyone blind.”

The Israelis should halt its offensives, the militants should release all Israeli hostages, and the all-impotent OIC should send in its peacekeeping troops to the Middle East instead of looking as usual saying, “Oh, I see!”.