SeaDemon Says

The guy above is the Member of Parliament for Jasin who first made headlines when asking Customs officers to “close one eye” when shipments handled by his freight company got seized. He is currently being investigated by the Anti-Corruption Agency. So since he is being investigated, the Parliamentary Privileges Committee has decided not to investigate him until the process by the former is done.

However, this idiot cannot keep his mouth shut. He has since been on the warpath against the Royal Customs Department, using his immunity as a Member of Parliament, to lash out against the department during parliamentary sessions. And he is doing it everyday.

This is so typical of the worse-side mentality of the malays of when the ship sinks, pull everyone down to the bottom with you. One good example of this attitude is when a person gets a parking ticket and raises his voice at the enforcement officer asking why is he being singled-out when hundreds of others are doing it.

For the sake of the rakyat, when it comes to the next general elections, I hope both the Barisan Nasional leadership and the rakyat disregard this idiot.

What I am saying is, “Close both eyes lah!”

I wish I can be like Doraemon (ドラえもん) . Escape from reality, or pull out a dive site from my magic pocket and go diving whenever I want.

I’m here in front of this PC with my little one, Nisaa, singing the theme song from “Doraemon” (anything to amuse the little girl).

You wanna sing it too? CLICK HERE FOR THE MIDI VERSION AND TAKE IT AWAY, SAM!

Lyrics

konna koto ii na
dekitara ii na
anna yume konna yume ippai aru kedo this sort of thing is good
I wish I could do it
that sort of dream, this sort of dream, I have many of them but

minna minna minna
kanaete kureru
fushigina POKKE de kanaete kureru
sora wo jiyuu ni tobitai na all of them, all of them, all of them
he grants my dreams
he grants my dreams with a mysterious pocket
I want to fly freely in the sky

(hai! takekoputaa!) (Here! Bamboo-copter!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON ah ah ah
I love you very much,
Doraemon

shukudai touban shiken ni otsukai
anna koto konna koto taihen dakedo
homework, school duties, exams and errands
because that sort of thing and this sort of thing are awful

minna minna minna
tasukete kureru
benrina dougu de tasukete kureru
omocha no heitai da all of them, all of them, all of them
he helps me
he helps me with a convenient tool
look! a toy soldier

(sore! tototsugeki!) (Here! Attack!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON
ah ah ah
I love you very much,
Doraemon

anna toko ii na
iketara ii na
kono kuni ano shima takusan aru kedo that place is nice
I wish I could go
this country, that island, there is many of them, but

minna minna minna
ikasete kureru
mirai no kikai de kanaete kureru
sekai ryokou ni ikitai na all of them, all of them, all of them
he makes me able to go to them
he uses a gadget of the future to grant my wish
I want to go on a world trip

(ufufufu… doko demo DOA!)
(ehehehe… Anywhere Door!)

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON ah ah ah
I love you very much,
Doraemon

AN AN AN
tottemo daisuki
DORAEMON ah ah ah
I love you very much,
Doraemon

Thanks to kaijyuu_m for helping with the translation.
http://www.geocities.com/kaijyuu_m/

Contributed by Philip Mak
http://www.shoujoai.com/

Since getting his long-overdue monthly wages, this expert at computer (and usually does nothing but puts on screensavers) has been seen with a former sweetheart at KLCC etc.

Maybe today he won’t do the same thing as he lost some money buying cigarettes for his office colleague.