Chalky is his nom de plume when he writes in International forums. Originally from Cornwall, he now resides in Selangor and has been away from home for sooooooo long.
Too long, in fact, that he no longer speaks like an Englishman does. When he went to Bangkok, the taxi driver told him that there was no way he is an Englishman judging from the way he speaks. When he made a call to England to someone he works with, she had no idea who he was, and upon introducing himself mentioned that he sounded more like a Pakistani.
Well, what can you expect from a man who has a horse for a Duchess?
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