1.36pm.
The phone rang.
“Honey, what time did you get home last night?”
Oh, oh. Caught with my pants down…literally..as I was in the bathroom when she called.
“About 4 plus,” I stressed.
“Yeah, right. But your blog says something else, Sayang!” she continued.
“Well, don’t believe everything you read on the Net. Very bad influence. Even Minister of Information said not to believe what bloggers write,” I laughed.
“Hmm, you better make sure you’ve had your meal and medicines as per your routine dose at noon….have you taken your medicine?”
I kept quiet. Then she continued with a query that would make any answer of mine self-incriminating.
“Have you had your medicines?”
“It’s gloomy outside,” I changed the subject.
“Honey, it will be even gloomier in this apartment when you sleep here tonight if you do not take good care of yourself,” she scolded. “When are you going to take your food and medicine?”
“I’ll do it now,” I replied quickly.
“You’d better! Otherwise I will spank you!” she replied, then after a brief pause,” On second thought, I better not spank you because you like it when I spank you. I’ll think of something else.”
“Think nice thoughts, Honey,” I laughed. “I’ll take my medicines now.”
It’s 2.19pm now and I still have not budged from this desk.
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