A New Tag

Countloon commented on the previous tag that it is a boring tag and has refused to do it. So I have come up with a new tag and would like to see if he is man enough to do this one, or is a complete chicken altogether. Here goes:

1. Do you believe in God or an overall-supreme being?

2. Do you believe in sins for being bad, and divine rewards for good deeds?

3. Is lying a sinful act?

4. Have you masturbated before?

5. Do you still masturbate?

6. Have you masturbated while your wife/girlfriend is fast asleep next to you?

7. Whom do you think of normally when you masturbate?

8. Do you use lotion, soap, KY, engine lubricant when you masturbate, or is your dick too calloused by now for you to give a damn?

9. What is the best thing about masturbating?

10. How often do you masturbate?

You are required to tag 5 people after you have completed this tag.

Now, my list of victims:

Countloon

Mocha

Icecool

Metalized

Ardy

Najibest

Kimi

Have fun!

Superman masturbating - CartoonStock

Indonesian Women For Malaysian Men, Malaysian Men For Indonesian Women

Beautiful Indonesian in Kebaya - Aribaskara

Friedrich von Schiller would smile at this if he was still alive. Truth does exist for the wise and beauty for the feeling heart.

The first thing I thought when I saw the picture above was, “Damn! Why isn’t my maid anything like this creature?” For a very best friend of mine who is still waiting for her maid, stick to the relatively non-lookers. You wouldn’t want another headache.

A recent report in a daily said that Malaysian men prefer Indonesian women because they are “softer in approach, pleasant and enticing.” In the report, Professor Dr Ahmad Atory Hussain, a lecturer in politics and public policy at the Universiti Utara Malaysia stated that Malaysian men were attracted to Indonesian women because they are slimmer, more charming than Malaysian women are; and that the wedding gifts to Indonesian women are much cheaper.

He was commenting on a statement made by the Parliamentary Secretary in the Prime Minister’s Department, Datuk Dr Mashitah Ibrahim, who said that there was a rising trend in Malaysian men choosing Indonesian women as wives.

He also said the situation was made worse by more Malaysian women becoming educated and financially stable.

“Many Malaysian women put their careers before marriage,” Dr Ahmad added.

Well, I don’t know. If the Indonesian woman looks like the one above, or like Yuni Shara, then maybe I would think twice. But driving all the way to Jakarta for Hari Raya is not my cup of tea: it would be a lot easier for me to drive to Krungthep to a Thai wife than having to drive across the sea. Maybe Forlorn Soldier might beg to differ as he prefers tempe to tomyam.

Malaysian women are not all that bad, in my opinion. Putting career ahead of marriage is somewhat a necessity in an age where the cost of living is on the rise and the purchasing power of the Ringgit goes down. Just don’t leave it too late if you plan to have a child as it would get more expensive if the child is still school going while both husband and wife are already retired from the workforce.

I would still go for a Malaysian woman: saves me the trouble. However, I don’t think I will go for a malay woman again, unless she is super-nice to me and is not fickle minded. I have neither the time nor patience to woo a woman again, only to be let down in the end.

Hot Pants Mama Returns

I went to send my son to his kindergarten last Wednesday and bumped into HPM again. She hasn’t changed a bit in the two months that I have not seen her.

Was that a subtle kiss she blew at me before she waved goodbye?

It’s 5.59am

I must have slept early, but I woke up at 4.10am.

Early means before midnight. That’s real early for me. I didn’t even notice the missed calls and text messages from my daughters asking me to pick them up from my father’s house, where they went to celebrate both their grandfather’s and cousin’s birthday.

Honey sent me several text messages to me too, asking me if I was still awake. Finally I think she herself felt sleepy and sent me this last text message that I read when I woke up:

“Am sleepy… Nite nite sweet dreams Hon. U must know u will always have a special place in my heart. Sleep tight xoxoxo”

She’s been busy with family gatherings, weddings and dinners; I have been keeping myself busy by going out on a nightly basis, so much so that I was truly exhausted – my body gave up on me, giving me severe warnings.

It’s War Again – Part 4

Here are some more pics taken by Rocket and Cindy Sim (Countess):

Me leading Honey and the troops
Me leading Honey and the rest

Honey and Karip
Honey and Karip

Honey moving forward
Honey moving forward

Me Lara and Icecool
Me, Lara and Icecool taking position

Me taking flanking position
Me taking flanking position

Gun jammed
The gun jammed on me

It was a good outing nevertheless. Honey and I do great stuff together.

Warning!

It is now 6.55am.

Slightly more than an hour ago, some would have received an SMS from me.

At 1.00am, I felt a sharp pain left of the upper part of the Sternum, on the rib cage an inch away from the Sternum.

This sharp pain reoccured at 5.35am.

As I type this, I feel slight discomfort in that region.

I’m going to sleep now.

It’s 6.48am

5.58am.

I just got back. In the darkness of the room I removed my clothes and changed into t-shirt and kain pelikat. Two minutes passed when The Datin’s cellphone’s alarm went off. She got up to turn off the alarm, looked at the digital clock, then turned to me and asked, “Kenapa tak balik pagi nanti aje?”

“Ini pagi la ni!” I replied. “Awal pagi! Pukul 6 pagi!”