The Grilling Of A Partial-Zombie

1.36pm.

The phone rang.

“Honey, what time did you get home last night?”

Oh, oh. Caught with my pants down…literally..as I was in the bathroom when she called.

“About 4 plus,” I stressed.

“Yeah, right. But your blog says something else, Sayang!” she continued.

“Well, don’t believe everything you read on the Net. Very bad influence. Even Minister of Information said not to believe what bloggers write,” I laughed.

“Hmm, you better make sure you’ve had your meal and medicines as per your routine dose at noon….have you taken your medicine?”

I kept quiet. Then she continued with a query that would make any answer of mine self-incriminating.

“Have you had your medicines?”

“It’s gloomy outside,” I changed the subject.

“Honey, it will be even gloomier in this apartment when you sleep here tonight if you do not take good care of yourself,” she scolded. “When are you going to take your food and medicine?”

“I’ll do it now,” I replied quickly.

“You’d better! Otherwise I will spank you!” she replied, then after a brief pause,” On second thought, I better not spank you because you like it when I spank you. I’ll think of something else.”

“Think nice thoughts, Honey,” I laughed. “I’ll take my medicines now.”

It’s 2.19pm now and I still have not budged from this desk.

I Wonder…

Kailan kaya bibilis ang takbo ng panahon para matapos na ang paghihirap na ito?

I can’t stand it anymore….

Saffron Is The Colour Of My Robe And Red Is The Colour Of Roses

Fretty Frincess
Fretty Frincess

It rained all evening. Even Roger Wakimoto couldn’t give clear predictions on the weather nowadays. All his pre-2005 theories would have gone out the window by now as the weather continues to go haywire, probably caused by the change in axis tilt of the Earth on Boxing Day 2004.

I had a good dinner with Fretty Frincess. She had just gotten off work, and had brought some work back home as well. We talked about her frustrations, and her intention of not paint anymore. I talked her out of it, giving her encouraging words, talked about her character, the Fretty Frincess I have always known, and to always be herself regardless.

It was a good outing with Fretty Frincess…and the glass of Chardonnay made it even better.

Fretty Frincess and I
Fretty Frincess and I

I went back to the condo after dinner. She had prepared me a mug of hot Green Tea. She had already placed the new lamp by the little fountain and it looked absolutely great. I commended her for her arrangement, then I saw that the roses I gave her on her return two days ago are still as fresh as they were then.

Looks familiar...hmmm
Does this look familiar?

We sat and watched TV, well, not really watching, because we were indulging in serious talk. The nice cool breeze with a tinge of fresh water smell made the evening even better. In no time her head was already resting on my chest.

“Honey, do you know that you are so affectionate, and I have to tell you again that you have lovely lips.”

Hmm…well, at least I am not that Ben character from one of Deborah Smith’s novels.

Anyway, before we slept, she made us Hershey’s Goodnight Kisses…although after that I insisted on the real ones.

New BKK lamp
New Lamp

Goodnight Kisses
Two Goodnight Kisses

Happy Birthday, Deepblu

Deepblu's Harem
Deepblu’s Harem

YES!

It’s the Grand Kahuna himself, Mr BuluDalam who has turned a year older. Now that you and I have a common interest which is the exact opposite of what Spazm is doing, I think we should get together-gether more often la.

Happy birthday, bro.

Let’s hit an island soon before I go to Bunaken, Lembeh and Walea. The resort has confirmed the dates for me to go there.

It’s 4.14am

I just got back. I had two Goodnight Kisses.

I’ll talk about my dinner with Fretty Frincess and the other activities later.

Good night, people. Eh, the security guards at my place actually wished me ‘Good Morning’ just now.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

How’s My Middle…Sorry…Right Leg?

SMS dialogue this morning:

She: How’s the leg? Let me know if you need a sinsei.

Me: Still limping slightly but better than last night.

She: Go see a doc pls or are u letting it heal naturally

Me: I’ll just rest today. With enough rest it won’t be so bad over the weekend.

She: Hmmm… Yr movements wld be limited then and i had such huge physical activities planned for the weekend

Me: Okay, I’ll go see the doctor now. But just to reassure u, my middle leg is functioning perfectly.

She: :p

The SMS

3.58am.

Just received an SMS:

For what its worth… Am glad i have touched yr heart and u mine…… 😉

I’m smiling now…

Happy Birthday, Siaw Ling

Siaw Ling and her sis

Happy birthday, Siaw Ling.

I have lots of photos of her, but they’re all on DVD now after I backed up data from my previous notebook. I thought of putting the one of me and her, but for now, this will do.

Siaw Ling is a diver and I have dived with her several times. She is also an eco-activist and is involved in the UK-based Raleigh Expeditions actively, and is currently pursuing her Masters in her field.

It’s 4.06am

Yeah, I know I promised someone I would sleep early but I also told her that I’ll try to sleep before 6am.

Anyway, I was just going through the YM history of the chat we had just now and found these:

She: mum is sleeping beside me

Me: ah ok…just make sure u don’t call her “honey” and start smooching her

She: hahaha

I better finish this glass of Château Pétrus Merlot before my son wakes up.