Turning Kelantanese?

Really?

Well, no, not really. I still dislike the sticky sweet taste of the Jala Mas because I dislike sweet things unless it is naturally sweet. I don’t mind the nasi lemak with sweet sambal, as long as the sambal is hot. My first crush is a Kelantanese, well, maybe a mixture of Afghan, Thai and Kelantanese. Come to think of it, I was almost married off to a beautiful Thai young lady who is the youngest daughter of a village headman back in 1989, being a Leftenan Muda (Second Lieutenant) on a task in Southern Thailand with an army Captain near Tak Bai in Narathiwat. I couldn’t speak Thai then but those people spoke the Thai-Kelantanese dialect, which really is a rojak of Thai and Kelantanese words. I was even told by the father that I could return every quarter or so to have my wife-to-be’s “needs” be fulfilled. If it weren’t for the need to acquire permission from my Commanding Officer, I would have perhaps jumped at the chance. Anyway, for the one month that I was there, she introduced me to the kampung culture of South Thailand and I fell in love with things “Thai/Kelantanese” such as Dikir Barat. Wayang Kulit, however, has always been my object of curiosity and interest since I was little. Until today, Thai music, especially folk tunes like Loog Thoong, becomes my main musical interest.

No, I do not have Thai nor Kelantanese genes in my bloodstream. I am a full-blooded Nasution of the Mandailing tribe of North Sumatera. My compatriots include Ahmad Tarmimi of the Siregar marga (clan), Rubiah of the Lubis marga, and the infamous Datuk Mokhtar Hashim of the Harahap marga. My great-grandfather, Abdul Jabbar, or well-known as Ngah Jabor in the annals of Perak history, was jailed for 6 years for participating in the assassination of JWW Birch. But I know no words in Mandailing except “Horas.” I know more Thai and Kelantanese than my own mother-dialect.

Wayang Kulit Siam

My greatest love for things Kelantanese/Thai is the Wayang Kulit (shadow puppeteering). Not just any wayang kulit but Wayang Kulit Siam or Nang Thalung in Thai. I love it so much that I learnt how to perform, and also perform the accompanying musical instruments such as the canang, kesi and gong. I have yet to master the serunai. Even my sifu whom the United Nations has recognised as a Puppet Master wonders what is it about me that is Kelantanese if at all.

My ex-wife’s late husband (bless his kind soul) would converse with me in the Kelantanese-dialect and also used to wonder about my Kelantanese-ties. He even used to get me the best Budu for me to take home.

Budu fermenting in claypots

Actually Budu is the reason I write this posting today. Whenever I go diving, I’d ask Boatman to make sure Budu is available for me during all meals. I can live with just Budu mixed with some lime and cili padi, plain rice, omelette and ulam.

Aargh! I need to go back to Perhentian.

An Anniversary of Sorts

Cikgu Lily Abdullah underwater somewhere

I was reminded by Cikgu Lily (above) that a few days ago she turned one-year old as a scuba diver. That also means it has been a year since I met and knew her at Seahorse Dive Center.

I remember the time I was there, that was the best viz I’ve ever seen in Perhentian and my best dive ever at the Sugar Wreck. It was like diving into air.

Lily made it as an Advanced Open Water diver early this month. She now has 30 dives under her belt.

Congratulations Cikgu Lily, happy anniversary as a diver, and happy-our-anniversary. Hahaha!

Me at Sugar Wreck on the day of the best viz
Me at the hull of the Sugar Wreck between 22nd-24 August 2006

Congratulations Major Choy

Reference is made to Choy’s Blog entitled MAJORING MAJORITY

This blog officially declares Major Captain Corporal Choy as Major Choy.

He finally lost his three pips and invisible two-striped chevron on Monday 13th August 2007.

However, I was busy dating Mahal Ko and going diving so I didn’t realise. So Countloon will have to be the Duty Officer for the next seven (7) days in full celoreng for his failure to inform SeaDemon.

Congrats again, Choy. Go easy on the Chivas. The GRO I don’t mind.

Happy Birthday, Cindy – Part 2

The event wouldn’t have been a success if some people didn’t help and they were:

Jesmine shredding chicken
Jesmine shredding chicken

Charchar and Jesmine
Charchar and Jesmine

Apekbarber and Meredith
Babysitter in the house while the wives enjoy

Laksa Sarawak and condiments
The laksa and its condiments. Cindy, you put what? Tulang babi in the kuah? Tastes nice. 😀

Jesmine doing something
Don’t ask me what Jesmine was doing. She’s a rennaissance gal.

The guys enjoying teh tarik
The guys enjying teh tarik: (from left): Choy, Lai, Icecool (sporting a Major smile), and Mocha.

Happy Birthday, Cindy

It’s Cindy’s..errr…cannot put her age…birthday..and last night (Saturday 11th August 2007) had a celebration at her place. I expected Countloon to do all the chores but as usual, it was Cindy who did everything while Countloon assumed the post of House Regimental Sergeant Major.

Cindy fed all guests with Laksa Sarawak, cake…while the lads made teh susu, teh buih and teh-o pahit/masam.

Guests include Mocha, Icecool, Choy, Apekbarber, Lai, Lt Kol (B) Wong, Silvia (Apek’s wife) and baby Meredith, Charchar (Choy’s girlfriend), Christina, and Jesmine.

Everyone had a merry time drinking tea and issuing name cards.

Christina and birthday girl, Cindy
Christina and birthday girl, Cindy

Cindy and her Laksa Sarawak
“Come! Come eat my Laksa Sarawak!” said Cindy, not knowing Countloon had an ambulance on the stand by somewhere

Cindy and her birthday cake
Cindy laughing at the size of the cake Countloon bought for her

The drinks
There you go: Ribena, Grape Juice, Bubble Tea, Chrysantemum Tea etc etc

Icecool mixing
Icecool making teh tarik using Dutch Lady Low-Fat Milk

Choy, Lai and Icecool
“Choy, with your ginseng head, you can drink Dutch Lady milk only,” said Icecool

The cards session
The guys listening attentively to Cindy’s explanation on how to play UNO

Again, Happy Birthday, Cindy Sim…and thanks.

Another Major Idle

Icecool with his late father

This is to congratulate Icecool on his recent promotion to the rank of MAJOR.

In a month, you will get into the idle mode like our friend Mocha.

Time for you to start diving.

Eh, Loon and Cindy want to cook us dinner. I want the sweet sour pork knuckles. Can ah?

What’s In A Name?

Photo by Doug Perrine - ISAF

Someone asked how marine life get their scientific name. So I replied:

Usually marine life names are divided into four categories. First would be the FAMILY, then GENUS, then SPECIES, and lastly COMMON NAME. However, Common Names can be deceiving as something in Perhentian would be called by a different name, say, in Sumatera.

So, let us concentrate on the first three categories. Let’s take the Pelagic Thresher Shark for example.

Threshers come from the family ALOPIIDAE. The Genus name would be ALOPIAS. Then the species would normally be determined by its characteristics. So this one is PELAGIC. So, its scientific name is ALOPIAS PELAGICUS. Sometimes the SPECIES is also determined by the name of the discoverer.

Like the HIMANTURA JENKINSKII..or Jenkin’s Whipray that you see in abundance off Tanjung Kerma in Perhentian.

QED

In Pursuit Of Happiness

Morning rays of happiness

You find someone who makes you happy…who is almost impossible, but not entirely impossible, to have.

To have this person you risk upsetting lots of people.

In pursuit of your happiness, would you go ahead?

My Buddy, My Friend – Part 2

Nisaa massaging my head - 24th July 2007
Picture taken by Fazira using my camera-phone

I think I was at my lowest point when I quarreled with my father via SMS the previous evening. I had everything..headache, neckache and chest pain. So I walked down and saw Nisaa sitting next to Fazira who was eating sausages. So I asked Nisaa if I could put my head on her lap. She never said anything. My head must have been really heavy on her tiny lap but she did not budge. Then I heard her ask, “Ayah sakit ke?”, to which I replied, “Uhuh!”, half asleep.

Then without being told, she massaged my head.