Cigarette Party – Partie Finale

Auf wiedersehen, Deutschland! Welkom, Sud Afrika!

It’s been a good one month. I supported the underdogs like Cote d’Ivoire, Iran, Ghana and Portugal. In this morning’s final, I supported Italy. France was equally good, except for that headbutt incident by Zainuddin Zahidin. I like the Portuguese players most..Maniche, Cristiano Ronaldo, Simao, Deco…for their footworks, and of course, the virtually unbeatable goalkeeper, Ricardo.

In the earlier rounds, even South Korea was in. This is a country whose football team we used to beat the crap out of back in the 70s. See where they are now. And see what circus our football scene has metamorphosised into. It isn’t that the South Koreans have become stronger, but it is us, Malaysians, who have become weaker.

To my friend Azli Suhairi, whom I might be seeing later today, enjoy your cigarettes. You’ve been choosing the correct teams to bet on.

To the rest, support NS Naza.

Haha!

Hey, I’m 40

I am 40 today - July 9th 2006

It’s the 13th Lunar day.

I turned 40 an hour ago.

40 days before I was born, my elder sister Juliana passed away.

When I was 2, I was a sick child, diagnosed with having Acute Glomerulonephritis, Atopic Eczema, and has Thallassemia Hb A&E.

When I was 3, my mother hid me underneath the bed during the May 13th tragedy.

When I was 4, I could draw the map of the world.

When I was 5, I was sent to a chinese kindergarten.

When I was 7, I started elementary school.

When I was 8, I “lost” my parents to the government and the people.

When I was 9, I felt so lost and lonely.

When I was 11, my great-grandmother passed away.

When I was 13, I went to college.

When I was 14, I went round the world.

When I was 15, I broke my wrist playing rugby.

When I was 16, I represented college and state for swimming and water-polo. I did my first scuba dive. I met my soulmate.

When I was 17, I went off to England for my tertiary education. My paternal grandmother passed away.

When I was 21, I joined Malaysia Airlines first, then the Royal Malaysian Air Force.

When I was 23, I did my first parachute jump.

When I was 25, I got married for the first time.

When I was 26, I got my first car that I use until now. My daughter, Noor Farhanah, was born.

When I was 29, I represented the Malaysian team in the Benson & Hedges Golden Dreams Parachuting Competition. Later I busted an ankle skydiving. I then did a stunt for the movie Lurah Dendam. I was conferred the Kesatria Angkatan Tentera by the 10th Yang DiPertuan Agong. My daughter, Noor Fazira, was born.

When I was 30, I left the Air Force. My marriage fell apart.

When I was 31, I represented Malaysia in the International Parachuting Competition in Cha-Am, Thailand.

When I was 32, I was part of the team that parachuted down to the North Pole on April 21st, 1998. Both my maternal grandparents passed away 6 months apart. I remarried. I performed my Umrah. I was conferred the Ahli Mangku Negara by the 10th Yang DiPertuan Agong.

When I was 33, I became the first Malaysian to perform a BASE jump off the KL Tower. I performed my Umrah again.

When I was 35, I performed my Haj. I organised the first Malaysian group to windsurf across the Strait of Malacca to Sumatera, Indonesia. I did my last record to jet-ski for 1000 kilometers non-stop in 21 hours 11 minutes and 42 seconds.

When I was 36, my second marriage fell apart. I remarried later. My son, Mohamad Amirul Farhan, was born.

When I was 39, my daughter, Noorunnisaa, was born. I became an Open Water Diver, Advanced Open Water Diver, Master Scuba Diver, Divemaster and Deco Diver.

I am now 40.

Me as I turn 40, at Bukit Rahman Putra

Hey! Fishermen Are Net Savvy Too! – Part Deux

I wrote an E-mail to the Editor, The Star newspaper on the matter.

Educate The Fishermen

Dear Editor,

While I applaud the positive step taken by the Tanjung Dawai Fishermen Association to use Information Technology to auction off their catch (‘Fish Now Sold via the Net’ – The Star, Friday, July 7 2006), I am horrified by the picture of the dead juvenile Hammerhead Sharks. It seems that while the fishermen are into Information Technology, they know very little about sharks conservation.

As a scuba diver, I spend hundreds of Ringgits just to be able to see at least one of these magnificent creatures. It breaks my heart to see almost a dozen of them in the clutches of the fish supplier, knowing that hundreds more are caught daily in our waters. This species is considered to be “Near Threatened” by the World Conservation Union (IUCN), a global union of states, governmental agencies, and non-governmental organizations in a partnership that assesses the conservation status of species. As a matter of fact, just over a week ago at the Pasir Penambang market in Kuala Selangor, I saw several juvenile Black-tip Reef Sharks being sold for RM10 per kg, and a Zebra Shark for RM14 per kg. Save for the dive I did in the salt water tank of the Aquaria KLCC, I have never seen a live Zebra Shark swimming before. Most sharks are viviparous and have long gestation period, making their cycle of reproduction slow, and mostly give birth to small litters. Simple mental arithmetic will tell you how soon will the numbers reach negative value.

Sharks are normally taken by longlines, gillnets and as bycatch in driftnet fisheries. The Fisheries Department should educate the fishing community to release the ones landed that are still alive. The relevant authorities and non-governmental organisations, too, should educate the general public on the importance of sharks. Sharks fins are tasteless and is akin to eating one’s fingernails boiled in broth.

I cannot stress more how sharks play a very important role in our marine eco-system; preying on injured and sick animals in order to ensure the fitter ones survive. When fish survive in abundance, we human beings have more to eat.

Finally…I have Streamyx

Yeah....1Mbps unlimited access

Hahaha…finally. I have Streamyx at home. This is my first posting from home using Streamyx.

Now I don’t have to wait for 5 minutes for a page to load. Or…do I still have to???

A Shark’s Plea (Revisited)

I’m now doing a research for more materials on sharks conservation for this article I plan for the local dailies, well, at least a daily. Then I remembered something I posted back in December 2005. May I just post it again here?

Do I always ask for your permission? Never! It’s my blog.

A SHARK’S PLEA

From the subclass called Elasmobranchii
Evolved my predecessors, my family and I
In terms of number of years 409 million
I have been here since the Upper Devonian

I have strong teeth, they make big gash
But I have no desire for human flesh
But humans make me into a cause
Thank you to the paranoia caused by ‘Jaws’

They hunt, and fin us, they did not even frown
Then they toss us back to sea alive to drown
To earn millions for them is something of a coup
While it was only our fins that end up in some soup

All their butchering earned them some praise
While we never did anything to the human race
15 human deaths a year is attributed to the snake
0.4 human deaths a year is all we could rake

So please, I beg you, make your kind realise
The decimation of a kind goes not without a price
We both live in the same world, so please make them see
So your children and mine can learn to co-exist and enjoy the sea

Abdul Rahmat Omar a.k.a SeaDemon
8th December 2005

Look, Ma! No fins!

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You can read the names of the losers

This image was sent to me via MMS by the winner of last night’s match’s betting. You should be able to read the names of the losers.

Boring

Today, it has been exactly 23 days that I have been out of the water.

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Italia

Dang, it was a good game. A scoreless draw after 90 minutes, and then a 2-0 win for Italy over Germany.

Another two packets of cigarettes there I see.

Dr M, Pak Lah & Captain Rahmat

Dr M, Pak Lah, Captain Rahmat and Proton Holdings

I got a call earlier. It was from a UMNO Youth Chief of one of the UMNO branches in the PJ Utara Division, asking me on behalf of his UMNO Branch Chief if I could officiate the opening ceremony of the branch’s annual general meeting. Probably because I am a non-conformist.

As a matter of fact, that particular Branch Chief is also a non-conformist. Being a Division Committee Member himself, he had spoken out against Nazri Aziz’s blatant disrespect for Dr Mahathir. Well, his choice of words may have been what I would use when I am angry, but in a political meeting, he could have chosen a better figurative word to describe Nazri Aziz.

So I am to give a speech…and in my speech they expect me to talk about the current “clash” (if you can call it that) between Dr Mahathir and Pak Lah.

Hmm…it has been a year since I gave my last political speech, and concentrated more on diving. Well, I’ll just be my usual self and fire away I guess…but factually.

Interesting to note however that the PJ Utara UMNO’s Youth Movement has invited Dr M to officiate their meeting. It would be very interesting to see. I must congratulate the movement for having cojones and not relegate itself to being another “yes-men” movement.

If a political party cannot accept criticisms, it is doomed to die natural death.

World Cup 2006: Cigarette Party

Lan Chao and Azli Besut...Fuad's ciggy funds not gonna be touched this month!

Monday morning, I’m going over to Uptown to witness a former colleague’s gain of at least two packets of cigarettes because he had betted against the other two on the Portugal vs England game.

My bet was for Portugal too.

Haha!