Up Or Down? – Mind Your Language

Yes, this is another toilet issue.

Bakawali has just posted one on toilet – the issue of whether to have the toilet seat up or down. I’m not going to argue whether to have the seat up or down, or whether men can actually shoot straight into a toilet bowl or not. I just cannot be bothered. I just want to share a few toilet moments with you.

When I was a student in England, my coursemates and I would purposely enter the female restroom and would pee on the toilet seat and whatever extra pee that we had would be directed onto the floor area surrounding the toilet bowl – although that is not half as fun as peeing into the sink in that restroom and leave it unwashed. And in would walk one of the girls, and in this instance I remember it was Julia Platt who gasped with shock seeing me in the ladies, and I would offer the usual, “Oh, sh*t, sorry!” I wonder if that particular incident led to Julia’s persistence in getting a ride from me downtown during lunch in exchange for a blowjob. Hmm!

Anyway, one of my best buddies (and partner-in-crime) has been promoted to the rank of Inspector. Inspector Jonathan “Jon” Goosey (he was from Winslow, Bucks) is now in-charge of Neighbourhood Policing in North Slough. Congratulations, Inspector Jon Goosey.

Inspector Jon Goosey - the curly hair somewhat short now