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Christopher Ross Lim, the Chinese male from DAP also known as Zairil Khir Johari, has denied that the person seen kissing with the woman who looks like Dyana Sofya, also from DAP, is him.

“No, it’s not me. They are all fake and that is all I have to say,” he was reported to have said in a WhatsApp message to The Star.


The woman said to be in the photos, Dyana Sofya, has not denied that she is not in the photo.

In her Facebook page, she alluded that the general elections is near and that it was an intrusion of privacy.

“This is the third personal attack within two months, I assume the general elections must be very near. No matter who is in the photos or videos in which I allegedly feature, these are major privacy intrusions into that person’s life.”

“I am sad that our political culture has gone to this. I have no time to entertain this type of personal and vindictive attacks,” she wrote.

Of course the above rule does not apply to Najib Razak and his wife Rosmah Mansor when DAP attacks their personal life.


Meanwhile, in our search for the truth we have found the man said to look like Christopher.

Mr Kow Loke Chat, 42, of Bukit Bendera, admits to be the one kissing Dyana.

“I know you may not believe this but if I put on my suit and bow tie I look better than that Malay-wannabe Chinese boy,” he said.

Mr Kow Loke Chat, the man said to be in the photos thought to be Christopher Ross Lim


Loke Chat attributes his youthful good looks to waking up early, peeing while squatting while facing the rising sun, and a good dose of moonshine at night before turning in.

We urge our readers who were born yesterday to believe that this is the man in those photos.


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