Dogs of Whore

In March 2008, I decided to go diving during the general elections. I was there a few days before voting day. What made me decide to spend my time on the island was the braggadocio of UMNO personalities, some of whom got very personal and attacked my father in the mainstream media. I had left UMNO 3 years prior to that so I could remain my personal self. But I returned the eve of voting day to vote for my then ADUN from MCA because I believe he did a good job. Alas, he suffered a great defeat at the hands of a newcomer from DAP not because the latter is good, but MCA suffered from the braggadocio mentioned above. I am sure we have ALL not forgotten the keris-wielding issue; the constant barking at committee members of BN’s component parties by people whose head got so big because the then-Prime Minister was asleep on the job, and they thought a certain someone would be a big-enough umbrella to protect them.

“PADAN DENGAN MUKA (serves you right)”

That was my reaction when I woke up on 9th March 2008, and I’m sure many UMNO members felt the same then. As bitter sweet as it was, it was a wake-up call for those whom had been silent to start kicking out filth from the BN. And before any of you PR-sympathizers can say anything, I’ll say it for you:

“THERE WAS A HELL LOT OF FILTH TO BE KICKED OUT”

Of course, a broom does not sweep 100% efficiently, some dust remain.

When Najib took over the helm, I see some changes being done; but this positive trend is, from time to time, dragged down by characters that did not get to be swept by the broom. Despite not getting swept by the broom or appointed to any Deputy Ministerial post, Khairy Jamaluddin is like that accumulated dust that gets longer by the day, rearing its ugly head every now and then when the wind blows strong enough in its direction.

Several weeks ago, while the rest of the Malaysian Twitter world was discussing an important topic, Khairy (or KJ as he is known) decided to take on the extra-terrestrial TV-channel provider, ASTRO, claiming the fee charged is exorbitant compared to the service provided. When I pointed out to him that there are more pressing matters that he, as the UMNO Youth Chief and a Member of Parliament, should be addressing, he blew up and said that ASTRO is of interest to the rakyat. I love the thought process that goes through that empty shell sitting on his neck. Maybe he ought to remember that there is always free terrestrial TV available 24/7, and all they have to do is pay for the electricity bill. ASTRO is a luxury, not a necessity. If you cannot afford it, don’t subscribe to it.

I have been Tweeting since 2009, but I kept my tweets private because I use it as a form of communication with relatives. I started addressing “national” issues during the recent Sarawak State Elections. After BERSIH2.0, I made my tweets public. In engagements with politicians from the Opposition, I find that when they get cornered, they block you. Well, there have you: the advocates for freedom of speech. The politicians from UMNO, however, are mostly quiet because although they have a Twitter account, their Blackberry is mostly for sending SMS. Yes, I still believe that UMNO politicians are still trapped in that Buku Hijau period, and probably still think that public phones (which you can hardly find anymore) still have buttons ‘A’ and ‘B.’. For the benefit of those born after 1975, this is what I am talking about:

Old public phone - courtesy of Everything KL
Telefon Awam jenis A/B courtesy of Everything Kuala Lumpur

Anyway, for KJ, whenever he gets cornered, or is about to get cornered, he will unleash his dogs. Let us take yesterday’s episode. Early yesterday, he and Zaki Zahid were talking about Lim Kit Siang’s demand that the Parliamentary Select Committee (PSC) on Electoral Reforms be headed by a MP from the Opposition. I could see that there was a ding dong of this issue and it looked like it was going nowhere. So I interjected by saying:

The PSC should be co-chaired by an ex-General of the Armed Forces, and an ex-IGP

Of course there was no reply. Then later in the day, the MIC Youth’s Secretary, Sivaraajh Chandran, got his membership suspended for questioning the party President’s decision to admit the three Gerakan Anti-Samy members and reinstate them to their former MIC posts which is a breach of party constitution. When something goes wrong in a household, whom do you expect to handle the problem if not family members themselves, right?

WRONG! According to KJ, he has every right to barge into MIC’s affairs and dictate. The following are the tweets pertaining to this fray:

Khairykj Khairy Jamaluddin
Jadi Menteri terus bunuh bakat muda? Wassup @GPalanivel? RT @mkini_bm: Setiausaha Pemuda MIC digantung 12 bulan

SangSapurba Wan Mohd Shahrir
Eloknya @Khairykj tak perlu campur urusan dalam MIC.

Khairykj Khairy Jamaluddin
@SangSapurba Saya Pengerusi Pemuda Barisan Nasional. Faham?

SangSapurba Wan Mohd Shahrir
@Khairykj ok faham, cuma harap jgn jadi tikus membaiki labu. Good luck!

seademon John F SeaDemon
@Khairykj I think it would be wiser for you to speak personally to @GPalanivel together with @TMohan18 instead

SangSapurba is a lawyer from Pahang who is an active UMNO member, while TMohan18 is the MIC Youth Chief. KJ did not take this advice kindly:

Khairykj Khairy Jamaluddin
@seademon And I think it would be wiser for to understand that Parliamentary Select Committee only for MPs not ex-Generals

seademon John F SeaDemon
@Khairykj really? And what has that got to do with your barging in on MIC’s internal problems?

Khairykj Khairy Jamaluddin
@seademon Haha. Oh, if it were that simple. Just telling you to know your stuff before advising ppl this & that.

seademon John F SeaDemon
@Khairykj and it’s condescending tone like yours towards other parties that cost BN the 5 states

Khairykj Khairy Jamaluddin
@seademon There are different ways and means of putting something across. You assume I haven’t made calls to find out what’s going on.

seademon John F SeaDemon
@Khairykj ah! The all too powderful Pengerusi Pemuda BN, eh? Your phone is obviously for tweeting only. You could’ve called @GPalanivel

seademon John F SeaDemon
I assume nothing. Remember this tweet? RT @Khairykj Jadi Menteri terus bunuh bakat muda? Wassup @GPalanivel?

There was no reply from him. I asked again:

seademon John F SeaDemon
@Khairykj so did you call @GPalanivel BEFORE or AFTER you made that tweet?

Again, there was no response. Not long after, enter the dogs of whore:

Edzfahmi edzrul fahmi Mohamed
@seademon @Khairykj @GPalanivel Ko nak gag order YB KJ ke seademon? Kang kata PPUM takda taring pulak. Pemuda kena bersuara lantang.

seademon John F SeaDemon
@Edzfahmi @Khairykj bersuara lantang against who? Eh, why am I talking to you?

I did not see the need to entertain this dog.

Edzfahmi edzrul fahmi Mohamed
@Khairykj @seademon Macam la MIC ada nilai tambah pon. Sedemon u barking up the wrong tree la.

daxmuhamad dax muhamad
@Khairykj @seademon dont see why kj cant air his views on matter.

seademon John F SeaDemon
@daxmuhamad @Khairykj now what if someone from another component party for whatever reason does the same to @NajibRazak ?

Edzfahmi edzrul fahmi Mohamed
@seademon @Khairykj Aikk..ko twitter ni ko punya ke?

seademon John F SeaDemon
There is such a thing called DECORUM when it comes to handling matters pertaining to component parties. @daxmuhamad @Khairykj

While this went on, I received BBMs from friends who told me to ignore those dogs. Then one of them got personal:

Edzfahmi edzrul fahmi Mohamed
@seademon @Khairykj @daxmuhamad Knp Seademon u frust ke Ayah mentua u dulu tak dpt jadi MB Johor? Dato Mat Zahri ek? SB tak line clear ke?

Obviously this person, whose mother made it out with a dog and never washed herself after and subsequently gave birth to this imbecile, does not know me well. According to the electronic media, my father and other directors of the company he works for earn an average of RM100 million per annum, do I need my father-in-law as the Menteri Besar?

So, there have you, the Ketua Pemuda UMNO cum Pengerusi Pemuda Barisan Nasional is just an air-head who rears dogs to do his dirty work for him. Just when I thought it was safe to vote for Najib’s aspirations, I know now that I should just plan another dive trip come GE13.

Would I vote for BN? NO.

Would I vote for PR? NO.

Talking about dogs, does any of you remember this?

Big Dog’s Christian PM claim reckless, says Khairy

“Don’t be so arrogant Fat Dog. If you’re wrong, the consequences are grave and extremely serious.

“I think if you’re proven wrong you should be charged w/ spreading false news and/or sedition. Berani buat, berani tanggung (dare to do, dare to take responsibility),” Khairy wrote on Twitter earlier.

In light of what has happened at the Damansara Utama Methodist Church, maybe the all-knowing KJ should offer to resign for not knowing.

DAFT PRICK!

The Cult of Public Bank

I saw the trending topic on Twitter (#tansriteh) and wondered what it was all about. Then I found out about the Cult of Public Bank.

Cult is actually a nice way of saying not many people like you.

Murtads

Online social networks are fun places; you get to meet all kinds of people from all over the world. One such group is the Murtads in Malaysia and Singapore on Facebook. The description of the group reads as follows:

Islamic apostates in Malaysia and those who support them. This group has the goal to network the apostates of Islam from Malaysia and those who would like to offer support and discuss about this issue.

The Apostates in Malaysia group offers a safe place for those who are trapped by Islam in Malaysia. Feel free to introduce yourself, share your stories and concerns, anything you like. This place is especially for you. 🙂

By government orders, Faith Freedom International (faithfreedom.org) is currently banned by every ISP in Malaysia. Internet usage is also highly monitored in Malaysia today. Those found to be accessing and/or publishing disagreeable contents according to the Malaysian government and the Islamic government of Malaysia are subject to arrest and up to a heavy degree of indeterminable punishment. Apostasy, according to a fatwa issued my the Islamic government of Malaysia, a national security threat and treason. Therefore, for security reasons, I encourage those who are apostates especially in Malaysia to use a secondary Facebook account to participate in this group.

Everyone is welcomed to join this group and participate in the discussions. Being an apostate is such an intimate and troubling concern to individuals who are affected in Malaysia, therefore it only makes sense that we have compassion as there is already weight of the burden that they carry – this can be a wonderful place for everyone if we decide to make the conscious effort to be nice to each other here 🙂

Even more surprising is to find several known figures from Malaysia that include Raja Petra, Boo Cheng Hau (DAP), Xavier Jayakumar (PKR), and Ean Yong (DAP):

Murtad One

Murtad Two

Murtad Three

Murtad Four

Friends of PAS, I presume.

(Images taken with thanks from Cucu Tok Selampit‘s blog.

A Clean Assembly – Part 4

To recap, prior to the BERSIH 2.0 rally, its organisers failed to get a judicial review on the refusal of the police to issue a permit for the planned rally. THE EO/PSM 6 were arrested and have been charged for the possession of subversive documents. My take on the latter is that they should have either been held for offences related to the Societies Act and/or the Internal Security Act.

Now comes the conduct of the government and the police, and of certain individuals during the rally of 9th July.

THE ELECTIONS COMMISSION

The Elections Commission had had ample time since BERSIH 1.0 to go out and explain to the masses, steps taken to improve the elections process as well as allay the fears of the general public. If it did, it was not adequate.

When BERSIH 2.0 presented its eight demands, the Elections Commission should have been more open to engage BERSIH. If my memory serves me well, someone jumped the gun too soon by declaring that BERSIH has a hidden agenda. Hidden agenda or not, the EC should have been more open to a face-to-face engagement. Only after did the EC invite BERSIH for a dialogue on its eight demands. I stand corrected on this matter.

THE POLICE

To be fair to the police, they have issued several warnings that the planned rally was illegal as no permit was issued for it. As I have mentioned in a previous posting, what should have happened was for the organisers of the rally to take the matter to the court for a judicial review to challenge the police’s decision, but this was not done.

During the lockdown of the city of Kuala Lumpur, the police should have placed barbed wires, or simple tapes to depict the boundaries the demonstrators should not breach, and stand well away from that line. A breach of the line would signal the advancement of the demonstrators despite being warned to keep well clear. If the threshold was crossed, preventive action by the police is permissible.

The police acted under the Public Order (Preservation) Act, 1958, when dispersing the rally. For those of you who mentioned “police brutality” you might wants to see what the Act actually says:

“Any police officer may, if necessary for the public security to use such force as may be necesary to disperse any procession meeting ………….. which force may extend to the use of lethal weapons”

In short, any police action that involves shooting of live bullets at protestors, and anything else lesser, is NOT regarded as brutality by the Act.

THE UNINFORMED PUBLIC

If I may digress a little, one of the reasons the daughter of a certain former Prime Minister joined the rally because she saw the police and military doing joint riot-control exercise, and feared that another Tahrir Square would happen in Malaysia. Let me tell you that that is a common practice. I had had that opportunity to attend one of those training sessions when I was a serving military officer. So, it was an unfounded fear of the unknown.

During those training, to reflect back on the use of lethal weapons stated by Section 5(2) of the Public Order (Preservation) Act, 1958, we were trained to disperse rallies using all of the methods allowable by the law, including the use of lethal weapons. However, it was not to be used indiscriminately: only proportionate and focused on those creating trouble.

As for the Defence Minister, he made a statement that was uncalled for: that the military was ready to take over when asked to. Probably, he was like another young politician who was more than eager to put on the military uniform. Let me inform the general public as it is my duty to do so, that the King has declared Emergency FIVE times in Malaysia, yet not once was the military asked to take over. It was always the police that was put in charge with the military assisting when required. The duty to preserve public order lies with the police, and not with any other organisation.

THE STADIUM

When granted an audience with the King, it was suggested that a stadium be used to hold the rally. This would have been the best course of action to achieve the objective, and that was to hold a rally, explain to the masses what was being demanded, then representatives of BERSIH 2.0 present those demands to the King. However, had the memo been given to the King during the meeting itself, there would not have been any need for any rally.

The government should have allowed the organisers to use Stadium Merdeka, or Stadium Shah Alam as offered by the Menteri Besar of Selangor, with proper planning and coordination with the police, disruption to traffic would be minimised.

In addition, calls a few days prior by political leaders representing the opposition for BERSIH to gather at three separate venues, then march to the stadium was further seen as an incitement to cause public disorder, as a march was the very thing the police was against. This, too, was seen by the general public that BERSIH 2.0 was not apolitical.

SUMMARY

To sum it all up, the handling of the BERSIH 2.0 issue was riddled with flaws starting with the organisers not going to the court for a judicial review, the Elections Commission not engaging the public since BERSIH 1.0 to explain on the improvements made to the elections system; an opportunity they had since 2008. The presence of opposition party leaders made BERSIH 2.0 looked partisan, and BERSIH 2.0 lost its clout as a neutral organisation.

If I may go back to my previous postings, freedom of assembly only exists in so far as no individual laws are broken; and that right to assemble is subject to conditions including national security, public safety, prevention of disorder, protection of health or morals, and the protection of rights and freedom of others.

And may I reiterate for the last time, I am not a lawyer.

A Clean Assembly – Part Three

In this part, I shall embark on discussing with myself the way the government handled the BERSIH 2.0 situation.

So it has been reported today that the EO6 or PSM6 depending on how you look at them, will be charged on 3rd August 2011 for being in possession of, and distributing subversive materials. Therefore, I shall address this issue before embarking on other issues relating to how the government handled the whole BERSIH 2.0 issue.

The PSM members were caught by the police distributing subversive materials (read: communist) several days before the BERSIH 2.0 rally. They were held under the Emergency (Public Order and Prevention of Crime) Ordinance, 1969. Personally, I do not think it was the correct Act used to put them in detention. A more appropriate Act would have been the Internal Security Act, 1960. The alledge crime committed was too serious to just use the Emergency (Public Order and Prevention of Crime) Ordinance; furthermore, there were more than one person that the police needed to investigate, and the process would have taken longer than just a few days or weeks. They would need to check their background, their links, contacts etc to determine if the whole network could be taken down. Section 29(1) of the Internal Security Act, 1960 would have covered the necessity to detain the six, while Section 29(3)(a)(b)(c) of the same Act would have sufficed in determining the nature of their offence. Section 29(4) further explains that “every subversive document shall be presumed to be a subversive document until the contrary is proved.”

The PSM6 should, as required by law, have immediately surrendered the “subversive documents” to the Police. This is stated in Section 29(2) of the Internal Security Act, 1960, among which states that:

“Any person or any office bearer of any association or any responsible member or agent of any organisation who receives any subversive document shall deliver the same without delay to a police officer…”

I can only guess why the government did not use the ISA on the PSM6; and my guess is whoever made the decision was either misinformed, ill-advised, pussy-footed, not well-versed, and even wanting to be populists. However, those are my guesses. The real reason remains with the authorities in concern.

If at any time then the authorities had felt that the use of the ISA would have been an overkill (which I personally do not), then holding them under the Societies Act, 1966 would have sufficed. Whoever advised the Home Minister should have known that Sections 47 and 48 of this Act cover the alledged offences, as the Communist Party of Malaya remains an unlawful society.

Whatever it is, the government should have allowed the police to hold the six much longer (the Inspector-General of Police has at his discretion the authority to hold them under the Emergency (POPO) Ordinance 1969 for 30 days. Allow the police to do their job properly so justice could be served to all parties involved, including to the six as well as to their family members.

It looks like this posting on the EO6 alone have taken up so much blog space. I guess I will have to continue in another blog posting.

A Clean Assembly – Part Two

If I may recap what I had written in Part One of this series (A Clean Assembly – Part One), the right to assemble is NOT an absolute right, nor has it been guaranteed by Article 10 (1) of the Federal Constitution. In fact, the same right, as provided for in Article 20 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, has its limitations set as provided for by Article 29 (2) of the same. It reads:

In the exercise of his rights and freedoms, everyone shall be subject only to such limitations as are determined by law solely for the purpose of securing due recognition and respect for the rights and freedoms of others and of meeting the just requirements of morality, public order and the general welfare in a democratic society.

In drafting Article 29(2), the United Nations recognised that for every right and fundamental liberty granted to every human being, there would be a competing right of others that includes the society or state in which that person lives. Therefore, what BERSIH supporters see as their fundamental right to march, is actually limited by the right of road users whom had paid the tax to use the roads involved. The wishes of the majority who may or may not support the want to march to express; and these are the considerations the judicial review would have had to take, had BERSIH went to court to challenge the police’s refusal to issue a rally permit.

One should remember that Article 29 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights demands countries to balance these competing rights, on one side wanting recognition of their cause, and the limitations provided by the law solely for the purpose of securing due recognition and respect for the rights and freedom of others opposing, by meeting the requirements of national security, public order, public moral and public health and welfare. Public in this context refers to the others who do not join or support such cause.

As a person from the outside looking in, with BERSIH’s high profile individuals such as Ambiga Sreevasan, Edmund Bon et al, they should have known that a judicial review is needed for them to justify their claim to their right under Article 10 (1). However, in view of their failure to exercise that option gives me no choice other than to assume that it was an act of mala fide . Maximum publicity was the real intent.

Of course, as in any other rally, there will be culprits bent on causing havoc; as evident in a video shown of a politician riding on the BERSIH platform doing a countdown before charging towards the police line in the hope that the police would do something drastic to them, and these events are captured especially by the foreign media. This is where the history of such rally and of its organisers must be investigated thoroughly by the police and the judicial review in determining the clear and present danger, and incitement tests.

In Part Three, I shall write about the conduct of the government, the police, and of the six members of the Socialist Party of Malaysia arrested under the Emergency Ordinance.

A Clean Assembly – Part One

I am not a lawyer.

I have never disputed the right to assemble by any one person or by a group. What I have been disputing is the fact that some uninformed or misinformed individuals have been abusing Article (10) of the Federal Constitution, as well as Article 20 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on the right to assemble. To me, BERSIH on its own could have been well-received had it not been for its association with political parties representing the opposition, and a series of threats to public order made by its organisers added to the imbroglio.

Now, what went wrong, if any did at all?

Ambiga declared the march to be held on 9th July 2011. What should have (did it, I wouldn’t know) followed is the application for a rally permit, venue, route to be taken if there is a need to march, and so on. One must remember, the right to assemble is provided for in Article 10 (1) of the Federal Constitution of Malaysia. However, if you were to read that particular paragraph carefully, it begins like this:

Subject to clauses (2), (3) and (4), everyone has the right to freedom of speech and expression; have the right to assemble without arms; and the right to form associations. Clauses (2), (3) and (4) of the Article provides the limitations to those rights: they must not be a threat to national security, public order, public moral and public health.

Based on these limitations, the police, in the spirit of the law, should award the permit based on the details given by the permit applicant. Any dispute, then the applicant should take it to the courts for a judicial review, in which the court will then hear out the pros and cons of having the rally. In the US, two tests are applied to this stage of process: the Clear and Present Danger test; and the Incitement test.

The court will then find a remedy (a compromise if you must) on the matter. If judgement is made to allow the rally to go on, then the organisers would have to provide marshalls, routes, rules to be followed and so on. This matter should have been handled as per the recommendation for the Red Lion Square disorder of 1974 by Lord Justice Scarman. He said:

‘…’The right (to demonstrate) of course exists, subject only to limits required by the need for good order and the passage of traffic…’

Did the organisers of the march take the police’s objection to court? The answer as we all know is a simple but deafening NO.

Busy Busy

My apologies for not being able to update as often as I would like to. We’re currently rigging down at this present field before moving for our next drilling campaign.

On top of that I have been busy preparing the post-campaign reports, and have been entasked with preparing the whole office tower for its maiden fire drill – and it is not easy trying to get the cooperation of the various subsidiaries. I can imagine the nightmare the 900-odd workers will cause this Friday.

I already have something in mind to write, and I promise I will write on that as soon as I am able to.

In the meantime, this is my next worry.

A Handwritten Legacy

Here I am, 34,000 feet above sea level traversing the breadth of the South China Sea, trying to type my thoughts to update a blog that has seen a dearth of ideas (and not to mention, postings). Every morning I would wake up with new things to be written; things that would have no relation whatsoever to what I had thought of writing just before I fell asleep the night before. Throughout each day I would be bombarded with more and more ideas, but one would take precedence over the past one as the hour progressed; in the end, I ended up not writing anything.

It is the final day of the month of June 2011 when I am “penning” these thoughts. In nine days, I would be celebrating my 45th birthday, and again I would be thinking about the achievements (or lack thereof) of the past year. Every year since the birth of this blog, I would reminisce and write about the things (often good ones) that have occurred over the past year. Perhaps, this year I would try to digress, if a little, and do something entirely different.
Should I talk about my wife? Or should I talk about my kids? Perhaps I should write something about my job? Perhaps I should write on something that would be the focal point where all these would overlap.

Being 45 means I would have gone way past the half-life of the average life expectancy of modern man – 69, according to UN estimates. Half a century ago I would have been in my twilight years as the global average was 52. Since I turned 40, I have been religiously (save for 2008) going for my twice-yearly full medical screening, not for myself, but for my family, for the job that I have, for good friends whose company I enjoy having, for those whose job rely on how I deal with them in order for them to survive hitch after hitch offshore. At 45, most would be looking forward to retirement; I cannot afford to do so. I will have to try somehow to make myself useful until I am at least 60 years old. I am struggling to lose weight; diet alone would not help, or so people kept telling me, but with two busted ankles, metatarsals on both feet, previously dislocated shoulders have contributed to my current state of weight, and deny me the ability to go to the gym to run on treadmills and lift weights – hence my motto: “No Pain, No Pain.”

But I do take lots of precautionary measures: I down a tablespoonful of pure virgin olive oil every morning before work and at least a tablespoon of organic apple cider vinegar to help my body system; with clear tumour markers bearing negative results, a total cholesterol level of 4.2, and fasting serum sugar of 5.4mmol/l. On top of that the stress-echo test revealed that my heart’s in good condition still.

“…my birthday resolution is to write out my blog entries, have a photo taken of each posting, before I type them out again for them to be posted here…”

As I approach 45, I noticed that my handwriting has gotten worse. Even my signature nowadays looks like a miserable attempt by someone else to forge it, no thanks in part to computers: typing things out have made writing almost redundant. Therefore, my birthday resolution is to write out my blog entries, have a photo taken of each posting, before I type them out again for them to be posted here. I still have the Starbucks organiser for 2010 that my wife gave me (I’m still using the 2009 one), and I will fill that up with my blog postings before I switch to Moleskin ® notebooks.

I’ll call them, my “handwritten legacy.” At least one day after I am gone, my loved ones can look at them and imagine when I wrote each and every entry.

Yes, they would make excellent legacy.

A Moment of Aberration

Lately, it seems, some people in Malaysia have been preoccupied with pigs’ DNA and ensuring that you have the skills to satisfy a bull elephant in order to keep your husband in check. If you notice the title to this post, it may make you wonder a little.

The story of how lard is found in gelatin that makes up the ingredients of ice-creams in Malaysia can be traced (as far as my memory goes) as far back as 1979 when, being in a hostel surrounded by friends whom had wanted to get it right religious-wise, and having an old boy of the college as the President of the Muslim Youth Association of Malaysia, flyers depiciting the percentage of lard in ice-creams started flying around. Being young, your mind is most easily corrupted influenced. No one then actually challenged the findings, accepting them as the authenticated authority.

Sadly, in the Internet age, people still behave as they did back then. There is so much information cloud flying around in the world wide web for people to verify and authenticate information with, but they just refuse to do so. Not that they don’t, but they choose to believe what they want to believe without being objective about it; refusing to go further than obtaining information from the sources they prefer to believe to be true – be it about pigs’ DNA in, more famously nowadays, Starbucks’s coffee, and IKEA Malaysia’s meatballs.

Sometimes, I wonder where has simplicity in Islam as a way of life has gone? Slowly, those sitting in those chairs administrating the religion are behaving like the Jewish rabbis 100 years into the Common Era; advocating Mishnash and dictating how one should live their life, more often than not, without making reference to the Torah. The words of the rabbis became things inscribed in stone for the Jews, much like how words of the Imams or Ulama nowadays influence over the Muslim population. In the end, we look up at these people as if they have divine status, forgoing God as the Ultimate Being, so much so that Islam is no longer simple, nor is it user-friendly and attractive.

The DNA of pigs would be everywhere we go. In the rivers that make up the water we drink; on the utensils we use; on the handrails of the escalator or the pole inside the LRT trains; on the money that we use – we can use whatever filtration process but there is no guarantee a pig’s DNA will not end up on our hands – even in Saudi Arabia for that matter. So, just go back to basics. Even the former Mufti of Perlis said that as long as the food served was halal, there should be no worries about consuming it, adding that some Muslims were known to have reservations using cups, plates and other utensils in non-Muslim homes. He expressed his disappointment with the prevalence of the misconception, which he described as rubbish.

“I am disappointed with such interpretations of Islam. The religion urges us to think; it heightens our intelligence. But these opinions only make a person less than intelligent .”

Somehow, Muslims especially Malays are lazy at thinking. Which is why we’re always finding ourselves in trouble, or creating trouble for others.

Like I mentioned, this is my moment of aberration – digressing from the norm to speak about things others may not like. But this is me.