A Clean Assembly – Part 4

To recap, prior to the BERSIH 2.0 rally, its organisers failed to get a judicial review on the refusal of the police to issue a permit for the planned rally. THE EO/PSM 6 were arrested and have been charged for the possession of subversive documents. My take on the latter is that they should have either been held for offences related to the Societies Act and/or the Internal Security Act.

Now comes the conduct of the government and the police, and of certain individuals during the rally of 9th July.

THE ELECTIONS COMMISSION

The Elections Commission had had ample time since BERSIH 1.0 to go out and explain to the masses, steps taken to improve the elections process as well as allay the fears of the general public. If it did, it was not adequate.

When BERSIH 2.0 presented its eight demands, the Elections Commission should have been more open to engage BERSIH. If my memory serves me well, someone jumped the gun too soon by declaring that BERSIH has a hidden agenda. Hidden agenda or not, the EC should have been more open to a face-to-face engagement. Only after did the EC invite BERSIH for a dialogue on its eight demands. I stand corrected on this matter.

THE POLICE

To be fair to the police, they have issued several warnings that the planned rally was illegal as no permit was issued for it. As I have mentioned in a previous posting, what should have happened was for the organisers of the rally to take the matter to the court for a judicial review to challenge the police’s decision, but this was not done.

During the lockdown of the city of Kuala Lumpur, the police should have placed barbed wires, or simple tapes to depict the boundaries the demonstrators should not breach, and stand well away from that line. A breach of the line would signal the advancement of the demonstrators despite being warned to keep well clear. If the threshold was crossed, preventive action by the police is permissible.

The police acted under the Public Order (Preservation) Act, 1958, when dispersing the rally. For those of you who mentioned “police brutality” you might wants to see what the Act actually says:

“Any police officer may, if necessary for the public security to use such force as may be necesary to disperse any procession meeting ………….. which force may extend to the use of lethal weapons”

In short, any police action that involves shooting of live bullets at protestors, and anything else lesser, is NOT regarded as brutality by the Act.

THE UNINFORMED PUBLIC

If I may digress a little, one of the reasons the daughter of a certain former Prime Minister joined the rally because she saw the police and military doing joint riot-control exercise, and feared that another Tahrir Square would happen in Malaysia. Let me tell you that that is a common practice. I had had that opportunity to attend one of those training sessions when I was a serving military officer. So, it was an unfounded fear of the unknown.

During those training, to reflect back on the use of lethal weapons stated by Section 5(2) of the Public Order (Preservation) Act, 1958, we were trained to disperse rallies using all of the methods allowable by the law, including the use of lethal weapons. However, it was not to be used indiscriminately: only proportionate and focused on those creating trouble.

As for the Defence Minister, he made a statement that was uncalled for: that the military was ready to take over when asked to. Probably, he was like another young politician who was more than eager to put on the military uniform. Let me inform the general public as it is my duty to do so, that the King has declared Emergency FIVE times in Malaysia, yet not once was the military asked to take over. It was always the police that was put in charge with the military assisting when required. The duty to preserve public order lies with the police, and not with any other organisation.

THE STADIUM

When granted an audience with the King, it was suggested that a stadium be used to hold the rally. This would have been the best course of action to achieve the objective, and that was to hold a rally, explain to the masses what was being demanded, then representatives of BERSIH 2.0 present those demands to the King. However, had the memo been given to the King during the meeting itself, there would not have been any need for any rally.

The government should have allowed the organisers to use Stadium Merdeka, or Stadium Shah Alam as offered by the Menteri Besar of Selangor, with proper planning and coordination with the police, disruption to traffic would be minimised.

In addition, calls a few days prior by political leaders representing the opposition for BERSIH to gather at three separate venues, then march to the stadium was further seen as an incitement to cause public disorder, as a march was the very thing the police was against. This, too, was seen by the general public that BERSIH 2.0 was not apolitical.

SUMMARY

To sum it all up, the handling of the BERSIH 2.0 issue was riddled with flaws starting with the organisers not going to the court for a judicial review, the Elections Commission not engaging the public since BERSIH 1.0 to explain on the improvements made to the elections system; an opportunity they had since 2008. The presence of opposition party leaders made BERSIH 2.0 looked partisan, and BERSIH 2.0 lost its clout as a neutral organisation.

If I may go back to my previous postings, freedom of assembly only exists in so far as no individual laws are broken; and that right to assemble is subject to conditions including national security, public safety, prevention of disorder, protection of health or morals, and the protection of rights and freedom of others.

And may I reiterate for the last time, I am not a lawyer.

A Clean Assembly – Part Three

In this part, I shall embark on discussing with myself the way the government handled the BERSIH 2.0 situation.

So it has been reported today that the EO6 or PSM6 depending on how you look at them, will be charged on 3rd August 2011 for being in possession of, and distributing subversive materials. Therefore, I shall address this issue before embarking on other issues relating to how the government handled the whole BERSIH 2.0 issue.

The PSM members were caught by the police distributing subversive materials (read: communist) several days before the BERSIH 2.0 rally. They were held under the Emergency (Public Order and Prevention of Crime) Ordinance, 1969. Personally, I do not think it was the correct Act used to put them in detention. A more appropriate Act would have been the Internal Security Act, 1960. The alledge crime committed was too serious to just use the Emergency (Public Order and Prevention of Crime) Ordinance; furthermore, there were more than one person that the police needed to investigate, and the process would have taken longer than just a few days or weeks. They would need to check their background, their links, contacts etc to determine if the whole network could be taken down. Section 29(1) of the Internal Security Act, 1960 would have covered the necessity to detain the six, while Section 29(3)(a)(b)(c) of the same Act would have sufficed in determining the nature of their offence. Section 29(4) further explains that “every subversive document shall be presumed to be a subversive document until the contrary is proved.”

The PSM6 should, as required by law, have immediately surrendered the “subversive documents” to the Police. This is stated in Section 29(2) of the Internal Security Act, 1960, among which states that:

“Any person or any office bearer of any association or any responsible member or agent of any organisation who receives any subversive document shall deliver the same without delay to a police officer…”

I can only guess why the government did not use the ISA on the PSM6; and my guess is whoever made the decision was either misinformed, ill-advised, pussy-footed, not well-versed, and even wanting to be populists. However, those are my guesses. The real reason remains with the authorities in concern.

If at any time then the authorities had felt that the use of the ISA would have been an overkill (which I personally do not), then holding them under the Societies Act, 1966 would have sufficed. Whoever advised the Home Minister should have known that Sections 47 and 48 of this Act cover the alledged offences, as the Communist Party of Malaya remains an unlawful society.

Whatever it is, the government should have allowed the police to hold the six much longer (the Inspector-General of Police has at his discretion the authority to hold them under the Emergency (POPO) Ordinance 1969 for 30 days. Allow the police to do their job properly so justice could be served to all parties involved, including to the six as well as to their family members.

It looks like this posting on the EO6 alone have taken up so much blog space. I guess I will have to continue in another blog posting.

A Clean Assembly – Part Two

If I may recap what I had written in Part One of this series (A Clean Assembly – Part One), the right to assemble is NOT an absolute right, nor has it been guaranteed by Article 10 (1) of the Federal Constitution. In fact, the same right, as provided for in Article 20 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, has its limitations set as provided for by Article 29 (2) of the same. It reads:

In the exercise of his rights and freedoms, everyone shall be subject only to such limitations as are determined by law solely for the purpose of securing due recognition and respect for the rights and freedoms of others and of meeting the just requirements of morality, public order and the general welfare in a democratic society.

In drafting Article 29(2), the United Nations recognised that for every right and fundamental liberty granted to every human being, there would be a competing right of others that includes the society or state in which that person lives. Therefore, what BERSIH supporters see as their fundamental right to march, is actually limited by the right of road users whom had paid the tax to use the roads involved. The wishes of the majority who may or may not support the want to march to express; and these are the considerations the judicial review would have had to take, had BERSIH went to court to challenge the police’s refusal to issue a rally permit.

One should remember that Article 29 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights demands countries to balance these competing rights, on one side wanting recognition of their cause, and the limitations provided by the law solely for the purpose of securing due recognition and respect for the rights and freedom of others opposing, by meeting the requirements of national security, public order, public moral and public health and welfare. Public in this context refers to the others who do not join or support such cause.

As a person from the outside looking in, with BERSIH’s high profile individuals such as Ambiga Sreevasan, Edmund Bon et al, they should have known that a judicial review is needed for them to justify their claim to their right under Article 10 (1). However, in view of their failure to exercise that option gives me no choice other than to assume that it was an act of mala fide . Maximum publicity was the real intent.

Of course, as in any other rally, there will be culprits bent on causing havoc; as evident in a video shown of a politician riding on the BERSIH platform doing a countdown before charging towards the police line in the hope that the police would do something drastic to them, and these events are captured especially by the foreign media. This is where the history of such rally and of its organisers must be investigated thoroughly by the police and the judicial review in determining the clear and present danger, and incitement tests.

In Part Three, I shall write about the conduct of the government, the police, and of the six members of the Socialist Party of Malaysia arrested under the Emergency Ordinance.

A Clean Assembly – Part One

I am not a lawyer.

I have never disputed the right to assemble by any one person or by a group. What I have been disputing is the fact that some uninformed or misinformed individuals have been abusing Article (10) of the Federal Constitution, as well as Article 20 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights on the right to assemble. To me, BERSIH on its own could have been well-received had it not been for its association with political parties representing the opposition, and a series of threats to public order made by its organisers added to the imbroglio.

Now, what went wrong, if any did at all?

Ambiga declared the march to be held on 9th July 2011. What should have (did it, I wouldn’t know) followed is the application for a rally permit, venue, route to be taken if there is a need to march, and so on. One must remember, the right to assemble is provided for in Article 10 (1) of the Federal Constitution of Malaysia. However, if you were to read that particular paragraph carefully, it begins like this:

Subject to clauses (2), (3) and (4), everyone has the right to freedom of speech and expression; have the right to assemble without arms; and the right to form associations. Clauses (2), (3) and (4) of the Article provides the limitations to those rights: they must not be a threat to national security, public order, public moral and public health.

Based on these limitations, the police, in the spirit of the law, should award the permit based on the details given by the permit applicant. Any dispute, then the applicant should take it to the courts for a judicial review, in which the court will then hear out the pros and cons of having the rally. In the US, two tests are applied to this stage of process: the Clear and Present Danger test; and the Incitement test.

The court will then find a remedy (a compromise if you must) on the matter. If judgement is made to allow the rally to go on, then the organisers would have to provide marshalls, routes, rules to be followed and so on. This matter should have been handled as per the recommendation for the Red Lion Square disorder of 1974 by Lord Justice Scarman. He said:

‘…’The right (to demonstrate) of course exists, subject only to limits required by the need for good order and the passage of traffic…’

Did the organisers of the march take the police’s objection to court? The answer as we all know is a simple but deafening NO.

OR-CARE! Part 2

Engkorang mesti ingat aku dah hilang pening aku dengan OR-CARE!. Siapa yang tak tahu siapa atau apa tu, pergi baca dulu yang tu, baru baca balik yang ni.

OR-CARE ni ada perangai pelik. Kadang-kadang dia bertudung, kadang-kadang dia tak bertudung. Ikut suka hati dia. Pagi semalam, bini aku turun ke toilet bawah pukul 6 pagi, OR-CARE ada kat dalam tu…BERTUDUNG PENUH! Aku tak faham yang tu. Kenapa kena bertudung bila dalam bilik air. Engkorang ingat yang tu pelik? Kadang-kadang dia duduk kat luar rumah pun pakai tudung jugak. Apa nak hairan? DIA PAKAI TUDUNG TAPI SELUAR DIA PENDEK! Aku kengkadang reverse kereta takut accident sebab takut ketawa terbahak-bahak tengok dia lepas tu langgar kereta orang! Kadang-kadang tu dia duduk kat luar langsung tak bertudung. Tapi tidur nanti BERTUDUNG PENUH! Korang pikir la!

Dia masih lagi bercakap dalam bahasa alien dia. Aku sampai ke sudah tak faham apa yang dia cakap, atau sama ada dia sedang bercakap dengan aku atau dengan orang lain, atau dia bercakap sorang-sorang. Banyak kali aku terkena bila ke dapur dia terus bersuara, padahal batang hidung pun tak nampak sebab aku di dry kitchen, dia di wet kitchen. Bila aku tanya apa dia yang dia cuba nak sampaikan, dia akan cakap tak berhenti dalam bahasa alien dia. Aku dah belah nak naik ke bilik pun aku dengar dia bercakap lagi dalam nada yang sama, seolah-olah aku masih ada tercegat kat situ nak dengar apa dia cakap.

Tadi lepas makan malam, aku ke dapur nak basuh tangan. Kebetulan dia tengah basuh pinggan. Jadi aku pun beritahu la dia aku nak basuh tangan. Dia nampak tangan aku penuh dengan bekas makanan. Dia pun ketepi nak kasi aku laluan. Aku baru je nak letak tangan aku, DIA TUTUP PAIP AIR TU! KEJADAHNYA?

Satu lagi yang aku pening, bila aku balik dari buat groceries, buka je pintu fridge tu, mesti penuh. Especially kat freezer. Benda tak banyak. Tapi dia akan susun semua benda sebelah-menyebelah. Kalau ada 5 bungkus burger kat dalam freezer tu, dia susun semua bungkusan tu sebelah-menyebelah. Bukannya stack atas bawah. Sebab tu bila tanya dia kalau barang ada lagi ke tidak, dia akan jawab fridge tu penuh lagi dengan barang makanan. Hakikatnya, barang dah nak habis atau dah habis pun.

Dalam the first posting pasal dia, aku dah sebut dia tak reti baca. Itu aku dah boleh accept. Tapi sampai tak kenal rupa bungkusan tu dengan warna lain-lain, rupa lain-lain, itu satu lagi yang aku tak faham. Kawan kitorang, Spena, bawak Durian Pancake dari Medan. Kitorang simpan dalam fridge. Benda tu dalam kotak plastik siap berbungkus dengan kertas, memang tak nak orang bukak sebab kitorang nak melantak. Dalam fridge tu ada popiah berbungkus jugak.

Satu petang, dia nak goreng popiah. Dia ambik bungkusan durian pancake tu, buka, dan GORENG KESEMUANYA! Yang bestnya, dia pernah goreng popiah dari bungkusan popiah tu. So, aku tak faham kenapa dia tak ambik bungkusan popiah yang lain gila rupanya, dan yang dia pernah buka, untuk goreng? So, dia goreng la durian pancake! Bila anak aku tegur kata itu durian pancake, dia kata,

“Bukan! Ini popiah sudah mau basi jadi mesti dihabiskan cepat.”

Anak aku kata semerbak bau durian, tapi dia masukkan kesemua durian pancake tu ke dalam kuali.

Dia bawak la benda tu ke depan. Bini aku tak tau nak mengamuk ke, nak menangis ke, atau nak ketawa. Aku pun pegang la satu…aku tengok ada bintik-bintik hijau kat durian pancake goreng tu. Aku ingatkan daun sup. Rupanya, kertas wrapper pancake tu yang ada bintik bunga hijau halus. DIA GORENG DENGAN WRAPPER SEKALI!

So, aku harap engkorang faham la kenapa aku masih pening dengan si OR-CARE ni.

PENING!

Chow Ah Beng

Chow Ah Beng

Yesterday evening I received an E-mail from Group Corporate Communications Department inviting me to lunch with the Group CEO next Thursday. Several others were invited as well.

To: Undisclosed Receipients

Dear All,

Dato’ Mxxxxxxx Mxxxxxxx, our Group CEO would like to invite you for a lunch session. The details as below:

Venue : TBC

Date : 30 June 2011

Time : 12.30 – 2.00pm

Your attendance is required. Kindly RSVP by 10.00am, 27 June 2011 by replying to this email.

Thank you and best regards,

Sxxxxxx Zxxxxx

Group Corporate Communications Department

So I immediately replied:

To: Undisclosed Receipients

Dear Sxxxxxx,

Thank you for the invite.

I accept the invitation and shall attend.

Best regards,

Capt John F SeaDemon
QHSE Manager
Kxxxxxx Mxxxxx Drilling

“Know safety, no pain. No safety, know pain”

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device via Vodafone-Celcom Mobile.

This morning, one Chow Ah Beng replied:

To: Undisclosed Receipients

Dear Sxxxxxx,

Thank you for the invitation. I will attend.

The venue is at TBC, where is it located at ?

Thank you.

Best regard

Cxxxx Hxx Kxxxx

WHADDAFARK????

A Moment of Aberration

Lately, it seems, some people in Malaysia have been preoccupied with pigs’ DNA and ensuring that you have the skills to satisfy a bull elephant in order to keep your husband in check. If you notice the title to this post, it may make you wonder a little.

The story of how lard is found in gelatin that makes up the ingredients of ice-creams in Malaysia can be traced (as far as my memory goes) as far back as 1979 when, being in a hostel surrounded by friends whom had wanted to get it right religious-wise, and having an old boy of the college as the President of the Muslim Youth Association of Malaysia, flyers depiciting the percentage of lard in ice-creams started flying around. Being young, your mind is most easily corrupted influenced. No one then actually challenged the findings, accepting them as the authenticated authority.

Sadly, in the Internet age, people still behave as they did back then. There is so much information cloud flying around in the world wide web for people to verify and authenticate information with, but they just refuse to do so. Not that they don’t, but they choose to believe what they want to believe without being objective about it; refusing to go further than obtaining information from the sources they prefer to believe to be true – be it about pigs’ DNA in, more famously nowadays, Starbucks’s coffee, and IKEA Malaysia’s meatballs.

Sometimes, I wonder where has simplicity in Islam as a way of life has gone? Slowly, those sitting in those chairs administrating the religion are behaving like the Jewish rabbis 100 years into the Common Era; advocating Mishnash and dictating how one should live their life, more often than not, without making reference to the Torah. The words of the rabbis became things inscribed in stone for the Jews, much like how words of the Imams or Ulama nowadays influence over the Muslim population. In the end, we look up at these people as if they have divine status, forgoing God as the Ultimate Being, so much so that Islam is no longer simple, nor is it user-friendly and attractive.

The DNA of pigs would be everywhere we go. In the rivers that make up the water we drink; on the utensils we use; on the handrails of the escalator or the pole inside the LRT trains; on the money that we use – we can use whatever filtration process but there is no guarantee a pig’s DNA will not end up on our hands – even in Saudi Arabia for that matter. So, just go back to basics. Even the former Mufti of Perlis said that as long as the food served was halal, there should be no worries about consuming it, adding that some Muslims were known to have reservations using cups, plates and other utensils in non-Muslim homes. He expressed his disappointment with the prevalence of the misconception, which he described as rubbish.

“I am disappointed with such interpretations of Islam. The religion urges us to think; it heightens our intelligence. But these opinions only make a person less than intelligent .”

Somehow, Muslims especially Malays are lazy at thinking. Which is why we’re always finding ourselves in trouble, or creating trouble for others.

Like I mentioned, this is my moment of aberration – digressing from the norm to speak about things others may not like. But this is me.

The Lazy Husband

I wanted to blog about this yesterday but I felt so burnt out after office that I just crashed myself onto the bed the moment I arrived home. It’s a compelling issue that has been playing on my mind for a few days now that I thought I should pen it down as soon as I can before it ends up as one of those countless drafts I have on this blog.

Anyway, Arnold Schwarzenegger is a lazy husband. He is so lazy he didn’t leave home to have an affair!

Lazy Husbands exist. My wife had a lazy husband for 7 years before deciding she;d had enough of being the sole breadwinner in the family; feeding not just the kids, but the husband too. Ontop of that, she had to fork out for the groceries, pay the car’s monthly installments, finance his “teh tarik” sessions with “potential clients“, working her butt off while he lazes at home busy on the Playstation.

Anyway, what prompted me to write on this topic is because of what happened to me a few days back. It concerns a “kakak” from a different subsidiary whom I have hardly spoken to, but suddenly approached me at my office asking to lend her some money. It wasn’t a small amount. When told I do not have that kind of money to spare, she left, looking for other “victims” to borrow from.

I didn’t know anything about her until some of my staff members saw her approach me. Apparently according to them, her husband doesn’t work. Not because he is disabled, but because he is just plain lazy. He would portray himself as a successful businessman, but in reality beats his wife up if she doesn’t give him money to spend. They have two children, staying in a double-storey terraced house near Rawang that she’s paying for. She commutes by train to work daily while he drives around Rawang and wherever else in the car that she pays for monthly. She has been borrowing here to cover for the previous loan there. I understand now why my boss’s secretary has been asking her to cater for our office’s small do’s – she can cook well. I think if she were to cook nasi lemak for the husband to sell on a daily basis, they would make at least RM100 per day; that would be more than enough to supplement her income to feed her family and the lazy husband as well.

Of course the husband would have none of that – he does not want to be seen doing odd jobs or jobs that look petty in his eyes.

Deeper probing have revealed that other managers have lend her money before, some up to three years ago, which she has yet to settle. And the amount runs into five-figures, almost triple my gross salary. The problem doesn’t just lie in him as the lazy husband, but in her with her denial syndrome as well. Any talk about asking her husband to look for a job would be met with the usual response, “My husband is a good businessman.”

I certainly feel nobody should lend her anymore money. If she does not want to help herself by either asking the husband to get a job, by her getting out of the marriage to save her future and that of her kids, then she does not deserve help.

As for this kakak, I just wish her well and hope one day her husband will knock some senses into her head – literally.

Wasabbi

I am a non-conformist by nature, an anti-establishment when I was a lot younger. In the UK back in the 1980s, I was very much anti-Thatcher and initially supported the cause of the socialist Arthur Scargill and the National Union of Mineworkers during the Miners’ Strike of 1984-85. All that until one day, someone senior woke me up with these words:

A democratically-elected government will not do something unpopular without reasons that would benefit the people

Whether you want to believe in the above or not, is not for me to say, nor do I want you to debate over that particular quote. You either take it, or you leave it.

During my Officer Cadet days I was taught to question orders, not blindly, but by analyzing the logic of an order. I carry this with me until now, I question everything I find illogical. This has put me at odds with some people, especially when it comes to questions on religion.

I find the approach taken by Muslims towards Islam as rigid and totally unfriendly. The problem arises when people who do not fully understand the concept of the religion take it upon them to become the guardian of the religion, guardian of God, so on and so forth. They do things without full comprehension of the dalil (reason or argument) behind things, and what is the history behind the ayats (verses) inside the Quran. They hold books written by Imams and ‘Alims as God’s words inscribed in stone, rather than as mere interpretations by fellow mortals.

Most of all, they fail to use the one thing that God asked us to use which is the ‘Aqli (power of thinking):

And We gave him (back) his people and doubled their number― as a Grace from Ourselves, and a thing for commemoration, for all who have Understanding (al-Quran 38:43)

My approach to Islam is simple. God did not give us this religion and the Quran to trouble us, give us problems etc:

We have not sent down the Qur’an to thee to be (an occasion) for thy distress (al-Quran 20:2)

Therefore, there are lots of things which I deemed as bid’ah (inventions) that are unnecessary and confusing, especially to the non-Muslims. So, I go back to basics. I follow what is inside the Quran as my guide, and the aHadith as-Sahih (sayings and traditions of Muhammad) where the Quran is silent. What I do or don’t do of what is obliged of me is purely between God and I, and not for anyone else to judge – unless if I have plans to lead the country. And because of the above, I have, on occasions been labeled as a Wahabbi.

I’m sorry to disappoint those who label me; but I do not subscribe to one sect as the rest do. Each sect says theirs is the best: so whose Islam is the best? I would rather leave it up to God to deal with that. So, while I would hold on to Islam as my belief, do not expect me to run around burning Israeli flag or demonstrate against those who ridicule Allah because I am just a mortal and Allah is the Supreme Being. I doubt if He needs any help if He can wipe out this whole world just by “breathing.”

But I will continue to whack those who use religion to serve their self-interest; and those who continue to make Islam ridiculous in the eyes of non-believers.

So, I’ll create my own sect that reflects my pungent and fiery attacks towards ragheads: WASABBI

The Alpha and The Omega

Pada suatu hari, ada seorang pakcik. Pakcik ni kerja berkebun. Tiap-tiap pagi, dia dengan anak dara dia akan bawak sayur-sayur ke pasar tani dan jual. Duit yang diorang dapat, diorang beli bahan untuk dapur, macam beras, kentang, bawang dan sebagainya. Duit baki pakcik ni akan serahkan kepada anak dara dia untuk disimpan.

Satu hari, lepas dah beli barang dapur, diorang pun berjalanlah balik ke rumah. Tak semena-mena ada 4 orang perompak yang bersenjatakan sepucuk shotgun dan kapak telah merompak mereka. Habis semua benda diorang ambik. Pakcik tu teramatlah sedih, lalu sambil menangis beliau berkata kepada anak dara beliau:

“Apalah nasib kita ni? Kenapa orang nak rompak orang miskin macam kita? Habis barang-barang dapur untuk mak kau masak dah tak ada. Duit kita pun tak ada.”

Anak dara pakcik ni pun pujuklah pakcik ni:

“Jangan risau, Pak. Duit kita ada lagi.”

Terkejut beruk pakcik tu, lantas bertanya:

“Kau simpan kat mana duit baki tadi?”

Anak dara pakcik tu pun membesarkan kangkangnya dan menyelukkan tangannya ke dalam cipapnya lalu mengeluarkan segenggam duit:

“Ni dia, Pak. Duit baki kita!”

Bila terlihat kesemua duit baki tadi terselamat, lagi kuatlah meraung pakcik kita ni tadi. Hairan anak dara pakcik tu melihat bapanya.

“Duit ada, Pak! Duit tak hilang! Kenapa bapak menangis lagi kuat?”

Sambil menghempas-hempaskan badannya ke atas tanah dan menumbuk-numbuk tanah sambil meraung, pakcik menjawab:

“Kalau aku tau aku bawak mak engkau! Boleh simpan guni beras sekali!”

And that makes me wonder where can that goddamned Omega wristwatch be…