My 8-year old stepson, Ali, wanted to send a message to his mother one night while Wifey and I were out having dinner. Apparently, he had run out of his prepaid balance and kept getting the same error message saying he had insufficient balance.
Telco: You have insufficient airtime balance. Please reload your prepaid account. For credit advance info, just type Advance Help & send to 99999.
Ali: Than I kick your butt
Telco: You have insufficient airtime balance. Please reload your prepaid account. For credit advance info, just type Advance Help & send to 99999.
Ali: Quiet!!!
Telco: You have insufficient airtime balance. Please reload your prepaid account. For credit advance info, just type Advance Help & send to 99999.
Ali: You die.
SeaDemon Says 
Haaaaaaaaahahahahaha! Aduih kelaka si Ali ni! Hahahaaha *gelak golek2*