I wrote this when I was doing the ‘D’ on the Porcelain Throne just now. This is for Wifey, and it’s called “Because You’re My Wife.
I write this because you’re my wife
Sometimes in the morning you forget to kiss me
But I know you can’t always please me
Because you’re my wifeThere are times that you get grumpy
But I try not to feel all lumpy
Because you’re my wifeYou steal the blanket sometimes at night
But to me that is funny and quite alright
Because you’re my wifeAnd sometimes you’d fart in your sleep
I smile even though the smell makes me weep
Because you’re my wifeDespite some shortfalls and come what may
I’ll love you forever, not just today
Because you’re my wifeJohn F SeaDemon
The master toilet of Villa 6A
Swiss Garden Damai Laut,
Lumut, Perak
26th July 2009
I love you, Baby!
SeaDemon Says 
Awww so sweet!
Ok..the farting part is fictional kan, Sayang? Especially the making you weep bit… Heheheheh….
Love you to bits. Although you let out killer farts too.
Awwwwhhhhhhhh… sweet.
Very Cute and Funny Poem. Made me feel better today 🙂
i like it. simple and straight to the point. hahahahahaha