Cheese Cake

My wife sent me a message asking me to buy some cream cheese for dinner tonight. I responded by asking her how does the package look like.

“I’m sure you’ve never bought cream cheese before,” she wrote on her message to me.

“Nope,” I replied.

“I’m sure your ex’s have never made you a cheese cake,” she asked.

“Cheese Cake? Never,” I replied. “One makes CORN CAKE with other people while the other makes cheese in her mouth and down there.”