Apa La Lagi Si Jongos Ni? – Part Two

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I arrived home in the evening to the sound of my daughter Fazira and stepdaughter Iqa quarreling with the maid. The two girls were pointing out how stupid it was for her to agree to the price of the durians she’d bought for my stepson. Apparently, a lorry laden with durian came by the house and offered to sell some durians. My stepson, Alim, immediately jumped with joy and called for my maid. She asked for three. The guy on the lorry took the opportunity to con her by charging, what was it? RM170 for all three durians supposedly based on his weigh? I couldn’t believe my ears when I heard of the ridiculous amount she had paid for the durians. The problem was, she herself felt that it was overpriced, but paid anyhow.

When asked why did she pay that much when she knew it was overpriced, she gave Alim’s craving for the durian as a reason. I told her that she could have waited for me to come back home before making stupid decisions like that. I also told her how dangerous it was for her to even go out for a peek; the man could have held Alim at knifepoint and his cohorts could have rushed into the house to do harm, and that is not something that has never been experienced by this family. It was only 3 years ago this month that our previous house was broken into by 4 Indonesian men armed with a crowbar, parangs and knives at around 5.45am. Has she forgotten that experience? Furthermore, just three nights ago there was an attempt to break into my daughter’s friend’s house.

She knew these.

Bloody simple common sense, and even that she was not capable of thinking.

How can I ever leave my children alone and not worry?

Rina Sings A Sad Song

Rina sang a sad song at Lima Puluh Satu, but it wasn’t Rina who was the star attraction. It was the background dancer – Aiz!

Ever Wondered?

1. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

3. Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

5. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

6. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

7. Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

8. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near
miss? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit?

9. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

10. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

11. Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

12. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

13. Why does an alarm clock go off when it begins ringing?

14. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

15. Why is it called a building when it is already built?

16. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

17. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

18. How can someone draw a blank?

19. Why are they called stands when they’re made for sitting?

20. How do you know it’s an ENDLESS LOOP?

Happy Teachers Day

This is a dedication to all the teachers, retired teachers, teachers whom have passed on…may God bless you for your tireless effort and dedication. My teachers from Primary through Secondary schools(forgive me if there are those whom I have left out):

SK St John’s (1)

Darjah 1 Kuning – Mrs Rahim (I had to excel because she was my mother’s college-mate at the Teachers Training College in Kota Bharu)
Darjah 2 Kuning – I cannot remember her name or how she looked like, but my friends and I called her Cikgu Dayang Bunting because she was pregnant for most of the year and was then on maternity leave.
Darjah 3 Merah – Puan Sharifah Zainab (garang gila…pukul kepala orang with her high-heels)
Darjah 4 Merah – Tengku Sharifah Nor (probably the best primary school teacher I had)
Darjah 5 Merah – Mr Yap (funny but strict – cool guy)
Darjah 6 Merah – Mr Tan Kham Peng (did not teach us much because we had sat for our Assessment Exams the previous year)

Malay College Kuala Kangsar

Mr Amirthalingam
Ustaz Rahman
Ustaz Md Yusof Ismail (Allahyarham – my Ahmad House foster father – maybe I was setan, but I scored A1 in my Agama Islam subject for both SRP and SPM, tulis Jawi lagi, okay?)
Cikgu Mustapha (Arts)
Cikgu Mustafa Ishak
Mr Leong Chee Seng(Add Maths)
Mr Loh Teik Sze (Mod Maths)
Cikgu Sazali (Gary Gnu)
Cikgu Rahim Buszhak
Mr Pang
Mr Ooi (Biology)
Mr “ABU” Toh Ah Huat (Chemistry)
Alamak…I forgot the Physics teacher’s name
Mr Tony Ng (Mod Maths)
Mr Tan (Md Maths)
Mr Nadarajah
Mr Purushotnam Panicker (PE)
Cikgu Wahab Pirate (Allahyarham – he looked like Mat Sentul in the movie ‘Mat Lanun’ and had one eye sepet – very the lanun)

Royal Latin Grammmar School

Mrs Metcalf – somewhat racist: asked me where I learnt English. My reply was: “On the plane on the way here.”

Mr Creasy – strict guy, very devout Christian; used to say very English stuff like, “I would like to see your assignments handed in to me by four o’clock prompt.” And I would go, “Is that a C prompt he’s talking about?”

Mr Tad Newton – very cool and fun guy who taught us Geography, Geology and Meterology; great jazz player with his own jazz band that played at the Swindon and Marlborough Jazz Festivals. He and I would always bump into each other in the Ladies and I’d go, Oh, shit, Mr Newton. I’m sorry, I didn’t know you go to the Ladies too!”

New Song, Old Mentality

UMNO revealed a new anthem yesterday during the celebration of its 62nd anniversary. In his speech, Pak Lah as party president asked every member to fight for the cause of not only the malays, but of the other races as well.

Timely? I don’t think. But it is better late than never. This statement is applicable to all political parties and politicians.

Politicians represent their respective political party when they are with the party. They put forward the party’s ideology, and in the manner of direct selling, the one who sells better, gets more customers. Political parties, like multi-level marketing or direct-selling companies, have to sell their product (ideas). The only difference is the winning political party gets to form a government, be it at state or the federal level. Once they form a government, then they no longer represent a party, but they become the servants of, not just those who elected them, but also those who live within the jurisdiction of their executive powers. I purposely added the word ‘executive’ there to remind all that that is all the power does. To execute the mandate and trust of the people; not to become powerful.

Pak Lah talks about the relevance of UMNO to the malays; to me Pak Lah is still in a state of denial, that is my humble opinion. Many of the malays who form a bulk of UMNO members, and those who voted for UMNO, voted against UMNO during the last general elections. Sincerely, Pak Lah has to step down. There should not be any talk of power transfer to a deputy. Let the party members decide that. Pak Lah should remember that the central working committee and the members of the working committee, are all administering the party on behalf of the members: the party is not some monarchical institution where democracy does not exist – and denigrating those who do not conform to the “norm” or “mainstream” should not be allowed in the party. It is better, as I have been saying since 2004, for me and other non-conformists to dissent within the party, than to do so without. But dissenting does not mean one is against the party; it only means that as a member of the party, I exercise my democratic right to speak out – and that my views should be looked at seriously, not in the negative manner, not to be scoffed, but to be taken in point to be included in the whole general discussion.

Today, YAB Tuan Lim Guan Eng, the Chief Minister of Pulau Pinang, has announced that a senior Penang UMNO member, have agreed to hold an office as appointed by the State Government. Seriously, like in the case of former VP of Gerakan, Datuk Lee Kah Choon, this should not be looked at negatively. One of the reason people vote is for the betterment of things – improving of things, a better way of life. I fail to understand why did the leadership of the BN, Gerakan in particular, had to view this appointment so negatively. When the BN had the chance to play a role, to be represented in a state it lost badly, it chose to remain incalcitrant and become a sore loser, by asking Kah Choon to toe the line or face party punishment. Kah Choon probably thought of the best for the people of Penang and carried on with accepting the appointment, and had to resign from Gerakan in order to be able to work.

Let me just ask a question: what about those thousands of BN supporters, office holders, who now work in the various state governments’ agencies, especially in those 5 states now controlled by PR? Do they have to give up their job? Or should they, too, resign from the party?

Wake up! If we want to serve the people, it doesn’t matter where or on which platform, as long as there is a legitimate platform where we can channel aid and development to the people at large. Working with a PR-held government does not mean that you are a traitor to the party. You are only a traitor if you leave your party and join the opposition, or if you work with the opposition against your party. We must always recognise that the states’ government of Penang, Kedah, Kelantan, Perak and Selangor, are all chosen by the people. Now that they are there, they no longer represent the party, as the people have chosen them to work for the people. The government is by the people, for the people – if you have forgotten historical quotes that is.

Pak Lah should really go. Now…not later. Let members of the party decide the path the party should take, and whether rehabilitation of the party is to take place, it should be decided by its members. How can there be talk of succession when party elections is around the corner? It can only mean that people, the party presidents and the sycophants have refused to acknowledge reality, and is still of want of power to cling on to. Why?

I cringed when I cast my votes on March 8th; luckily for me, my candidates of choice are all from MCA, knowing that if the BN won then, certain buffoons and their cohorts would be gloating and bragging even more.

In a way, I am glad BN got the punishing, and those chosen to administer UMNO (they are not leaders – they are just administrators as given in a proviso of the UMNO constitution) on behalf of its members have only themselves to be blamed – not the party members.

MPs, ADUNs – you are our servants. You jump when we tell you to.

Don’t you ever forget that!

Chow Down – Sushi Nite Again

It was Sushi Nite again…all because of Rainmaker who missed the last one. It was also to celebrate Yummy Baby‘s youngest’s 3rd birthday. This round friends made new friends, and I got to meet DNAS, who appeared with hubby and kids, for the first time. Neomesuff and hubby came as well. Thanks all who were there: Neomesuff and hubby, DNAS and hubby, Dalie, Renek, Hana, Fin, Batman, Mas Rina, Spena, Oja a.k.a Ratu Jamu, Ida and kids, and, of course – Rainmaker.

Next round: LIMA PULUH SATU.

Nasi Goreng Kornet
Nasi Goreng Kornet

Sushi
Sushi

Cum Biscuits
Cum Biscuits

Black Pepper Roast Chicken
Black Pepper Roast Chicken

Cocktail sausages
Koter Anjing Panas

Potato salad
Potato Salad

Dips
Dips

Komar
The guy the reason sushi was made this time – Rainmaker

When can I ever lose weight and waistline?

Estima Or Alphard?

I am currently driving a Naza Ria 2.5 GS. Nice, powerful, and yes, I race in it too (my Saga is getting a bit old for racing…not worried about the engine….just worried about the whole chassis integrity at 170kmh).

The Naza Ria, is now getting a bit old. This July it will be 4 years since I bought it. Even the NazaKia outlet than sold it to me has been closed – a long time ago. It’s done 11x,xxx kms, all 4 bearings have been replaced. Engine mountings need to be replaced as well. So it is time for it to have a new owner.

My question now, which I may need your input, is: should I get the racy looking Toyota Estima 2.4:

Toyota Estima 2.4

Or, the transformer-like Toyota Alphard 2.4:

Toyota Alphard 2.4

The Alphard is a lot more spacious than the Estima is.

Like the Naza Ria, I’m going to buy this cash. No, I don’t go to Dubai via First Class. I just do not like to owe banks money, even if I do not have much.

Your feedbacks, please.

Before I Forget In 2 Days Time

To all the mothers who still read this blog, especially DNAS, Cincin, Liverpool Babe, Betch Club President, SeaDiamond, Meandmylife, wanshana, neomesuff, Fid, Maz, Michelle, Prissy a.k.a Podgykat, Zieta, Lia, srazlin, lucei, Gee, Janet, Angel, Aishah, rozie, Bad, Q, Ame, Esther, Daa – be the great mother that you all are. To Yummy Baby, it’s a tough job handling the kids singlehandedly but I think you are a superb mom and I love you lots and more. To the one who carried me for at least 40 weeks, and lost one 3-year old 40 days before I was born, I love you, Mak. I may not be the one you are happy with, and neither am I happy with the situation I am in right now, if I have to live my life all over again, I wouldn’t want it any different – I am thankful to you and God for who I am today.

May God bestow upon you all, His blessings and protection, so you can all have the strength to continue to fulfill your duties as a mother.

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

Happy Mother's Day