Ever Wondered?

1. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

3. Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

5. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

6. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

7. Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

8. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near
miss? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit?

9. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

10. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

11. Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

12. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

13. Why does an alarm clock go off when it begins ringing?

14. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

15. Why is it called a building when it is already built?

16. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

17. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

18. How can someone draw a blank?

19. Why are they called stands when they’re made for sitting?

20. How do you know it’s an ENDLESS LOOP?

Happy Teachers Day

This is a dedication to all the teachers, retired teachers, teachers whom have passed on…may God bless you for your tireless effort and dedication. My teachers from Primary through Secondary schools(forgive me if there are those whom I have left out):

SK St John’s (1)

Darjah 1 Kuning – Mrs Rahim (I had to excel because she was my mother’s college-mate at the Teachers Training College in Kota Bharu)
Darjah 2 Kuning – I cannot remember her name or how she looked like, but my friends and I called her Cikgu Dayang Bunting because she was pregnant for most of the year and was then on maternity leave.
Darjah 3 Merah – Puan Sharifah Zainab (garang gila…pukul kepala orang with her high-heels)
Darjah 4 Merah – Tengku Sharifah Nor (probably the best primary school teacher I had)
Darjah 5 Merah – Mr Yap (funny but strict – cool guy)
Darjah 6 Merah – Mr Tan Kham Peng (did not teach us much because we had sat for our Assessment Exams the previous year)

Malay College Kuala Kangsar

Mr Amirthalingam
Ustaz Rahman
Ustaz Md Yusof Ismail (Allahyarham – my Ahmad House foster father – maybe I was setan, but I scored A1 in my Agama Islam subject for both SRP and SPM, tulis Jawi lagi, okay?)
Cikgu Mustapha (Arts)
Cikgu Mustafa Ishak
Mr Leong Chee Seng(Add Maths)
Mr Loh Teik Sze (Mod Maths)
Cikgu Sazali (Gary Gnu)
Cikgu Rahim Buszhak
Mr Pang
Mr Ooi (Biology)
Mr “ABU” Toh Ah Huat (Chemistry)
Alamak…I forgot the Physics teacher’s name
Mr Tony Ng (Mod Maths)
Mr Tan (Md Maths)
Mr Nadarajah
Mr Purushotnam Panicker (PE)
Cikgu Wahab Pirate (Allahyarham – he looked like Mat Sentul in the movie ‘Mat Lanun’ and had one eye sepet – very the lanun)

Royal Latin Grammmar School

Mrs Metcalf – somewhat racist: asked me where I learnt English. My reply was: “On the plane on the way here.”

Mr Creasy – strict guy, very devout Christian; used to say very English stuff like, “I would like to see your assignments handed in to me by four o’clock prompt.” And I would go, “Is that a C prompt he’s talking about?”

Mr Tad Newton – very cool and fun guy who taught us Geography, Geology and Meterology; great jazz player with his own jazz band that played at the Swindon and Marlborough Jazz Festivals. He and I would always bump into each other in the Ladies and I’d go, Oh, shit, Mr Newton. I’m sorry, I didn’t know you go to the Ladies too!”

Dang La!

Visakha Bucha is on Monday, and everyone will be on leave. Everyone but me…and Azizul. Received a the day before yesterday from my principal that a client wants divers to unclog one of the outlet valves of a dam north of here. Initially, I called Nik to act as my backup diver but Nik already has a job with PETRONAS Melaka. So, I had to rope in Azizul. Luckily he is not going anywhere this weekend. Both Azizul and Nik have done underwater jobs with me; the last Nik did with me was the structural inspection in Kemasin back in December 2007, while Azizul’s last with me was for the deployment of artificial reefs mid of last year. So I have asked Azizul to get his equipment ready for Monday’s one-day deployment.

Then on Tuesday most probably, I will have to act as a safety diver at Redang island for this one company that will be doing some underwater activity. This will be a two-day deployment I was told. So hopefully I’ll be back on Thursday, hopefully for some Thursday-Night-Friday activity.

Keeping my fingers and toes crossed.