Akan Ku Bawa Petir Seribu Panahan, Dan Berikan Bumi Ini Suasana Utopia

Aku tahu.

Topik pelik memang memeningkan. Apatah lagi jika nukilan kali ini seperti biasa tiada kaitan dengan topik pelik di atas.

Seminggu aku rasa aku memandu kereta rekabentuk continental kepunyaan Yummy Baby. Pelik pun ada tatkala nak kasi signal, wiper yang bergerak.

Walau bagaimanapun, selepas seminggu aku menjadi expert dengan peculiarities keretanya.

Hari ni aku bawak kereta aku. Disebabkan harga minyak naik mendadak hasil polisi ekonomi Bebudak Tingkat Empat yang diseliakan oleh Budak Kulit Hitam bagi pihak bapa mertuanya, kereta-kereta di jalanraya kini bergerak macam ciput.

Akibatnya aku terperangkap di belakang sebuah kereta makcik bertudung yang sedang memotong sebuah lori dengan kelajuan 60kmj di lorong memotong, sedangkan lori tersebut berada di kelajuan yang sama.

Setelah hampir seminit mengekori bontot kereta makcik ni, kenderaan di belakang semuanya membunyikan horn dan memberi lampu besar kepada aku. Cipet betul. Aku naik geram. Aku horn makcik ni, masih dia tak faham. Lantas aku pun bagi dia high beam.

Bila aku tarik lever tu, hanya air yang keluar dan wiper aku bergerak ke kiri dan kanan menyapu windscreen aku.

Kimak! Salah tarik lagi!

1st July 2008

Half a year’s gone now. Another half year to go. Just slightly more than a month to the fasting month, two and a half months to Hari Raya. The only good news so far during the first half of the year is the return of the Leatherback turtles to the shores of Terengganu. Hopefully they will stay and breed this time. The last I saw these magnificent creatures was back in 1973.

Three years ago today the idea to have this blog was conceived at one of the dive sites in Perhentian when I was called a ‘Nitrogen Narcosis Addict’ by my fellow diver friends cum office mates. One suggested the name Narcaholic to be the site’s name. It was supposed to be mainly on dive topics, but somehow it metamorphosised into something more personal plus a bit on the usual religion and politics stuff.

There was no post until more than a month later.

Two years ago today, my posting was about the defeat of Argentina by Germany. The next day I did my decompression procedures test and scored 96%, beating the younger guys’ scores. A year ago, I went through some bad times – which in the end has turned out good. Now, I have only the future to look forward to.

Whether I will carry on blogging or not, I do not know. Maybe this blog will revert back to its original purpose: dive trip reports and matters on diving. Yummy Baby has started work at the new place today. I will soon follow and shall be working elsewhere – meaning I will be leaving KL, maybe for good. Once that happens, our lives (mine and Yummy Baby‘s as Mrs SeaDemon) will be different in routine, although essentially the same. Migrating has never been on my mind, but I guess (after much delays caused by people who treated me as an emotional buffer) the time is now for me to pursue a new horizon in what I know best: diving and security.

I will turn 42 soon. I am now officially (as of yesterday) long-sighted: able to read a restaurant’s name from 400 meters away, but get headaches reading this posting. My underwater photography is going to have to rely on the big screen at the back of the camera to tell me if the image is blurry or sharp.

So, three years on, maybe it is time for me to get Kimi, Niels and Andy to go on another trip with me.