A Unique Experience

Went for a seafood binge at Unique. We had fried asparagus, 2kg of Alaskan Spider Crab (half baked in creamy butter sauce, the other half cooked Kam Heong, baked oysters in cheese (one dozen), raw oysters (half dozen), steamed garoupa/grouper/kerapu, boiled Tiger Prawns, followed by Sea Coconut with Longan dessert. Good binge and a four-figure bill!

Unique indeed
The venue

Boiled tiger prawns
Boiled Tiger Prawns

Steamed Garoupa
Steamed Garoupa

Asparagus
Aspalela Abdullah Asparagus

Baked Oysters in Cheese
Baked Oyster In Cheese

Raw oyster
Raw Oyster

Alaskan King Crab baked in creamy butter sauce
Alaskan King Crab baked in creamy butter sauce

Alaskan King Crab Kam Heong
Kam Heong Alaskan King Crab

Sea Coconut and Longan
Sea Coconut and Longan

Rina Sings A Sad Song

Rina sang a sad song at Lima Puluh Satu, but it wasn’t Rina who was the star attraction. It was the background dancer – Aiz!

Ever Wondered?

1. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

2. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

3. Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

5. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

6. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

7. Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

8. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near
miss? Shouldn’t it be called a near hit?

9. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

10. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a
shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?

11. Why is it called a TV set when you only get one?

12. Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

13. Why does an alarm clock go off when it begins ringing?

14. Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?

15. Why is it called a building when it is already built?

16. Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

17. Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

18. How can someone draw a blank?

19. Why are they called stands when they’re made for sitting?

20. How do you know it’s an ENDLESS LOOP?

Happy Teachers Day

This is a dedication to all the teachers, retired teachers, teachers whom have passed on…may God bless you for your tireless effort and dedication. My teachers from Primary through Secondary schools(forgive me if there are those whom I have left out):

SK St John’s (1)

Darjah 1 Kuning – Mrs Rahim (I had to excel because she was my mother’s college-mate at the Teachers Training College in Kota Bharu)
Darjah 2 Kuning – I cannot remember her name or how she looked like, but my friends and I called her Cikgu Dayang Bunting because she was pregnant for most of the year and was then on maternity leave.
Darjah 3 Merah – Puan Sharifah Zainab (garang gila…pukul kepala orang with her high-heels)
Darjah 4 Merah – Tengku Sharifah Nor (probably the best primary school teacher I had)
Darjah 5 Merah – Mr Yap (funny but strict – cool guy)
Darjah 6 Merah – Mr Tan Kham Peng (did not teach us much because we had sat for our Assessment Exams the previous year)

Malay College Kuala Kangsar

Mr Amirthalingam
Ustaz Rahman
Ustaz Md Yusof Ismail (Allahyarham – my Ahmad House foster father – maybe I was setan, but I scored A1 in my Agama Islam subject for both SRP and SPM, tulis Jawi lagi, okay?)
Cikgu Mustapha (Arts)
Cikgu Mustafa Ishak
Mr Leong Chee Seng(Add Maths)
Mr Loh Teik Sze (Mod Maths)
Cikgu Sazali (Gary Gnu)
Cikgu Rahim Buszhak
Mr Pang
Mr Ooi (Biology)
Mr “ABU” Toh Ah Huat (Chemistry)
Alamak…I forgot the Physics teacher’s name
Mr Tony Ng (Mod Maths)
Mr Tan (Md Maths)
Mr Nadarajah
Mr Purushotnam Panicker (PE)
Cikgu Wahab Pirate (Allahyarham – he looked like Mat Sentul in the movie ‘Mat Lanun’ and had one eye sepet – very the lanun)

Royal Latin Grammmar School

Mrs Metcalf – somewhat racist: asked me where I learnt English. My reply was: “On the plane on the way here.”

Mr Creasy – strict guy, very devout Christian; used to say very English stuff like, “I would like to see your assignments handed in to me by four o’clock prompt.” And I would go, “Is that a C prompt he’s talking about?”

Mr Tad Newton – very cool and fun guy who taught us Geography, Geology and Meterology; great jazz player with his own jazz band that played at the Swindon and Marlborough Jazz Festivals. He and I would always bump into each other in the Ladies and I’d go, Oh, shit, Mr Newton. I’m sorry, I didn’t know you go to the Ladies too!”

Dang La!

Visakha Bucha is on Monday, and everyone will be on leave. Everyone but me…and Azizul. Received a the day before yesterday from my principal that a client wants divers to unclog one of the outlet valves of a dam north of here. Initially, I called Nik to act as my backup diver but Nik already has a job with PETRONAS Melaka. So, I had to rope in Azizul. Luckily he is not going anywhere this weekend. Both Azizul and Nik have done underwater jobs with me; the last Nik did with me was the structural inspection in Kemasin back in December 2007, while Azizul’s last with me was for the deployment of artificial reefs mid of last year. So I have asked Azizul to get his equipment ready for Monday’s one-day deployment.

Then on Tuesday most probably, I will have to act as a safety diver at Redang island for this one company that will be doing some underwater activity. This will be a two-day deployment I was told. So hopefully I’ll be back on Thursday, hopefully for some Thursday-Night-Friday activity.

Keeping my fingers and toes crossed.

When Things Are Better…

I’m sorry, Sayang, because despite not being able to keep my eyes open just now, I am still up. My eyes are smarting right now, but I have to say my piece tonight.

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

How true. Suddenly all the pain I used to feel are in the distant past, they no longer cause anger or hurt. I cannot sleep at night because I want to always see the person I love. See how you sleep, how gentle and lovely that face is that I love so much.

And everyday, it gets only better. Even the plain rice, kicap, fried egg, tasted nice because you prepared them for me – and there I was, struggling to keep my eyes open after my Mandarin class; I whacked everything clean, because you waited up for me to make sure I ate something. The little disagreements that we have have no effect on how I feel for you – and I can only feel more and more each day for you – because you always make things better for me.

And I know I love you because even when the room reverberated to the low-frequency snore (a sign that you were truly tired but contented) that you emitted, you sounded and looked cute. I kissed your forehead and cheek and said to you, “Yang, you are snoring.”

Your eyes half-open, you smile and said, “Cibai la you ni.”

Even that sounded very loving.

And all I could do was to reciprocate by holding you close. nice and snug, in my arms.

My Home For 5 Years

Big School, Overfloor, and the Big Tree - Malay College, Kuala Kangsar

Sekolah Kebangsaan St John’s (1), 1978. That was when I got the offer to enrol at the Malay College in Kuala Kangsar. Given the life I had at home, I accepted the offer without giving any thought, except to show the offer letter to my class teacher, Mr Tham Kam Peng, and classmates Rafidi Aris (who is now a Taekwondo instructor), Zamri Ridzwan (Hj Zamri now, a businessman, and an UMNO branch head in the Cheras division), and Andri Aidham Ahmad Badri (co-founder of Kadir, Andri and Partners, a legal firm in KL somewhere). Only two of us got the offer (the other person was Megat Kamil Azman of Darjah 6 Kuning), one got to go to RMC (Mizan Yahaya), a few more to MRSM Pengkalan Chepa. The others like Harith Iskandar Musa (yes, that Harith), went on to do their secondary at SMK St John’s across the road.

January 1979 – armed with new stuff like my own pail, black “leather” shoes, new games shoes, PE attires, school uniforms, kitchen sink, I reported to the Prep School, a hostel reserved for the First Formers (isolated from the rest as this would be where we were to be shaped by the Prefects and Wardens entrusted to mold us). My parents sent me there – a long 6-hour drive from KL. I got there, andwe were met by the District Special Branch Officer, Uncle Ismail Ibrahim (retired as the Kedah Special Branch Head later in the 1990s). After having arranged my stuff at Dorm ‘A’ of the Prep School, I went for a bath at the gym (the bathroom and dining hall was not ready yet then), then went for mass Maghrib prayers. That was when my parents left me to go back to KL. I was chucked into Form 1D (Commerce) with the late Johan Ismail (of Joeblogs), while Megat Kamil went to Form 1C. Form 1 life was mostly uneventful except for the frequent visits by Special Branch officers to ensure I was okay, or the occasional hideaway I had to undergo at the house of the Commandant of the Northern Brigade, Police Field Force (now General Operations Force) in Hulu Kinta. Those were the times when communists activities were rife in Perak, and Perak had its own electricity company called Perak Hydro (Perak) Sdn Bhd. For extra-curricular activities, I joined the Pasukan Kadet Bersatu Malaysia and we were trained by the 26th Battalion Royal Malay Regiment, then based in Ipoh. It was also in Form One that I challenged a senior to a fistfight – but I was no match against 5 Form 2 boys then. I had to learn a lot of things by myself and I had to learn them fast. I didn’t know how to tie the sarong, or samping, or even the necktie then, and I always looked silly.

When I was in Form 2, I was in Dorm 9 of the New Hostel. Saifuddin Abdullah (now YB Datuk Saifuddin Abdullah, a deputy minister and MP for Temerloh) was my Headboy. There were some Form 3 students there as well, sharing dorms with us, as a preparation for us to assimilate with the rest of the senior students. Ragging was there, but the Prefects, mostly 5th Formers and in Lower 6, made sure that the ‘naughty’ seniors were kept at bay. We also made sports headlines that year because all of us ran amuck when a cheerleader was beaten up by supporters of STAR (Sekolah Tak Ada Reason) when we beat them at rugby during the state finals. Apparently, the reporter who wrote the article is also a loser from that losing school. At the end of the year, I got to go on my first round-the-world trip with the family.

The following year, I was again at the New Hostel in Dorm 3. Those from my batch were Farid Nawawi (now CEO and ED of MIMB Investment Bank Bhd), Shahrir Md Noor (a partner of a legal firm in Jitra, Kedah) – I cannot recall who the other person was. Those in Form 2 were Niju, the late Azam Tot, Cerpelai, Zulbokh, Azizi Siang-Siang Di Malam-Malam, Shahril Azwar Jimin (Paqia), Mas Adi and a few others whose real name I cannot remember. This was probably the starting of the best year because from this junior batch, I made friends with Gemgem, Badak, Bawang, Jawa, Adlan, Droid (with the latter five then joining the college’s swimming squad). We all had a common enemy and nemesis in the form of a prefect called Hj Adlan, who was probably disliked by the whole community of Collegians during that time, save for a few. It was also the year I broke my left arm during rugby, two weeks before a swimming meet in KL. At the end of Form 3, my father thought of sending me to the UK and had me packing ALL my stuff, ready to leave for the UK. However, the plan came to a halt and I went back to the Malay College for my fourth year.

1982 – the best year ever. Droid, Jawa, Adlan, Bawang, and myself, got closer because of swimming. And once the overlooked or forgotten, both the swimming and water polo squads (they were the same people as there were about ten people doing both) became the State champs for the first time, beating giants like St Michael Institution and the Anglo-Chinese School, both from Ipoh. Not only once, but twice – once during the MSSPk, and then the Age-Group competition. I remember how we all had stacks of medallions to show. It was also the first time I had won a Gold for 100 meters freestyle in a competition that ran during the second term holidays. All of us did not know where to store the medallions that we had to make a trip back to KL to send them back home for safekeeping. This was also the year I first scuba dived – in Tioman.

Form 5 – the critical year. We again excelled in swimming but came 3rd in water polo. This was also the year we had to train juniors to take over and some were literally forced to join the team. I became the President for the Lifesaving Society, and captained the Ahmad House swimmers to victory in during Sports Day. I led the Speech Day parade, commandeering the various guards-of-honour contigents. On that day, the school administration recognised our efforts and three of us were awarded the College Colours for excellence in the fields of swimming and water-polo; the only sport to have had more than one recipient in the same year.

I left the Malay College two days after my last SPM exams paper, and ten days later was on a flight to England to further my studies. It was sad to leave my alma mater when the rest of my batchmates were still holidaying after the exams.

The Malay College is still very much in my heart, only that I would prefer to stay away, not wanting to get caught like some who cannot leave the college and have to return to the college, or attend every single do related to the college, or to the old boys network. No, I am NOT a MCOBA member, because I prefer my private life to remain private – not subjected to being the subject of discussion amongst old boys. I only returned in 1985 to get my SPM results, then in 1996 (we beat the college team at waterpolo during the Old Boys Weekend), and last in 2003 when my batch celebrated its 20th anniversary of leaving the Malay College.

The Malay College shaped me into what I am, mostly, and as I was in the swimming squad, I was exposed to girls much earlier than the other boys were – so, no, I have always been straight, unlike some. Thank you. But the best part is, our local rival, Clifford School, wanted to emulate us and went by the acronym SMCKK – Sekolah Menengah Clifford Kuala Kangsar.

Losers!

Jejaka Kepala Batu

Hari ni aje dua cerita yang menggoncang telor.

Mula-mula Keng Yaik kata BN teruk haari tu pasal ada beberapa tokoh UMNO yang menyombong dan sebagainya. Yang kedua, amaran daripada ahli-ahli parlimen Sabah mengenai nak cabut lari masuk PR.

Kalau Jejaka Kepala Batas masih lagi buta dan tuli serta bodoh sombong, maka pada penghujung tahun ini kita akan ada kerajaan pusat yang baru. Ahli-ahli parlimen Sabah masih tak puas hati sebab Jejaka Kepala Batas masih tidak banyak berganjak dari kedudukan asalnya dan mungkin masih mempercayai bahawa ancaman keluar parti oleh ahli-ahli parlimen Sabah hanyalah khayalan belaka, sepertimana dia berkahayal mengenai kemenangan BN semasa PRU-12.

Berhentilah wahai bodoh! Cukup la dengan kebodohan dan kesombongan engkau tu. Letak jawatan elok-elok, kasi orang lain cuba memperbetulkan parti. Macam mana engkau nak betulkan parti sedangkan engkau memang tak betul dari sejak azali lagi?

Memanglah Jejaka Kepala Batas ni nak kena tukar nama kepada Jejaka Kepala Batu.

Bodoh nak mampus!